Creepy Pharmacist: All my patients are scary!
Chapter 14: The Customer Frightener
In an instant.
(ΩДΩ)!!
Her long hair, drooping from head to ankle, instantly frizzed up wildly.
Behind the cloth curtain, a blood-covered youth with a (〝▼皿▼) expression was riding on top of that Demon Hunter, holding a chainsaw that hissed and rubbed against his shoulder.
Sparks flew, bone fragments scattered everywhere.
As if noticing the customers outside the curtain.
Lynn immediately raised his head, his expression seamlessly switching to a professional smile, revealing his clean (and sharp) teeth, and said:
“Welcome, we have plenty of potions. Please come in and wait a moment. After I finish treating this guest, I’ll get yours. It won’t take long, hehe—”
Lynn let out a friendly laugh.
[Long Hair Ghost’s Fear of You +30]
[Long Hair Ghost’s Fear of You +40]
“Ah—ah—”
The long-haired ghost clutched her head and let out a (ΩДΩ) terrified howl.
Under Lynn’s stunned gaze, the long-haired female ghost screamed, lost her footing, and limped while clutching her head, shrieking as she rushed into the black mist.
[Ding! Your fame in Wandering Souls Alley +1]
[Ding! Your fame in Wandering Souls Alley +1]
[Ding! You successfully frightened a customer into developing a psychological disorder; the Long Hair Ghost’s personality trait changed from “Lively” to “Timid.” You have earned the achievement: Customer Frightener!]
[Customer Frightener]: Due to extreme perversion, you frequently cause customers to panic excessively. The apprentice of Bloodsaw Potion Shop is walking down a path of no return... You gain a permanent stacking effect: customers’ fear of you permanently +1, pain inflicted +1.
Lynn was stunned.
Countless “???” floated above his head.
How did I become a Customer Frightener?!
I have always upheld the principle of customer first, sincere treatment, and smiling service!
This damn system can’t just randomly give out strange achievements!
“Trying to run?!”
Lynn (╬ ̄皿 ̄) forcefully pinned down the Demon Hunter who was crawling forward, grabbed the chainsaw, and revved it up.
“Forget it, I’ll treat this patient first!”
Sssssss—
“God! God!”
Finally.
After more than ten minutes.
Lynn threw down the chainsaw with extreme satisfaction, smiling as he looked at the polished, gleaming white bone, blowing on it gently, and said:
“Guest, it’s done! The toxin that had invaded the surface layer of the bone has been completely cleaned out. Now, we just need to let the flesh regenerate further, and your shoulder will be as good as new!”
Lynn wiped the sweat off his forehead, his face showing the sincere and glorious smile of hard work.
This feeling of saving a life, more valuable than building a seven-story pagoda, truly inspires a person’s soul to elevate.
“Guest, are you satisfied with the result?”
“Guest?”
Lynn turned his head in confusion.
Then immediately saw the Demon Hunter’s whole body twitching uncontrollably, (꒪Д꒪) expression on his face, countless white foams surging from his mouth, his eyes rolled so far back that the whites were barely visible.
“Guest! Guest!!”
Lynn was shocked beyond words.
...
More than half an hour later.
[Ding! Using special means, you successfully incapacitated the Legendary Demon Hunter beyond your rank. You have earned the achievement reward: Pain Inflictor!]
[Pain Inflictor]: Achievement title, permanently increases the host’s pain inflicted by various tools by 5%.
Lynn listened in a daze as this ridiculous system notification echoed in his mind.
On the operating table in front of him.
The Demon Hunter finally slowly regained consciousness from his delirium.
“You’re awake?”
As soon as he opened his eyes, Lynn’s professional smile was reflected in them.
Alert—
Almost reflexively, the Demon Hunter suddenly leapt up from the operating table, firing dozens of shots in Lynn’s direction.
“Don’t come near! Don’t come near!”
[Demon Hunter SAN -10]
[Demon Hunter SAN -5]
[Demon Hunter SAN -1]
He was terrified, holding a revolver, still shaken.
Opposite him, Lynn widened his eyes and leaned against the wall in a spread-eagle posture, those dozen bullets outlining a perfect silhouette on his body.
“Calm down! Please calm down! Forget those unpleasant memories. Rest assured, I have already treated your injuries!”
Lynn held out both hands and said seriously and authoritatively.
He skillfully pushed the chainsaw aside with his foot, so as to prevent the guest from associating it with any unpleasant memories.
The Demon Hunter panted, trying hard to calm himself.
Then he turned his head and looked at his shoulder.
There, it was wrapped in thick gauze. Aside from some stiffness when moving the shoulder, the hollow feeling caused by missing flesh was gone, and the tearing pain brought by the Black Butterfly toxin was no longer present.
It was as if the terrifying experience was just a dream.
The Demon Hunter said in surprise, “That fast?”
Lynn replied seriously, “Almost fully recovered. After removing the toxin-infected damaged muscle tissue and superficial bone fragments from your shoulder, the remaining issue is how to quickly regrow your flesh.”
Lynn held the empty potion bottle in his hand.
“I used the best flesh regeneration potion from the shop on you. Plus, your constitution is naturally extraordinary with strong vitality, so most of the missing flesh has already grown back.”
“Only a small central part, too far from surrounding flesh tissue, needed some supplemental flesh. Don’t worry, I’ve eliminated any rejection reaction!”
The Demon Hunter was stunned.
He hastily tore off the gauze on his shoulder.
His shoulder had truly been restored to its original state, soft and pink. At the very center of the wound, a patch of flesh with a slightly different skin tone could faintly be seen.
Fair and tender, with a single hair standing upright on it.
“Pork!”
The Demon Hunter instantly freaked out, grabbed Lynn’s collar, lifted him up, glaring and grinding his teeth.
Lynn quickly raised both hands to show he was innocent.
“Guest, although the process may have been unpleasant, the result is still very perfect, isn’t it?”
Lynn blinked, survival instinct fully activated.
“Besides, I can guarantee you that if any relapse happens in the future, you can come to me anytime for a free second treatment. I will definitely ensure your satisfaction!”
The Demon Hunter trembled and said, “Second treatment?! You’re still thinking of giving me a second treatment?!”
[Demon Hunter’s emotion extremely unstable.]
[Crisis level +30%]
[Crisis level +50%]
[Crisis level +99%]
“Guest!” Lynn said solemnly, “I am a doctor. Although there were some small twists during treatment, think about this!”
“Compared to rotting to death with Black Butterfly toxin spreading throughout your body, what is that little pain from bone-scraping therapy?”
“Living is the most important thing of all!”
[Calm experience +1]
[Calm experience +1]
[Ding! Target danger level decreasing...]
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After Lynn’s barrage of bitter motivational speeches, the Demon Hunter gritted his teeth and let go of Lynn’s collar.
He took a deep breath, put Lynn down, and said through gritted teeth:
“As expected of my own kind, surviving in the dark world until now really takes skill! This torturous method is indeed top-notch!”
Lynn scratched the back of his head and smiled cheerfully, “You flatter me! You flatter me!”
“Do you think I’m complimenting you?!”
The Demon Hunter grabbed Lynn’s collar again, lifted him up, eyes bloodshot, grinding his teeth, and said:
“You never performed surgery on anyone before, did you?!”
Lynn quickly shook his head, raised three fingers seriously, and said:
“I swear I have! I just did a cesarean section! Both mother and child are safe! They even praised me!”