Chapter 328: Of Course, Good Things Are Meant to Be Shared

“It’s not a matter of whether I can stomach it or not. It’s a matter of this thing being exceptionally hard to drink. I believed those ghosts in the comment section, believing their claims that mint removes fishy smells and is refreshing, and that boiling it with pig liver guarantees a delicious taste.” Li Hao, who had vomited until he was dizzy, only recovered after a long while.

This concoction almost killed him.

As expected, the most unreliable people in the world are those unrelated netizens who love to watch the fun. With those troublemakers who wish for nothing but chaos in the world, it’s hard not to be unlucky.

“You actually believe modern-day netizens? This makes me doubt your mental state, Litter Shovel Officer.” Li Li couldn’t help but say when he heard this. Even a fool knows that netizens are notoriously unreliable.

Why would he believe such an absurd thing? Pig liver should be cooked with ginger and spring onions. How can it be cooked with mint leaves?

Does he even know that mint is for cooking seafood?

“I’m also doubting myself now, no need for you to doubt me, Li Li.” Li Hao said as he stood up, looking at the little green leaves floating in the pot, he felt a wave of nausea.

He can’t drink this anymore. If he continues to drink it? He’ll really be done for.

Thinking of this, Li Hao was about to pick up the pot and pour it out. However, a figure appearing before him stopped him.

“What are you doing blocking me, Li Li? Don’t tell me you want to eat this thing. If that’s the case? Then I won’t pour it out, I’ll leave it for you to eat.” Seeing Li Li blocking him, Li Hao shook the pot in his hand and threatened.

“Eat it then, do you think I’m scared?” Li Li retorted angrily, “Pack this up, this cat will keep it for later.”

“Eh? You really plan to eat it? Be careful of getting diarrhea later.” Li Hao was stunned upon hearing this. He was just trying to scare him, but he actually planned to eat it. Isn’t he afraid of getting diarrhea?

“No, this cat is so powerful, how can I get diarrhea so easily?” Li Li said nonchalantly, waving his paws, “Go get some small bowls and pack it up. I’m going to give it to the young ladies to drink. They must have never had such a novel thing, I’ll let them broaden their horizons.”

As the saying goes, sharing joy with others is better than enjoying it alone. How can such a good thing be enjoyed alone? He must take it to the young ladies and share it with them.

“Ah? You’re planning to let all the Masters taste it?” Li Hao’s jaw dropped, “Aren’t you afraid that after the Masters drink it, they’ll slap you to death?”

Li Li is the apple of the Masters’ eyes. He actually wants to bring this kind of food to them. Isn’t he afraid that they’ll slap him to death? Is this something humans can eat?

“Of course not, this cat is quite strong, they can’t slap me to death. And don’t you think it’s great that I’m doing this? Sharing blessings and hardships with everyone.” Li Li said with a smile, his tail put down the phone recording the video and went to get the bowls.

It would be a waste for him to eat such a strange and peculiar thing alone. He must find someone else to taste it with him.

“Alright, if you’re not afraid of getting beaten, then what am I afraid of?” Li Hao nodded and went to pour the soup for Li Li.

If even the instigator is not afraid, then what is there to be afraid of for him, the one who helped?

“That’s right. Don’t panic, it’s fine.” Li Li said with a smile, urging him to quickly pour the stuff in. He wanted to take it to share with the young ladies and let them taste this rare delicacy.

“I’m not panicking, I’m not the one taking it there. I think you should be the one panicking.” Li Hao muttered, looking at the watery soup, he couldn’t imagine what the Masters would look like after drinking it.

“I’m not panicking, if the young ladies ask, I’ll just say you made it.” Li Li said nonchalantly.

“Ah? Li Li, you’re a cat, not a dog, how can you do such a thing?” Li Hao, who was pouring the soup, was dumbfounded. He can’t play like this, how can he do this?

“Why not, who told you not to let me eat my fill just now? This is just a small punishment for you.” Li Li said as he put away the mint pig liver soup, then walked away with his tail standing upright like a flagpole.

Li Hao was speechless, he quickly chased after him:

“Li Li, why are you doing this? I didn’t do anything, how can you retaliate against me like this?”

“Let’s talk about it, can we not do this?”

Li Li is too petty, holding a grudge over such a small thing. He just stopped him from overeating, he didn’t say he couldn’t eat. Is this necessary?

“No, no, what this cat decides can’t be changed. Even if you beg me, it’s useless, even if you bribe me with delicious food, it’s useless.” Li Li said as he walked with small steps, giving him a knowing look, which made Li Hao speechless.

As expected, Li Li wouldn’t do anything without benefits. If he wants food, just say it directly, why bother with all this?

But thinking about his bright future, Li Hao still very cleverly said: “So what exactly do you want, Li Li? Just tell me directly, otherwise I can’t guess.”

“It’s very simple, I want to see stewed pig trotters at home when I come back tomorrow morning, otherwise I can’t guarantee anything else.” Li Li said with a smile, giving him a knowing look.

The Litter Shovel Officer still wants to fight him? It’s ridiculous, now he knows how powerful he is, right?

“Ah? Tomorrow morning? Where are you going now?” Li Hao was stunned and asked.

“I’m going to find the young ladies, if I don’t go, what if they get angry? After all, I didn’t go to deliver it to them. Who knows if their hearts will be as small as needles?” Li Hao said angrily, looking at Li Hao and said: “You don’t want me to encounter this kind of thing, do you?”

“Uh, yes.” Li Hao hesitated for two seconds after being stared at, then immediately nodded.

He finally understood why he was being tricked, it’s because he was going to be unlucky. That’s why he couldn’t bear to see him doing well.

“That’s right, Litter Shovel Officer, you stay at home. This cat will be back tomorrow morning.” Li Li smiled and directly activated the teleportation, disappearing from Li Hao’s sight with a “swoosh”. Li Hao was helpless: “They say cats resemble their owners, but I’ve never done this before, it’s too outrageous.”

He could now be sure that Li Li definitely didn’t resemble him, at least he had never been this cunning.

“Swoosh”

Hong Fu, who was refining pills, didn’t even lift her head, she stretched out her hand and firmly caught a black and white fluffy ball with patterns.

“Meow meow, Big Sister, your ability to locate by sound is truly amazing, you actually knew I was coming without even looking.” Li Li, lying in Hong Fu’s hand, stretched and popped out his limbs.

He’s willing to call this move “Monkey Picking Peaches”, it’s like a divine hand that never misses.

“Do you even need to look? As soon as I hear a movement, I have to strike immediately, otherwise you little guy might fall somewhere.” Hong Fu, supporting Li Li’s big belly, said angrily, and put Li Li on her lap: “This little rascal, what are you doing here for no reason? You miss me after being apart for less than a day?”

As she spoke, she couldn’t help but stroke Li Li’s big bottom. The chubby guy didn’t come to see her off, she thought he wasn’t coming, but he came back in less than a day.

“Of course, and this cat didn’t come empty-handed, this cat brought the mint pig liver soup made by me, Big Sister, you should try it quickly, otherwise it won’t taste good when it’s cold.”

“This chubby guy can actually make pig liver soup? Then I have to try it.” Hong Fu couldn’t help but say, and put Li Li down.

This guy is sensible enough to know that he can’t come empty-handed.

“No problem, I guarantee it will amaze you, Big Sister, and leave you with a lasting impression.” Li Li said, and took out a bowl of mint pig liver soup from his spatial backpack. He placed it in front of Hong Fu.

“Uh, Cat Cat, are you sure this thing is drinkable?” Looking at the few shrunken leaves mixed with dark black pig liver swirling in the bowl, Hong Fu’s face changed slightly.

Can this thing really be eaten? It doesn’t look edible at all.

“Absolutely no problem, Big Sister, you can rest assured. This cat has personally tested it, there’s no problem at all, look at me, I’m alive and kicking now, aren’t I?” Li Li, who was questioned, said with his chest puffed out, showing a look of “Big Sister, look at me”.

After hesitating for a long time, Hong Fu nodded and said:

“Alright, I’ll trust you this time. Since you’re trying so hard to please me.”

Logically speaking, she shouldn’t eat something like this, but with Cat Cat looking at her so eagerly?

She might as well try it reluctantly, it shouldn’t be poisonous, right?

Looking at the mint pig liver soup in the bowl, Hong Fu couldn’t help but think and raised the bowl to drink. Then her face changed drastically, her features twisted into a ball:

“Ahhh~”

“It’s so disgusting, so nauseating. Cat Cat.”

“Impossible, it didn’t taste like this when this cat drank it, Big Sister.” Li Li couldn’t help but say.

He admitted that the pig liver soup was a bit hard to drink, but it definitely wasn’t to this extent.

“Then this little rascal, drink it all for me, it’s so disgusting.” Hong Fu said angrily, and put the unfinished soup in front of Li Li, asking him to drink it.

“Uh, that’s not good, Big Sister, this is my filial piety to you.” Li Li replied awkwardly upon hearing this. Of course he knew this thing was disgusting, otherwise why would he let Big Sister drink it?

Now that she put it back in front of him, he’s not stupid, how could he drink it?

“It’s okay, you just drink it all obediently, Big Sister knows you love this kind of soup, so don’t be polite, okay?” Hong Fu said with a smile, holding Li Li down so he couldn’t move.

“Alright, alright.” Li Li, who was held down, expressed his helplessness, but there was nothing he could do. He could only drink it reluctantly.

“How is it? Do you like it? Is the soup delicious?” Hong Fu asked with a smile after seeing Li Li gulp it down.

“Delicious, delicious, it tastes great, Big Sister, don’t just watch, have some too.” Li Li said with a smile, and was about to give the rest of the soup to her.

“Big Sister doesn’t like it anymore, so I’m not going to drink it, you can drink it slowly.” Hong Fu smiled upon seeing this, and stretched out her hand to block the soup.

What’s wrong with this little rascal drinking something else? Drinking this thing, can this thing be delicious? If it was really delicious, this little rascal wouldn’t have given it to her to drink, would he?

“That’s… not good, I originally gave it to Big Sister to drink, wouldn’t it be bad for me to drink it now?” Li Li replied awkwardly, reaching out his paw to push the bowl in front of Hong Fu.

“There’s nothing to be embarrassed about, Big Sister doesn’t like it and you like it. Doesn’t this prove that this bowl of pig liver soup is meant for you?” Hong Fu said with a smile, and pushed the pig liver soup back in front of Li Li.

She showed a look of “This bowl of soup is yours today”. Li Li was very helpless and could only put the soup away.

“Greedy cat, you’re not drinking it? Why did you put it away?” Hong Fu asked upon seeing this.

“Uh, this cat drank too much, so I’m feeling a bit bloated now. So I plan to take it back and drink it slowly.” Li Li replied with a smile, and began to change the subject: “By the way, Big Sister, what kind of pill are you refining? And why isn’t Little San Hua here?”

“You’re asking about Little San Hua? She was taken out to play by the sect disciples, after all, she stays in the alchemy room all day, it’s good for her physical and mental health to go out and play more.” Hong Fu explained, and looked at Li Li: “By the way, you greedy guy, you said you came to see me, but you actually came to see Little San Hua, right?”

Li Li quickly shook his big head and said:

“No, no, I mainly came to bring you Big Sister some soup to drink, seeing Little San Hua is just incidental, I’m very relieved that Little San Hua is with you, Big Sister.”

It’s great that Little San Hua has someone to take care of her and can learn skills, isn’t it better than being with Glasses Bro? You know, Bro has been very busy recently, busy with his relationship. He doesn’t have time to care about Little San Hua at all.

“Really?” Hong Fu nodded with satisfaction: “It seems this greedy cat has some conscience, knowing to come see us. But you said you came to bring us soup, what do you mean? Did you bring more than one bowl?”

“Of course, I cooked a whole pot.” Li Li nodded and said.

“Is that so?” Hong Fu’s eyes lit up, and a dangerous arc appeared at the corner of her mouth.

“Uh, what are you going to do? Why are you smiling so creepily?” Li Li couldn’t help but shiver when he saw this.

He felt that she was going to do something terrible, although he didn’t know what it was for a moment. But his intuition told him that it was better to stay away. Otherwise, he might get hurt.