Conquer the World
Chapter 36
According to the seniority, Li Yuan is Li Xiaozong''s family nephew. However, on the surface, the aristocratic family seems to have strict hierarchy and clear system. In fact, it is also a mess inside. When the old man of the Li family was almost 80 years old, he took a beautiful girl of 14 years old. Two years later, the little girl gave birth to a son. Don''t say that others are the old man, and they don''t believe it, so they drop blood to recognize their relatives. If the child is not his, don''t say that the child is the child. His mother is afraid that she will sink into the river.
It''s strange that the child is really his after blood recognition. The old man was overjoyed and gave a banquet for three days. In addition to proving that the old master of the Li family is powerful and fierce, it can only prove that the family is really in chaos. The old man is Li Luan''s father, that is, the grandfather of General Li Yuanshan of youxiaowei, the grandfather of border town tooth General Li Xiaozong, and the grandfather of Li Yuan.
The old master of the Li family has lived for more than 90 years. Although the teenage child is the master of Li Yuan by seniority, he has no status at all because he is a concubine. The three-day banquet was not so much to celebrate his birth as to celebrate that he was still strong.
But I don''t know why, the child looks especially like his big nephew
Li Xiaozong is also a concubine, so even if he has a military position from the fifth grade tooth general, he has no identity as long as he returns to the Li family courtyard.
Li Yuan is Li Luan''s grandson, although he is not Changfang''s grandson.
Li''s family is a dominant family in Longxi County, so Li Yuan''s domineering is understandable. Xiangcheng Li, looking at the whole big Sui Dynasty, is also a big tree.
At the foot of dusk mountain, Fang Xie specially ordered the big dog to drive the carriage to a place far away from the camp of red tea move, and asked Mu Xiaoyao to spend the night there. Mu Xiaoyao''s first sentence was to ask Fang Xie what evil things are you going to do? Fang Jie solemnly said that this time it was a way for heaven. Mu Xiaoyao said that it was new. I couldn''t go anything. I had to stay and have a look.
Mu Xiaoyao said he would stay. No one has a temper, whether Fang Xie or big dog.
So mu Xiaoyao was still sleeping in the carriage, while the big dog reluctantly squatted aside to peel the deer. He seldom does it himself, even though he is a man without meat. Whenever Fang Xie asked him to do it himself, he would always say that a gentleman is far from cooking, but he would never see a gentleman.
He likes meat, but he will never cook by himself unless he has to.
I don''t know if there is any secret behind his meaningless insistence. Fang Xie has tried but found nothing.
So when Fang Jie took Li Yuan, Cui lueshang and others back to the carriage, the big dog was still worried about several dead game. There was an iron pot in front of him, and the water in the pot had boiled, but the pheasant lay motionless aside, and the two roes were still hanging on the branches of one side.
When Fang Xie came back, he pretended to be angry and scolded a few words. Then he smiled and asked Li Yuan and others. Later, he personally plucked and peeled the game. Li Yuan and others would never interfere in such a vulgar matter. Even when Fang Xie skillfully threw the pheasant into boiling water to scald its hair, then threw a Swertia on the ground and peeled it with a sharp blade, There was a strong sense of disdain and contempt in everyone''s eyes.
Gentlemen are far away from cooking, and noble children will not be involved in such vulgar and disgusting things. Even Cui lueshang felt uncomfortable after watching it for a while. He simply pulled Li Yuan and others to climb a high slope to watch the mountain scenery at night. Li Yuan and Cui lueshang talked and laughed and winked at the short, thin and ugly Liu Yi Neng. This is notorious in Xiangcheng. He peeped at a woman''s bath at the age of five, kicked the widow''s door at the age of nine, slept with all the servant girls around him at the age of 12, and slept all over the brothel in Xiangcheng at the age of 17. All the women, even the pimp, immediately turned back, Holding a bag of inferior poisons from the lower three sects in the Jianghu.
Originally, they intended to cripple Cui lueshang, but now they suddenly come out to solve the ghost of death. Naturally, they are more unscrupulous. Even if Cui lueshang is poisoned, as long as they frame Fang to explain a story of murder for money in the wilderness, will those yamen captains and even county magistrates in Xiangcheng really go to investigate carefully and offend the Li family and the Liu family?
The Cui family is far less powerful in Xiangcheng than the Li family and the Liu family, so this is not a big deal in the eyes of Li Yuan and Liu Yineng. But they are both insidious and vicious. They think they are smart, but they forget to consider it at all. In the previous two enrollment of the martial arts academy, Yang Xiuchen, governor of Hexi Road, recommended the people of the Li family. Why did they change to the Cui family who is only a second rate family in Longxi this time?
When people are arrogant to the extreme, they are stupid.
Just two months ago, his majesty promoted Cui bin to imperial concubine.
The poison in Liu Yineng''s hand is not a good thing at all. It is not a secret product of Sanxiao hall, nor is it the seven step poison of ghost crying, nor is it the hundred flower poison of the crazy woman in Lingyan valley. It''s just a bottle of xiasanlan drugs bought from xiasanlan in the Jianghu. You can always buy ten bottles with money.
Inferior quality belongs to inferior quality, but life is not ambiguous.
The big dog sitting on the side boiling water picked at the corner of his mouth and couldn''t help muttering a dirty word. Then he felt sorry for himself and said that it''s not a good thing to have a good nose. The smell of this broken poison really smells bad.
Liu Yi pretended to watch Fang Xie peel the Swertia, then blocked the sight of the big dog and quietly spilled the bag of poison into the iron pot. The water in the pot suddenly crackled and burst several times. The big dog couldn''t help but sigh in his heart. It''s really difficult for you to poison such garbage, and then he deliberately turned his head to look elsewhere and pretended not to find it.
Such a mean means is that Fang Xie couldn''t help but draw from the corners of his mouth and scolded everyone of Liu Yineng''s ancestors for 18 generations three times. But there is absolutely no greeting to any female relatives of Liu Yineng. The reason is very simple. Liu Yineng is really ugly. Fang Xie really has no desire for such a person''s maternal line.
Poisoning still needs to be ignored by the two poisoned people. Fang Xie is really worried about this bullying childe in Xiangcheng. Such means are mixed here in Xiangcheng, and will always be the tail behind Li Yuan''s ass. If you met someone from a really big family in the imperial capital, you would have been played dead by others, and there would be no residue left.
Liu Yi, who was poisoned, turned and left with satisfaction.
The big dog looked at the pan of foam and asked, "what do you do? Is this silly?" is it not even seen when the water is boiling? His mother''s water is all greasy with porridge.
Unable to solve it, he got up and took a wooden ladle and scooped out the foam on the boiling water. "Don''t blame others, amateurs are amateurs later."
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Pheasants need boiling water to remove their hair, and Swertia should also be washed in the water after peeling. So these two things are toxic when they touch water. This is the most intolerable thing for big dogs. I don''t know how many ancestors Liu Yineng scolded. He can tolerate wasting anything, but it''s hard for him to accept wasting meat.
If Fang Xie hadn''t said it again and again, when he entered the imperial capital and took him to eat the best restaurant and the best table, the big dog might have quit the strike immediately.
So while he was glad to meet his opponent like a pig, Fang Xie also lamented that he had to be careful about his teammates like a pig. Oh, no, it''s a dog teammate.
After more than half an hour of suffering, Fang Xie finally prepared the wine and meat to entertain the distinguished guests. When the roasted meat was cut and placed, both Li Yuan and Fang Xie were secretly relieved.
"Where''s the wine?"
Seeing that the big dog who went to get the wine from the carriage had not come back, Fang Xie pretended to be unhappy and shouted, "do you think I pay you too much? When I arrive in Chang''an City, I''ll hire a smart, old and stupid one. It''s useless for you!"
Li Yuan, Cui lueshang and others subconsciously looked at the carriage, but saw that the carriage shook violently. It seemed that the nag pulling the carriage was frightened and almost ran forward. Cui lueshang was so frightened that he couldn''t help asking Fang Xie, "why is your wine locked in an iron box? There''s such a big movement like taking wine!"
Fang Jie woke up and prayed for the big dog in his heart.
Just then the big dog flopped out of the carriage and landed on his face.
He struggled to get up and walked this way with two wine bags. His eyes were black and the corners of his mouth were swollen. As he walked, he muttered, "take the wine... Do you think it''s so easy?"
Fang Xie hurriedly greeted him, took the wine bag and said with a smile, "this old guy likes to steal my wine, so he hides it more secretly."
The big dog snorted, turned around and walked to the carriage. He sat down against a tree, rubbed the corners of his mouth and scolded in a low voice: "bathe your waist... Don''t you just take two bags of wine? As for such a cruel hand?"
Fortunately, his voice was very low, and Li Yuan and others could not hear him.
Fang Xie filled Li Yuan, Cui lueshang and others with wine and said with a smile, "this servant is hired from the countryside. I haven''t seen anything in the world. Don''t be surprised. But this wine is good. I can buy it from Fangu in the border city."
Cui lueshang picked up the wine glass and smelled it. He couldn''t help praising it: "the wine smells delicious. It''s really good wine. You don''t need supplies to know that this wine has been hoarded for at least three or five years."
Li Yuan is also a good drinker. He couldn''t help taking a sip from his glass.
"It''s really good. Although it can''t compare with our Longtan wine in Xiangcheng, it''s also a rare good wine. I can''t imagine that such a good wine can be produced in a cold and remote place like fan Gu."
"The wine is not vulgar, and the craftsmanship of the Shang brothers is not vulgar!"
Li Yuan pointed to the barbecue in front of him and said, "it''s golden in color, crisp outside and tender inside."
"Try it?"
Fang Xie hurriedly said, "see if it''s good or not?"
Li Yuan was stunned. Liu Yineng met him from the side and hurriedly said, "brother Shang is the host today. We are guests. There is no reason why the host doesn''t eat. The guests eat first. You eat first, we eat again."
Fang Xie put down the chopsticks he had already picked up and said seriously, "no, no, no, just because I am the Lord today and several CHILDES are guests, how can guests not eat what the master eats? I think childe Li is highly respected. Childe Li will move the first chopsticks today, otherwise everyone will make the dishes cool."
Li Yuan quickly waved his hand and said, "we can only eat such delicious food with the light of Childe Cui. How about letting childe Cui move the chopsticks first?"
Cui lueshang was a real man. After thinking about it, he said, "I''ll eat first."
"Wait!"
Fang Xie stopped and said, "our big Sui Dynasty is a country of etiquette. We can''t lose etiquette. Let''s talk about our respective ages. Who is the oldest and who eats first."
Cui lueshang said with a smile, "that''s good!"
Li Yuan''s face turned pale. He looked at several people around him, but he was the oldest: "it''s not good... The old should naturally let the young eat first. This is the virtue advocated by the big Sui Dynasty."
"That''s right!"
Cui Lue said, "brother Shang, you must be the youngest. You should eat first."
"No, you''d better eat it first."
"Brother Shang, eat first"
"Childe Li, eat first"
"Brother Shang, eat first"
Such a dispute, back and forth to let more than a dozen times, no one is willing to eat first. In the end, I couldn''t think of any words to refuse, but no one would move chopsticks first.
Just at this time, a fragrant wind floated over, followed by a red shadow blocking the line of sight. When they were stunned, they saw a beautiful woman in a red dress press Li Yuan to the ground, pinch Li Yuan''s mouth with one hand, and pour the plate into Li Yuan''s mouth with the other hand!
"Shit! I''m so anxious!"
Mu Xiaoyao scolded and glared at Fang Xie.