"Haah another typical day for me, nobody lives here except for me. You might be wondering who am i talking to, well its actually my sub-conscious or it could be whoever is reading this"

    Joseph continues lying down next to the fan to cool himself off from the summer heat.

    " It''s 12 maybe I''ll just sleep unti 6 pm and then I''ll just go buy myself dinner since there''s no one else here."

    Setting my alarm to 6 I finally start sleeping, and dreaming of all the anime''s I had had watched growing up as well as the novels I has been reading. In my head I always thought that some things like harem, h scene moments, and truck-kun were sometimes cliche for me. In fact I started wishing that if I were to be the MC I would probably change all of that.

    6 hours later...

    "Beep", "Beep", "Beep" Turns off alarm

    " Haaah its already 6, well got to go"

    10 minutes later...

    " Man it costs 7 bucks just for one bento, shit this better be good or i want my money back" While I was looking at my bento I forgot to look at where I was going. I turn to my right and i see the most cliche vehicle for the beginning of a great novel, [email protected]$king TRUCK-KUN.

    "Really Truck-kun how cliche", i thought to myself as the light was getting closer and i swear i heard the truck talking. Saying, " Hahaha another sacrifice on my road to conquest in becoming the next strongest god ".

    "...." , what the [email protected] really i am just a fu?k?n? cannon fodder, "SHIT SCREW YOU TRUCK-KUN."

    As I was continuously swearing at nobody, I noticed that I was now in a very white room that seemed endless. "NOOO", i screamed at the top of my lungs until i heard a manly yet comforting coming from across the endless white room.

    "You have been chosen"

    "[email protected] you how cliche can this get" I said out loud

    "..." ,I was only greeted with silence

    " Well aren''t you going to say anything" I said as I getting annoyed with whoever it was.

    Then I hear the voice clearing his throat, "Haamm, Haamm, well first of all [email protected] you too"

    I was actually suprised because i was not expecting that. Then he spoke once again saying "You have been chosen".