Chapter 362: You Really Are a Chatty Little Kitty

“Big Sister, you heard him, right? Little Bro has already vouched for me, this is enough to prove that I am a good cat.” Li Li said to Liu Yun proudly.

“Come on, of course he’ll say good things in front of you. What he says when you’re not around is what’s real.” Liu Yun rolled her eyes.

How could anyone speak ill of Mimi when he’s right there?

“Really? Then forget it, this cat thinks he might not be able to stand the test.” Li Li said after hearing this, and patted A Liang’s shoulder:

“Speaking of which, Little Bro, when are we going to eat? This cat is a little hungry now, I think it’s time to eat?”

“Huh? Fat Plum, you just want to eat? But the problem is it’s not time for dinner yet.” A Liang was stunned.

“Is that so? Then it seems that this cat can only go out and beg for food myself.” Hearing this, Li Li sighed helplessly and jumped down from him: “This cat is going to beg for food, I’ll talk to you later when I have time.”

“Why do you have to go beg for food?” Liu Yun, who was at the side, said helplessly after hearing this, “I never said I wouldn’t buy you food, just stay here obediently.”

“Really? Then Big Sister, remember to buy me pork knuckle rice, I want a large portion of pork knuckle.” Li Li immediately stopped in his tracks.

Since someone was willing to bring him food, he naturally wouldn’t go begging.

“I know, I know, you little guy have quite high demands.” Liu Yun said angrily, and went to buy food for Li Li.

Seeing this, Li Li immediately said to A Liang, who was beside him, “Don’t take what I just said to Big Sister to heart, it was all to fool her.”

“Otherwise, she’d pester me with questions for a long time. I believe you can definitely understand this kind of thing, right?”

“Yeah, I understand, I understand.” A Liang nodded in response. How could he not understand? Because his own cousin was just as annoying to him.

“That’s good.” Li Li was very satisfied when he heard this, and then lay down on a chair nearby, waiting for Liu Yun to bring him food.

During this time, many students saw him, but none of them came up to pet him. They were all earnestly practicing martial arts, which made him feel a little surprised. He didn’t expect these guys to be able to resist the temptation.

It seemed that in their hearts, practicing martial arts was still more important than him.

Seeing this, Li Li couldn’t help but be very satisfied. These guys finally had some sense, which was a good thing.

“Here! You little rascal, this is the pork knuckle rice you like.” Liu Yun said angrily, looking at the very comfortable Li Li. This little rascal was lying very comfortably, even crossing his legs.

Did he know how far she ran to bring him pork knuckle rice?

“Thank you, Big Sister, I knew you were the best. From the very beginning, I knew that only Big Sister was good in the world.” Li Li, who was humming a tune with his legs crossed, immediately flattered.

“Come on, I don’t know what kind of a little rascal you are? You think I’ll believe you just by saying a few nice words.” Liu Yun knocked on his head angrily. This little rascal must have said the same thing to every Big Sister, she would be a fool to believe him.

“Yes, yes, yes, my Big Sister is the best, I didn’t expect you to see through me.” Li Li said as he opened the pork knuckle rice package and started eating with his mouth wide open.

I have to say, this pork knuckle rice really tasted good. It was stewed until it was very soft and glutinous, and it was served with sweet and sour pickled mustard greens.

The only pity was that the portion of the pork knuckle rice was a bit small, otherwise it would have made him very happy.

“You, apart from being gluttonous, your mouth is the best at saying nice things.” Liu Yun couldn’t help but shake her head.

Then she looked at the students practicing martial arts, intending to learn something. She was bored anyway, so she might as well take a look at the martial arts they were practicing.

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“Shoveler, you’re finally back. Did you have fun on your date with Big Sister Xiaohui? Did you walk her home?”

At night, as soon as Li Hao returned home, Li Li’s voice came.

Looking at Li Li, who jumped down in front of him with a curious look on his face, Li Hao said angrily:

“Li Li, you’re just a cat, why are you always worrying about this kind of thing?”

“Meow meow, you can’t say that. As your Shoveler, I definitely have to care about your situation.” Li Li said in an old-fashioned tone:

“After all, you’re so honest, if you didn’t have this cat’s help? You might be a bachelor for life, I’m very worried about your future, so I have to investigate everything in detail.”

The Shoveler wasn’t handsome, didn’t have much money, was honest and didn’t know how to please girls. If he didn’t pay attention, what if things went wrong? Wouldn’t the Shoveler be a bachelor for life?

It didn’t matter if he was a bachelor, he was worried that Uncle and Auntie, the two elderly people, would be sad when they heard the news.

Hearing this, Li Hao couldn’t help but twitch the corner of his mouth. He touched Li Li’s big head and said:

“Li Li, you should just take care of your own business and don’t worry about me, this is a matter between adults, you little kitty won’t understand.”

“How old are you? And you’re here to lecture me.” Li Li slapped Li Hao’s hand away speechlessly, jumped up and knocked on Li Hao’s head:

“Listen to me obediently, okay? Big Sister Xiaohui is a very rare girl, she doesn’t need you to give a betrothal gift, and there’s no trouble from her family. She doesn’t even ask you to have a house or a car, if you miss her, you’ll regret it later.”

“Yes, yes, I know, I know, you don’t have to nag anymore.” Li Hao, whose head was being knocked on, replied, and reached out to hug Li Li:

“It’s getting late, Li Li, you should go to sleep.”

“Sleeping is not urgent, this cat slept for a long time before I came, remember what I said, okay?” Li Li reminded as he was hugged.

“Yes, yes, I know, I know, you can rest assured.”

“I will work harder and will not let you down.”

Li Hao said as he pulled the quilt over them, and hugged Li Li tightly to prevent him from continuing to talk.

“That’s more like it.” Li Li said, feeling relieved and finally falling asleep.

“Snore~”

“Snore~”

After a while, rhythmic snores came from the room.

Hearing this, Li Hao let go of Li Li’s hand, got out of bed and started editing videos.

Although he had already opened a martial arts school, he still hadn’t given up his side job as a video uploader.

After all, it was good to have one more channel to make money.

“Fat Cat, you’re now the lucky cat at the martial arts school, aren’t you? I haven’t seen you come to the cat cafe to look for us, you don’t seem like such an honest cat, what happened to make you change your ways?”

Miao Miaoqing asked, looking at Li Li, who was lying at the entrance of the martial arts school, yawning and lazily basking in the sun.

She had thought that Fat Cat had disappeared again, but later she heard from the students who came to the cat cafe that Fat Cat hadn’t disappeared at all, but was acting as the mascot in the martial arts school.

“Meow meow~ （Why would this cat go out and beg for food when I can get food by just lying down? Why would I run around asking for food when I’m full and have nothing to do? ）” Li Li yawned in response.  

Although he was staying at the entrance of the martial arts school, the students who came and went would bring him food, wasn’t this better than him running around?

And what about going to the cat cafe? They wouldn’t let him eat his fill anyway, it was better to stay here, at least here he could eat as much as he wanted.

His Shoveler and Little Bro, who knew his abilities, wouldn’t care at all, and would even give him extra food.

Under such circumstances, he would be crazy to go out when he was full.

“Fat Cat, why are you ignoring me again?” Miao Miaoqing couldn’t help but say when she saw Li Li’s reluctance to talk to her.

She had been feeding this fat guy for so long, why was he still like this when he saw her?

“Qing Qing, have you forgotten that this guy is notoriously known for not doing anything without a reward?” Liang Tiantian reminded her.

How could Qing Qing think that this fat guy would pay attention to her empty-handed? This guy was notoriously known for eating and running.

“I just thought that since we have a good relationship with him, I would try to see if it would work. I didn’t expect him to be the same as before, not recognizing people after eating.” Miao Miaoqing muttered, and took out a chicken sausage from her pocket and dangled it in front of Li Li:

“Fat Cat, do you want to eat? If you want to eat, you have to be obedient, okay? Otherwise, Big Sister won’t give it to you, you greedy cat.”

“Meow meow~ （Look at what you’re saying, do I, this cat, lack this little bit of food from you? ）” Li Li curled his lips and turned his head, as if to say, if you don’t want to give it, then don’t give it, I don’t want it anyway.

“You bad guy, when did you change your ways?” Miao Miaoqing said angrily after seeing this.

When did this fat guy become so principled? She really couldn’t tell.

“Meow meow~ （This cat has always been so principled, okay? ）” Li Li muttered, his eyes suddenly lifting.

Then a familiar figure came running over.

“Big-Faced Cat, good morning! I brought you delicious food, are you happy, Big-Faced Cat?” Yue Yue skipped over to Li Li.

When she saw that there were acquaintances here, she quickly greeted them: “Big Sister Tiantian, Big Sister Qing Qing, hello. Are you here to practice martial arts too?”

“Hello, Yue Yue, I’m here to see this fat guy, not to practice martial arts.” Miao Miaoqing shook her head.

“I’m here to practice martial arts, but I can only practice for a little while. I have to go to the lab later.” Liang Tiantian said.

Although she was a senior, because she was preparing for the postgraduate entrance examination, she was not as relaxed as others.

On the contrary, she was very busy, otherwise she wouldn’t have waited until others told her the news about Fat Cat.

“Is that so? That’s a pity.” Yue Yue said:

“Otherwise, we could practice martial arts together.”

Practicing martial arts was very boring, it would be much better if there were familiar people practicing together.

“It’s okay, there will be plenty of opportunities in the future.” Liang Tiantian said with a smile, and then felt a furry touch at her feet.

She saw Li Li get up and come to Yue Yue’s side, reaching out his paw to grab the seaweed rice balls she brought.

Seeing this, Miao Miaoqing immediately blocked Li Li:

“You bad kitty, how can you just grab it? It’s yours only if others are willing to give it to you, you can’t take it by force, you know?”

How could Fat Cat just grab it from Yue Yue because she was a child? This was not what a good cat should do.

“Meow meow~ （I didn’t want to grab it, but you kept talking to her and kept interrupting this cat from eating, okay? ）”

Li Li was speechless. She had the nerve to say that. If it weren’t for her constantly interrupting Yue Yue from giving him the food, he would have already eaten it.

“It’s okay, Big Sister.” Yue Yue saw this and directly handed the seaweed rice balls to Li Li: “This was originally prepared for the cat, there’s nothing wrong with him taking it.”

“You, you’re just too good to this bad guy, that’s why he’s so arrogant.” Miao Miaoqing couldn’t help but shake her head, but she didn’t stop him anymore.

Instead, she also gave the chicken sausage she brought to Li Li.

“It’s okay, the Senior Brothers and Sisters in the martial arts school are even better to him, I actually haven’t been that good to him.” Yue Yue scratched her head and said, looking at Miao Miaoqing:

“Speaking of which, Big Sister Qing Qing, the winter vacation is coming soon, when are you going back? What about the cats in the cat cafe then?”

It was almost February, they should be going on winter vacation soon, what about the cats in the cat cafe then?

“The Guidance Director will help take care of the cats in the cat cafe, his home is here, you don’t have to worry about this.” Liang Tiantian said before Miao Miaoqing could speak.

They had also thought about this, and the school had already come up with a solution. They didn’t have to worry about this and could go back home for the New Year.

“Is that so? That’s great.” Yue Yue nodded, feeling relieved.

“Yeah.” Miao Miaoqing smiled, and Liang Tiantian said, “It’s getting late, I have to go practice, you guys chat here first.”

“Okay, Tiantian.” Miao Miaoqing replied, and Liang Tiantian went to practice.

“Big Sister, I have to go practice too.” Yue Yue said after seeing this.

“Okay, you go.” Miao Miaoqing smiled, and Yue Yue also left.

Miao Miaoqing, seeing this, stayed by Li Li’s side with some annoyance:

“Fat Cat, I also want to practice martial arts, but there are still things to do at the cat cafe, what should I do?”

“Meow meow~ （You’re asking me, a little kitty, about this kind of thing? You’ve got the wrong person. ）” Li Li said speechlessly as he munched on the rice ball.

Why was she always asking him? She should be asking herself. He couldn’t help her decide, and when a person asked, her heart was already wavering, wasn’t it?

“Little Sister, do you want to come and see the fist and leg techniques taught in our martial arts school?” At this moment, Wenwen walked over.

As the marketing and receptionist of the martial arts school, she had heard what she said.

Knowing that she had this intention, all she needed to do now was to turn her intention into action.

She was very good at this kind of thing, otherwise, how did the thousands of people in the martial arts school come? They were all brought in by her through her potential customer development skills.

“Uh, no need. I don’t actually have much time to practice martial arts.” Miao Miaoqing said awkwardly, not expecting her words to be overheard.