Catastrophe Containment Facility
Chapter 1076 - 1078: Li Goudan and the Keyboard Warrior
CHAPTER 1076: CHAPTER 1078: LI GOUDAN AND THE KEYBOARD WARRIOR
Egger’s appearance intimidated all the monsters present.
He slowly walked to the seat at the front of the square, paused for a moment, and then stopped without sitting down.
This indicated a certain level of respect for the owner of the chair.
Upon witnessing this, the monsters and fugitives in the square started cheering.
They didn’t care what kind of existence Egger was; they just knew that now with a Catastrophe-Level Expert like him, Yuriano could face the Hunter Association with more confidence in the future.
Wen Wen’s eyes emitted a hint of golden light as he activated the dart given by the Black Night Knight.
He wasn’t sure if the Black Night Knight could infiltrate Yuriano, but it was always good to notify in advance.
"Did you see that Catastrophe-Level? I, Old Zhu, brought him in. From now on, he’s Yuriano’s catastrophe," Zhu Pengpei boasted to Wen Wen.
Wen Wen smiled and echoed Zhu Pengpei’s words, but inside he was thinking about how to turn this pig into a dead pig as quickly as possible.
Egger scanned the monsters in the square with a hint of disdain in his eyes. If it weren’t for being hunted by the Black Night Knight, why would he associate with these wastes?
Had it not required the permission of that ’Crooked Dragon’ to stay here, he would have already selected a suitable superpower user from these wastes for some interesting modifications.
Today, he also needed to sign a contract with that Crooked Dragon. For a dignified Catastrophe-Level Expert to work under a member of the True Sequence, the day he found the opportunity, he would turn that Crooked Dragon into a twisted mass of flesh.
The chatter among the monsters suddenly stopped when a man in a lavish robe gently descended from the top of the Giant Stone Tower, surrounded by floating illusory light dots, which on closer look were individual characters.
"Comrades, today is a big day for everyone present!"
"Because Mr. Egger is becoming an honorary elder of Yuriano, and after Mr. Egger joins, our stance towards the Hunter Association should change."
"It’s impolite not to reciprocate. We need to make those arrogant hunters pay for their arrogance!"
After he finished speaking, the venue erupted in cheers, with many monsters brandishing weapons and clamoring to counter-attack the Hunter Association!
Crooked Dragon was very pleased with the atmosphere; he enjoyed this feeling of being in control of everything. Given Yuriano’s characteristics, the Hunter Association would sooner or later have to formally recognize the legitimacy of their organization!
By then, he would be the high and mighty master of Yuriano!
Afterward, he would disguise himself and marry into the family of a Yuriano executive with a beautiful daughter.
When he revealed his identity, it would undoubtedly feel much more exhilarating than before!
At the thought of this, Crooked Dragon’s lips curled up, making his originally handsome face look distorted.
"So, the boss of Yuriano is him..." Qiao Feiya stood next to Wen Wen, showing a look of realization.
"Who is he?"
Qiao Feiya replied, "He’s the one who messed with a bunch of mothers-in-law."
"Oh, so he’s that masochist!"
Wen Wen’s face immediately turned grim. He had heard of Crooked Dragon’s deeds for a long time and had been displeased with this guy for quite some time.
"Why call him a masochist?" Qiao Feiya asked curiously.
Wen Wen maliciously explained, "Think about it, he obviously has the strength to turn the tables at any time, yet he willingly endures the nitpicking of mothers-in-law, even voluntarily washing their feet and not retaliating when a basin of foot-washing water is dumped on his head. Isn’t that the behavior of a masochist?"
"Maybe the guy secretly keeps a small secretary who whips him with a leather whip every day..."
"Ugh, your mind is full of weird stuff." Qiao Feiya said disdainfully.
Wen Wen chuckled, "Being whipped is to taste the pain and to train the muscles, skin, and bones. Where did your thoughts wander when you said weird stuff?"
While the two were whispering, Crooked Dragon had already taken out a golden contract, which required Egger to obey Crooked Dragon’s commands for twenty years. As a reward, Crooked Dragon would provide protection for Egger, preventing the Black Night Knight from finding him.
This contract held significant meaning for Yuriano, so the atmosphere appeared solemn and sacred. As Egger was about to sign it, Crooked Dragon suddenly frowned.
Crooked Dragon felt as if someone below was whispering, possibly speaking ill of him. Even wild as they are, these monsters should know what occasions are appropriate for speaking and what are not.
"Hmph! Is someone whispering against me, blatantly undisciplined!"
Today was the big day for Yuriano’s shift to counter-attack; he needed to set an example to establish his absolute authority as the leader, starting with the unlucky ones whispering over there!
Crooked Dragon lightly tapped his fingers twice, and among the vast crowd, he located the whispering Wen Wen, revealing a puzzled expression.
Who is this guy, why doesn’t he remember allowing them into Yuriano?
"Who are you!" Crooked Dragon glared angrily. Before Wen Wen and the others could respond, his fingers moved slightly, releasing a blinding flash of lightning.
Only he could allow someone into Yuriano; it was the foundation of his rule.
The appearance of others meant the foundation of his rule was shaking, so he had to capture the two before others reacted.
Wen Wen extended his right hand and casually absorbed the ball of lightning, then smiled at Qiao Feiya, saying, "It’s not going to be easy from here on. I might have to do something to him, and won’t be able to protect you then."
Since he had already been discovered, there was no point in hiding anymore, so Wen Wen decided to do something interesting.
"I don’t need your protection." A hint of golden Sword Qi flashed in Qiao Feiya’s eyes.
Wen Wen casually took off his disguise and activated the Cataclysmic Trait ’Contract Justice’ on Crooked Dragon.
A book appeared above Crooked Dragon’s head, containing information only visible to Wen Wen.
Name: Li Goudan
Age: 45 years
Ability: Keyboard Warrior
Wen Wen looked at the book and then at Crooked Dragon, and numerous question marks seemed to appear over this young friend’s head.
This guy has so many domineering nicknames, and his real name is actually Li Goudan?
No wonder he calls himself Crooked Dragon and has given himself so many nicknames; his real name is just too embarrassing.
Additionally, there were many guesses about his abilities among the Demon Hunters, based on what he had displayed, with at least a dozen different theories, especially considering he used different powers each time causing trouble for every mother-in-law.
But none of the guesses linked to a keyboard; what the heck is a Keyboard Warrior?
Wen Wen took a deep breath, incredulously looking at Crooked Dragon, a hint of pity in his eyes, then walked over to Crooked Dragon seemingly defenseless.
"Goudan, you’re Goudan, aren’t you..."
As soon as Crooked Dragon heard the word Goudan, it was as if high voltage electricity passed through him, making his whole body tremble and hair stand upright.
"Who the hell are you!"
He had buried his name deep in his memory, even he had forgotten it, yet here it was, resurrected by the person in front of him, bringing back unrevisitable memories.
The most fatal part was that this person had said the name in front of all his subordinates, effectively causing him social death.
"I am your long-lost wild dad!" Wen Wen said, tears in his eyes, deeply emotional.
Crooked Dragon was furious: "Stop spouting nonsense, my dad is long dead!"
Wen Wen stated righteously: "So I’m your wild dad. Actually, your mom cheated on him; I’m your real father. Otherwise, how would I know the name Li Goudan..."
Crooked Dragon was somewhat confused, his heart almost bursting with rage. Just what kind of extraordinary being was the person before him?
But Wen Wen spoke with such vivid emotion and detail that matched surprisingly well, like what he did at age three, or five.
These were all facts but amounted to a public execution for Crooked Dragon!
The monsters below were dumbfounded, watching this spectacle, turning the ceremony into an outright farce.
Qiao Feiya had a strange expression; due to Wen Wen’s outstanding performance, everyone ignored her, focusing instead on this family drama.
But how did Wen Wen know these details? Some of these things can’t be deduced by reasoning.
These details all came from the vows recorded in the book, containing a bit of everything, enough to have others bewildered.
Egger looked at Crooked Dragon with a hint of mockery, picking up the contract and lightly tearing it apart.
He decided not to become Yuriano’s honorary elder; seeing Crooked Dragon’s reaction, it was clear he didn’t know how Wen Wen entered, meaning Yuriano wasn’t absolutely safe.
Seeing Egger tear up the contract, Crooked Dragon’s eyes nearly popped out with rage, not only losing the opportunity to have a Catastrophe-Level subordinate but also being dragged into social death by this guy...
No matter if this guy was his wild dad or not, he had to kill him!
Only thus could he regain his lost dignity!
Crooked Dragon’s hand moved quickly, a powerful aura emanating, resembling a Flood Dragon but stronger.
Previously, Wen Wen didn’t quite understand what his finger movements meant, but after learning his ability’s name, he realized Crooked Dragon’s gestures were keyboard-typing actions.
Indeed, Crooked Dragon’s ability ’Keyboard Warrior’ was about bluffing.
His ability connected to a keyboard, and the bluffing he did on it would be posted on major forums.
When someone contradicted him on the forums, he’d argue back, living up to the Keyboard Warrior title even more.
The hotter his boasts, the stronger related powers he could invoke, hence his frequent use of various abilities.
The method for switching these powers was simply typing out the initial boasting content on his keyboard again.