Chapter 372: Fighting This Cat?

“Little Sister, why are you looking at me like that? Is there something on my face?” After speaking, Li Li noticed Yuan Ni staring intently at his face and couldn’t help but ask in confusion.

There shouldn’t be anything on his face, so why was she staring at him like that? It made him feel a little embarrassed.

Although he knew he was indeed very handsome and could be considered a Super Cat among handsome cats, she didn’t have to stare at him like that.

“Of course, there’s nothing on your face. Sister is just shocked that you, a Fat Cat, actually have this kind of ability.”

Looking at Li Li, Yuan Ni said with some emotion.

Instead of taking action herself, did he use an illusion to deal with the opponent, playing them in the palm of his hand?

She had to admit, if Fat Cat hadn’t told her the truth, she would have thought it was just an ordinary ghost seeking revenge. This showed how terrifying Fat Cat’s intelligence had become.

He was a typical example of “humans are inferior to cats.”

“Of course, this Cat is very powerful, okay? It’s just a small trick, not worth bragging about,” Li Li said, his tail sticking up like a flagpole.

It was obvious that this was what he said, but he was feeling quite smug in his heart.

“Really? If your tail wasn’t sticking up like that, I almost believed you,” Yuan Ni rolled her eyes and said, then picked up Li Li.

“Fat Cat, I remember it’s been a long time since we livestreamed, right?”

“How about staying here today and joining Sister’s livestream? Sister can order a lot of delicious food for you.”

“Meow meow, delicious food?” Li Li’s eyes lit up at the mention of food.

“Yes, there’s roast chicken, roast duck, braised pig trotters, and sticky rice chicken,” Yuan Ni nodded and said.

“In that case, this Cat will graciously accept,” Li Li smacked his lips, seemingly already picturing the dishes she mentioned appearing before him.

“Well, that’s more like it.” Yuan Ni smiled and started the livestream.

——

A few days later, Li Li stretched, yawned, and looked at Li Hao, who was holding him, muttering.

“I say, Shovel Officer, it’s fine that you brought Little Sister to see the wedding house, but why did you bring me along? This Cat was sleeping. Can you show some respect for this Cat?”

He had no objections to the Shovel Officer trying to please Little Sister Xiaohui, but could he please not bring him along?

He had been sleeping when he was carried out.

“It’s precisely because I respect you that I brought you along, okay? After all, you’re also a part of the family, so I have to tell you about things.”

Hearing this, Li Hao completely ignored the “wedding house” part of Li Li’s words. He brought Li Li over simply to have him help see if there was anything missing in their new home.

So they could buy it immediately and avoid having to hire workers again when they came back in February.

“Alright~” Li Li perked up slightly and looked at Wu Xiaohui, who was walking over.

“Hello, Little Sister, long time no see.”

“Fat Cat, you’re being perfunctory again. We just saw each other yesterday, okay?” Wu Xiaohui rolled her eyes. Fat Cat was really something.

Even if he was being perfunctory, he didn’t have to be so obvious. He said “long time no see” when they had just met yesterday.

“Meow meow~”

“That’s for you, Little Sister. You know, this Cat can only live for twelve years, so it might seem like a day has passed for you, but for this Cat, at least six days have gone by.”

Li Li, whose lie had been exposed, wasn’t embarrassed at all and instead explained himself with reason and evidence.

“You’re talking about ordinary cats. But are you ordinary?” Wu Xiaohui laughed and pinched Li Li’s chubby face.

“Of course, I’m ordinary. Don’t I look like other cats? I don’t have extra arms, legs, eyes, or mouths compared to other cats,” Li Li blinked and said, claiming he was just a very ordinary cat.

Wu Xiaohui rolled her eyes. Which cat could grow as big as him? It was obvious he wasn’t normal.

“Xiaohui, let’s go see the house first,” Li Hao said, taking Li Li back into his arms.

“Okay, let’s go see the house first.” Wu Xiaohui nodded, and the two of them, along with the cat, walked towards the house.

Li Li, who was being held, looked around curiously and asked.

“By the way, Little Sister, it must be inconvenient for you without an ID card. Do you want me to get you one?”

Nowadays, you need an ID to go online, travel, and shop. Wouldn’t Little Sister feel uncomfortable without these things?

Should he get her one?

“No need. I don’t think it affects me much,” Wu Xiaohui thought for a moment and said.

She was originally someone without a household registration. Now, he was talking about getting her one? She felt like it would be too much trouble for him, and it would be easy to expose her identity.

So it was better not to do it. It wouldn’t affect anything without an ID anyway.

“That’s not necessarily true. If you don’t have an ID card, how will you and Shovel Officer get a marriage certificate in the future?” Li Li said.

Without an ID card, you couldn’t buy medical insurance, let alone get a marriage certificate.

Their children couldn’t possibly not go to school in the future, right? So an ID card was still necessary.

“This…”

Hearing this, Wu Xiaohui blushed.

Seeing this, Li Hao said, “Li Li, you don’t have to worry about this kind of thing. We’ll handle it ourselves. You should just take care of yourself.”

“Meow meow~”

“Alright, alright. Since you’re not in a hurry, why should this Cat be anxious?” Li Li curled his lip and obediently closed his mouth.

He didn’t want to be the anxious eunuch when the emperor wasn’t even worried.

“Li Li, I’m not blaming you. Don’t misunderstand,” Li Hao quickly explained, noticing Li Li’s tone.

“This Cat didn’t misunderstand, and I’m not angry. Because if this Cat was angry, I would have beaten you up.” Li Li waved his paws.

“Uh…”

Li Hao fell silent.

Alright! It seemed that his position in the family wasn’t very favorable.

His girlfriend and Li Li were both stronger than him. He was truly the bottom of the food chain.

“What’s wrong? Is Shovel Officer depressed?” Li Li couldn’t help but laugh.

“Then you should keep working hard. Just being depressed won’t help. It won’t solve any problems.”

As the saying goes, “pressure creates motivation.” Now that Shovel Officer had a deep understanding of his position, he would surely work hard to change it, right?

“It has to be useful to work hard. No matter how hard I work, can I even surpass you two?” Li Hao felt dejected.

His girlfriend was a Nascent Soul Grand Cultivator, and Li Li was an even more outrageous Void Return cultivator.

Even if he had four kidneys, he might not be able to catch up. How could he work hard?

He felt that his future was bleak, without any hope.

“How do you know if you don’t try?” Li Li encouraged.

“Maybe you’re exceptionally talented and gifted, and you’ll suddenly overtake us.”

“That’s not called being exceptionally talented. That’s called daydreaming.”

Li Hao rolled his eyes. Overtake? What kind of car could go that fast? Unless it was a rocket car, he couldn’t see any possibility.

“Really? That’s not bad either. At least you can still dream about it, right? The hardest thing is not even being able to dream.” Li Li persuaded, as if saying that even if Shovel Officer was daydreaming, he should at least do it.

Li Hao felt exhausted. Li Li really liked to dangle carrots in front of him, but this carrot was a bit too big. He couldn’t quite swallow it.

“Little Sister, Shovel Officer seems to be useless. That’s not good news.” While Li Hao was speechless, Li Li pawed at Wu Xiaohui and started talking.

“If it really doesn’t work out, why don’t you just dump Shovel Officer? He has no ambition and wants to lie flat. He doesn’t seem to have a future.”

“Uh…”

Wu Xiaohui was stunned, not expecting Li Li to say that.

Li Hao’s face darkened, and he reached out to pinch Li Li’s chubby face.

“Li Li, you bad cat, what are you saying? How can you do this, persuading Xiaohui to leave me?”

“Meow meow~”

“You were the one who said you didn’t want to work hard! It wasn’t this Cat who said it. You should be thanking this Cat, not biting the hand that feeds you.” Li Li grabbed Li Hao’s hand as it reached out.

Was he kidding? With Shovel Officer’s turtle-like speed, did he think he could touch him? It was simply a fool’s dream, laughable.

He would show him what speed was.

“Thank you, my foot. You bad cat, you’re always causing trouble for me,” Li Hao scolded, his eyes full of disdain.

This bad cat Li Li was always coming up with these terrible ideas. It was ridiculous.

“Who told you not to work hard? If you don’t work hard, you should have expected this result,” Li Li said righteously, indicating it was all for his own good.

He was already lazy enough. If there was one more lazy person, wouldn’t the whole family be useless?

“Then why don’t you work hard, you bad cat?” Li Hao said, reaching out to Li Li again. But he was dodged again.

“If you don’t work hard, you can’t even touch me. This is the difference between us.” Li Li laughed, his paws blocking Li Hao’s hand.

He then jumped onto Wu Xiaohui and pointed at Li Hao.

“What do you say, Little Sister? Why don’t we just find someone else? He doesn’t work hard, he just wants to lie flat. He doesn’t have a future.”

“Uh, that’s not good,” Wu Xiaohui said awkwardly. Fat Cat shouldn’t drag her into his teasing.

She never said Li Hao wasn’t hardworking.

“There’s nothing wrong with it. As the saying goes, ‘The weak are prey to the strong, it’s the natural order of things.’ Don’t feel burdened, Little Sister.” Li Li continued to instigate, giving Li Hao a look.

“Are you going to work hard? If you don’t work hard, I’m going to start using my claws.”

“Li Li, I think you’re getting a little too cocky!” Li Hao said with a dark expression, rolling up his sleeves.

Then? Then there was nothing else.

“Shovel Officer, you’re quite arrogant. Why don’t you try being more arrogant and see what happens?” Li Li floated in mid-air, grabbing Li Hao’s leg threateningly.

Did Shovel Officer not know his own limits? He still wanted to show off in front of Little Sister. Did he even have the ability? Showing off.

“I’m not arrogant anymore, not arrogant anymore.”

“Li Li, calm down. Please don’t throw me down. I’ll fall to my death.” Looking down at the city that looked like a black dot, Li Hao was panicked.

He knew that this bad cat Li Li would take action sooner or later. He shouldn’t have messed with him.

“Alright, alright. Look how scared you are.” Li Li curled his lip.

“Look how calm Little Sister is, not panicking at all.”

“…”

Nonsense! Xiaohui could fly, but he couldn’t. He would be a fool not to panic. Get full chapters from novel⟡fire.net

Li Hao complained inwardly, but he couldn’t show it. He felt extremely aggrieved and uncomfortable.

“Fat Cat, that’s enough. We’re being so conspicuous up here, it’s easy for people to spot us,” Wu Xiaohui said to Li Li, looking at the city below that looked like a black dot.

It wasn’t that she didn’t want to help Li Hao, but she really couldn’t.

She was just a Nascent Soul cultivator. She couldn’t deal with a Void Return cultivator.

“It’s fine. This Cat is so strong, I already thought of that. I’ve covered the sky with an illusion. Even satellites can’t see us clearly,” Li Li said with a smile, but he still carried Li Hao down slowly.

After all, he had things to do and couldn’t just fool around like them.

“Right, right. We’re not in this residential complex, we’re in the one on the right.” Seeing the residential complex getting closer, Li Hao reminded him.

“I know, I know. I gave you a free ride in the sky, and you’re still so demanding. You know, this Cat didn’t even charge you,” Li Li muttered and flew to the right.

When he saw people passing by, he activated his spiritual energy again. The two of them and the cat landed steadily on the ground, and the people around them didn’t notice anything unusual.

“Li Li, what do you think of the decoration here?” After going upstairs, Li Hao opened the door and said to Li Li. At the same time, he pulled Wu Xiaohui’s hand and walked in.

Li Li ignored Li Hao’s little actions.

He first looked around the house that had been painted, then looked at the balcony and nodded.

“Apart from the strong smell, it’s not bad. This Cat suggests you install the screens. Also, don’t put tiles on the walls, otherwise, it’ll be slippery like rain during the humid season.”

“As for furniture, don’t get anything too fancy. Buy cheap ones first and replace them later. Then, in the living room, you can install a projector.”

“This way, we don’t have to buy a TV.”

“Okay, okay~”

“We’ll do as you say,” Li Hao replied with a smile and pulled Wu Xiaohui to the window.

“Xiaohui, isn’t this place nice? You’ve always wanted to plant some flowers and plants, right? There’s plenty of space here. We can make two big flower beds here, and you can plant whatever you want.”