Chapter 331: You’re Full of Bad Ideas

“That sounds somewhat reasonable, but can’t you share something good with me? Sharing such a strange soup with me, you’re probably trying to trick me.” Hong Fu said, pinching Li Li’s big, round face.

This little rascal’s words seemed to have some truth to them, but they sounded full of holes. Did this little rascal really think she was that easy to fool?

If the place was really close to her and good for her, why would they give her such a strange soup to drink?

“Because I thought the taste of this soup was very special, I couldn’t wait to find Big Sister.” Li Li continued to fool her, his eyes glancing from time to time at the Calico cat practicing swordsmanship with Mingmin.

He felt that his decision not to choose the path of cultivation was really the right one. This sword practice looked very troublesome, okay? It was better to just eat without practicing, which was more suitable for him.

“Then please, next time try to find something good for me, don’t find these outrageous things.” Hong Fu said angrily. She didn’t think of him for good things, but he was never short of bad things. This little guy could really come up with ideas.

“No problem, I got it. I’ll definitely find you, Big Sister, when I encounter something good next time.” Li Li replied, nodding his big head, and his paws pushed away Hong Fu’s hand: “Big Sister, stop pinching, if you pinch any more, it’s going to swell up.”

“Okay, I’ll let you go for now.” Hong Fu said after thinking for a moment, then she held Li Li in her arms.

Li Li, who was being held, twisted his body, and after finding that he couldn’t break free, he reminded her: “Big Sister, have you forgotten that we had a three-point agreement? You know, I’ve always been abiding by it, and now it’s your turn to keep your promise, right?”

“Really? I’m so sorry, Gluttonous Cat. I completely forgot about that.” Hong Fu immediately let go of her hand when she heard this, her eyes showing an embarrassed look.

“It’s okay, Big Sister, just remember it in the future.” Li Li said as he landed, and then he hopped towards the hillside with small steps.

“Gluttonous Cat, what are you going to do?” Hong Fu followed and asked curiously.

Why was this little guy running around instead of staying by her side? He clearly looked like a fat gourd, but he ran so fast.

“Here! Look for yourself, Big Sister.” Li Li, who was asked, pointed to the smoky woods ahead.

Hong Fu, who looked in the direction Li Li pointed, couldn’t help but frown and said:

“Hmm? Burning a fire in the camphor tree forest? Who could it be? How dare they burn a fire in the woods, aren’t they afraid of causing a fire?”

“They’re not just burning a fire in the woods, this cat smells roast chicken and roast fish. It seems like someone is making delicious food in there. We can just go and join in the fun, Big Sister.” Li Li looked at the place where the smoke was rising and smacked his lips, showing a look of interest. Judging from the aroma, it could be seen that the guys who were barbecuing should have good cooking skills.

They could just go over there and eat and drink for free, and by the way, see who they were. How dare they barbecue in the forest so brazenly?

“Hmm, let’s go and take a look. But we’re not going to eat and drink for free, you know? We’re going to catch the guys who are burning the fire in the woods.” At the end, Hong Fu emphasized.

Even in the Earth Immortal Realm, one couldn’t just burn a fire in the woods. If it burned up? Even if the trees were burned down in patches.

“Understood, understood. Big Sister, you’re so experienced.” Li Li nodded repeatedly when he heard this.

As expected of someone from a big sect, even robbing food was said so righteously and with good reason.

“What experience do I have? Don’t tell me you think I’m interested in that food? I’ve eaten everything since I was a child.” Hong Fu said angrily, realizing that Li Li’s words had an implied meaning.

Did this gluttonous cat think everyone was like him? He was really looking down on people. She wouldn’t be like this gluttonous cat.

“Yes, yes, Big Sister, you’re the best. Then Big Sister, do you mind if I eat? I haven’t eaten anything good, and I want to try this the most.” Li Li said cheerfully when he heard this. Since Big Sister didn’t want it, he wouldn’t be polite and eat it himself.

“You’re really a glutton. We’ll go and take a look later. If it’s really delicious, I’ll let you eat it, okay?” Hong Fu said helplessly.

This gluttonous cat really knew how to climb up the pole. He could even say such things. It seemed that he was really greedy.

Then she would help him out, see who was setting the fire in the woods, and teach them a lesson. It would be reasonable to confiscate all the tools of the crime on site, right?

“Okay, thank you, Big Sister.” Li Li said happily, and led the way for Hong Fu.

He could already smell it from such a distance. It seemed that these guys really didn’t know how to hide, and they were eating here so openly.

“I say, Skinny, is it ready yet? I think the chicken should be ready to eat. Look at how golden brown and crispy it is.” The chubby cultivator said, drooling at the roast chicken over the bonfire.

He could already smell the aroma. The roast chicken must be ready to eat. He couldn’t wait to swallow it in one bite and taste its deliciousness.

“Fatty, don’t be so impatient, okay? As the saying goes, ‘Haste makes waste.’ Waiting a little longer won’t make you lose a piece of meat. When it’s all cooked, will you be missing out on your food?” The skinny cultivator who was turning over the grilled fish said helplessly.

Was there any need for him to be like this? People who didn’t know would think he hadn’t eaten for hundreds of years, he was so impatient.

“I know I won’t miss out, but the aroma is really tantalizing.” The chubby cultivator said, swallowing his saliva.

The skinny cultivator was speechless when he saw this. He fumbled in his sleeve and threw a steamed bun to him:

“Here, eat a steamed bun to cushion your stomach first, and don’t bother me anymore. The grilled fish will be ready soon. Do you have to act like you haven’t eaten?”

“Thank you, thank you.” The chubby cultivator said happily, and immediately began to gnaw on the steamed bun.

He had to say that smelling the aroma of grilled fish and gnawing on a steamed bun gave him the illusion that he was eating grilled fish.

It was just that the steamed bun was a little too cold and not as soft, otherwise the effect would be better.

“I say, who’s secretly setting fire in the woods? So it’s you two guys. You two are setting fire in the forest at will, do you know what crime you’ve committed?” Hong Fu said angrily after seeing them.

She wondered who was so bold to grill fish and chicken here. It turned out to be these two. It was no wonder, these two guys were best at doing this kind of thing.

“Senior Sister, let’s talk things over nicely, don’t be so formal.”

“Yeah, yeah, Senior Sister, everyone knows you’re kind-hearted. Just let us go.”

Upon hearing this, the two of them immediately started flattering Hong Fu after seeing that it was her.

“Let you go? You two guys are setting fire in the forest. If I just let you go like this, how can I explain it to everyone?” Hong Fu said with a cold face, and a pair of handcuffs appeared in her hand: “It’s better to follow the sect rules, so that people won’t say that I’m favoring you and breaking the rules.”

“No, no, Senior Sister. We just started a bonfire and grilled some food, we absolutely didn’t do anything else bad. Please have mercy on us.”

“Yeah, yeah, for the sake of us brothers running errands for you in the past, have pity on our experiences over the years.” Seeing this, the two immediately started playing the victim.

“Big Sister, why don’t you just let it go? Just confiscate their tools. Don’t go this far. After all, we’re all fellow disciples and there’s no one around.” Li Li whispered after seeing this.