Chapter 382: This Cat is Just a Hard-Working Life

“Fat Plum, it’s New Year’s Eve, didn’t you go home with your Litter Shovel Officer? Why are you wandering around alone on the road? Aren’t you afraid of being caught?”

Li Li was patrolling his territory in the campus with small steps when he heard a familiar voice.

Looking back, he saw someone squatting down and looking at him, and he knew this person. It was the Lady Boss of the two-yuan grocery store outside the school.

He immediately approached her and patted her with his paw:

“Meow meow~ （Happy New Year! Lady Boss, I thought you went home for the New Year, why are you back so early?）”

“You little rascal, what are you saying while patting me? I don’t understand.” The Lady Boss smiled and rubbed Li Li’s big head, then looked around and picked Li Li up:

“Fat Plum, since you’re here, why don’t you take a walk with me? Just stroll around with me.”

“Meow meow~ （Oh, by the way, Auntie, you’re in really good shape.）” Li Li, who was being held, muttered while supporting himself with cloud Qi.

This Auntie is really in good shape. She’s not afraid of hurting her back by holding him like this. You know, many college students wouldn’t dare to do this.

Of course, it’s also related to the fact that college students are very fragile, but overall, college students are really not that strong.

“Auntie, how did you manage to hold Big Fat Raccoon Cat? Usually, when I try to touch this guy, he just runs away.”

“Yeah, Auntie. Is there any trick? We feel that Fat Plum is very difficult to approach.”

While Li Li was muttering, he heard chattering voices. Looking back, he found that it was the students who had gathered around.

Their eyes were shining with little stars, and their faces were full of curiosity.

They all hoped to learn a trick or two from Auntie to deal with this big fat cat.

“There’s no trick. It’s all about sincerity.” The Lady Boss, surrounded by the students, smiled and said, holding Li Li up like a baby:

“Fat Cat, wake up and say hello to everyone who likes you~”

Li Li, who was forced to entertain, was speechless and looked at the group of people with black lines on his head:

“Meow meow~ （Can I not say hello to them? I mean, you guys have nothing better to do. Why are you back at school so early? Wouldn’t it be better to stay at home and have fun for a few more days?）”

These students are so weird. Why would they come back here when they could be having fun at home? They must be sick.

It’s only the first few days of the New Year, right? We haven’t even celebrated the Lantern Festival yet. Why are they back so early?

“Fat Plum, why are you so listless? Are you unhappy to see us?”

“Yeah! Fat Plum, you shouldn’t be like this.”

The students couldn’t help but say when they saw this. They were very happy to see Fat Plum.

Why did Fat Plum look unhappy to see them?   ”Meow meow~ （I was just taking a walk around the campus to relax. It would be strange if I was happy to see you guys.）” Li Li said with a speechless expression, then pressed his big head tightly against the Lady Boss.

He showed no intention of paying attention to them at all, which made the students both love and hate him.

“Don’t be angry, everyone. Fat Plum is just like this.” The Lady Boss smiled and said to everyone, “You have to tempt him with some food, or he won’t pay attention to you.”

“That’s right, this glutton is just like this. He won’t pay attention to people without food.”

“Yeah! Fat Plum is such a bad cat.”

“Auntie, hold Fat Plum here and wait for us. We’ll be back soon.”

Hearing this, the students finally remembered what Fat Plum was like and immediately set off to buy food.

“Meow meow~ （That’s more like it.）” Li Li nodded his big head in satisfaction when he saw this.

Then he lay quietly in the Lady Boss’s arms, waiting for these guys to come back.

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“Hey Li Li, when is your main body coming back? If he doesn’t come back soon, we’ll have to go back to the city.”

Li Hao asked Li Li’s clone in his arms.

I have to say, Li Li’s clone is quite impressive. At least Mom hasn’t noticed anything unusual yet.

“You’re asking about the main body? He’s already slipped away. Unlike me, who’s so honest and staying here with you.” Li Li’s clone said, holding an old-fashioned steamed bun in his paws.

The Litter Shovel Officer is so stupid. He’s being played by the main body without even realizing it, and he’s still thinking about the main body coming back. Little does he know that the main body is already having a blast.

“Eh, Li Li has already gone back?” Li Hao was dumbfounded when he heard this. He had been waiting here foolishly, but Li Li had already run away.

“Yes.” Li Li’s clone nodded his big head in response, continuing to gnaw on the corn:

“I have a connection with the main body. Do you think I wouldn’t know if he ran away or where he went?”

“You should hurry up and leave. Don’t dawdle here.”

“Alright.” Li Hao nodded and went to talk to his mother.

After a while, Mother Li came over.

Li Li’s clone was stunned at first, then his whole body involuntarily stepped back. Auntie is a good person, but she’s a bit too enthusiastic, and he can’t handle it.

“Big Raccoon Cat, why don’t you stay and keep Mom company? Don’t go with this brat. He’s in love now, he doesn’t have time for you. It’s better to stay with Mom.” Mother Li said, picking up Li Li’s clone:

“As long as you agree, Mom will give you your favorite small dried fish and big chicken legs every day. How about that?”

“Meow meow~ （Although Auntie, your offer is very tempting, you underestimate this cat. This cat will not be subdued by mere chicken legs.）”

Li Li’s clone shook his big head upon hearing this. He had been feeling a bit overwhelmed these past few days. Should he stay with Auntie? Forget it, spare him.

“You little rascal, you don’t want to stay and accompany Mom, you want to go back with this heartless boy. Let me tell you, after you go back, you’ll have to beg for food again.” Seeing Li Li’s clone shaking his head, Mother Li sighed and said.

But she didn’t continue to persuade him, just rubbed Li Li’s clone’s big head affectionately and said:

“Go with this brat first. Mom will go find you after I’m done with this period of time.”

“Meow meow~ （Don’t, Auntie. You still have your business here. Don’t be silly and come find me. This cat actually enjoys begging for food.）” Li Li’s clone said with a sad face when he heard this.

Why does Auntie want to chase him to Blue Island City? Is she giving up her business here? Auntie has been selling dried goods here for many years.

“Mom, Li Li and I are about to leave. You can come see him anytime if you miss him.” Li Hao couldn’t help but say when he saw this.

Mom is really amazing. Not only did she scare Li Li away, now she even made Li Li’s clone tremble with fear.

If this goes on, Li Li’s clone will probably run away too.

“Alright, then you have to take good care of Big Raccoon Cat. Don’t always focus on your girlfriend. You know, Big Raccoon Cat is already three years old, he doesn’t have many years left to accompany you.” Mother Li reminded him.

“Yes, yes, I know.” Li Hao nodded in response. He wanted to say that Mom was thinking too much. Li Li probably lives longer than him.

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There’s no such thing as not having much time left.

“That’s more like it.” After getting Li Hao’s assurance, Mother Li finally kissed Li Li’s big head with relief:

“Be good, Big Raccoon Cat. Mom will come see you soon. Go with this brat first.”

“Meow meow~ （Okay, it’s finally over.）” Hearing this, Li Li’s clone couldn’t help but breathe a sigh of relief.

Then he jumped onto Li Hao’s shoulder, urging him to hurry up and leave, not to stay here any longer.

“Big Raccoon Cat, you’re leaving now? Don’t you want to say goodbye to Mom?” Mother Li said when she saw this.

Li Li’s clone, who was urging Li Hao to leave, immediately waved his paw to say goodbye.

“That’s more like it. Goodbye, Big Raccoon Cat.” Mother Li smiled and waved.

“Meow meow~ （Goodbye, goodbye. Next time Auntie comes, I’ll definitely treat you to the freshest potato chips.）” Li Li’s clone replied, urging Li Hao to leave quickly.

Li Hao listened and waved to his mother while backing away.

Then he went out the door and went downstairs under Mother Li’s watchful eyes.

“We finally left. You took too long, Litter Shovel Officer.” Li Li’s clone, sitting on Li Hao’s shoulder, couldn’t help but complain.

If it weren’t for him dawdling, they would have left long ago.

“There’s no other way, Li Li. You know Mom really likes you.” Li Hao said helplessly when he heard this. Mom really loves the only son of his dowry cat, Li Li.

If Li Li hadn’t been with him for so long, Mom might have even kidnapped him.

“Meow meow~”

“There’s no other way. Who made this cat so charming?” Li Li’s clone said helplessly when he heard this.

Sometimes, being too charming is also a troublesome thing.

What can he do about it? He can’t hit her, he can’t scold her.

“You’re not charming, you’re just cute.” Li Hao corrected him. Li Li is simply cute, it has nothing to do with being charming.

“Meow meow~”

“That’s also a kind of charm, okay?” Li Li’s clone said angrily, then took out Li Hao’s phone and sent a message to Liu Yun:

“Little Sister, this cat and the Litter Shovel Officer are going back. Get ready to make pig trotters for our welcome feast. Just make more for this cat, the Litter Shovel Officer can drink northwest wind, that’s enough for him.”

“Don’t be ridiculous, Li Li.” Li Hao couldn’t help but be speechless when he saw this.

This bad cat Li Li actually told Sister Yun that he could drink northwest wind.

Is he kidding? Li Li, don’t be so mean to him, okay?

“What’s ridiculous about it? You’re always out and about. Isn’t drinking northwest wind enough for you?” Li Li’s clone said, putting the phone back in Li Hao’s pocket and directing him to a secluded corner.

This way he could take him flying, otherwise they couldn’t really take the bus back, right? That would be fatal for a cat.

“Meow meow~”

“A little lower, Little Sister. This cat’s belly is a little itchy, yes, right here.”

Li Li lay in Liu Yun’s arms and stretched.

Seeing this, Liu Yun patted Li Li’s big belly angrily:

“You little rascal are quite good at enjoying yourself. Have you ever thought about how tired Sister is?”

“I’ve thought about it, I’ve thought about it, so this cat is helping Sister massage your legs.” Li Li replied, his big tail tapping rhythmically and his big head rubbing against Liu Yun’s arm.

At this moment, Liu Yun’s phone rang.

Then she saw the text message from Li Hao. She couldn’t help but look at Li Li and then at her phone and said:

“Little rascal, what’s going on with this text message? Why did you send me a text message when you’re right here?”

“Meow meow, Little Sister, you’re talking about this? This was sent by my clone, not by me. You can just ignore it.” Li Li said, waving his paw.

Then he looked at Wu Xiaohui, who wasn’t there, and said: Newest update provided by NoveIＦire.net

“Little Sister, after Sister Xiaohui and the Litter Shovel Officer get married, how about this cat move in with you?”

“Oh? Have you thought it through, Mimi?” Liu Yun couldn’t help but be overjoyed when she heard this.

“Of course. After all, Sister Xiaohui and the Litter Shovel Officer are too lovey-dovey. If this cat continues to follow the Litter Shovel Officer, I’ll have to eat dog food every day. So this cat has decided to follow you, Sister.” Li Li said.

He had thought it through carefully. After the Litter Shovel Officer starts a new family, he definitely won’t have much time for him, so he has to find a good next home, and there’s no one more suitable than Little Sister Liu Yun.

“That’s right. Sister has been asking you to come and accompany Sister for a long time. Look, Sister has prepared a small cradle for you.” Liu Yun said happily, already thinking about urging Wu Xiaohui to marry Li Hao quickly.

This way, she can live a leisurely life with Mimi.

“What are you two talking about? I could hear your laughter from the elevator.”

As the cat and the person were talking, Wu Xiaohui’s voice came from the door.

Wu Xiaohui came in carrying bags of groceries, looking at the cat and the person on the sofa and said.

“Nothing much. We were just discussing when Little Sister will marry my Litter Shovel Officer.” Li Li said, jumping to Wu Xiaohui:

“You know, this cat has already prepared a dowry for the Litter Shovel Officer. I’m just waiting for Little Sister to agree.”

“Once the Litter Shovel Officer gets married, this cat can finally relax. Maybe I can even help you two take care of the kids.”

“Fat Cat, you’re just a cat. Why do you sound like an old father?” Wu Xiaohui couldn’t help but say with black lines on her head when she heard this.

Is this Fat Cat a cat or an old father? He even prepared a dowry for A Hao? He shouldn’t be worrying about this kind of thing.

“There’s no other way. The Litter Shovel Officer is too stupid. If this cat doesn’t worry about it, who will?” Li Li said helplessly.

That sly little Litter Shovel Officer is very careless. If it weren’t for him finding Little Sister for him, he probably wouldn’t have gotten over his heartbreak yet.

He has to make a quick decision for the Litter Shovel Officer, what if Sister Xiaohui suddenly dislikes the Litter Shovel Officer in the future?   ”You’re really bored.” Wu Xiaohui said speechlessly.