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Creepy Pharmacist: All my patients are scary!

Chapter 167: Bro, I Missed the Shot

Author: 黑心小C
updatedAt: 2025-11-12

And it was that kind of tentacle monster that goes in and out of people's bodies!

It went right inside in an instant!

He was so terrified he was about to cry!

[Bai Yi's Terror Level +10]

At that very moment, the evil spirit's vertical pupil on Lynn's cheek rotated, and under the gaze of the evil spirit's perspective, it instantly locked onto the deep black area inside his brain.

And that indicated that right on his frontal lobe, an evil spirit was residing!

And that evil spirit was the very same one that had attacked him before.

"You little rascal, just watch me poke you to death today!"

Lynn narrowed his eyes.

Under his control, the several small flexible tentacles extending from his fingers quickly moved along the eye socket toward the outer layer of Bai Yi's brain.

Lynn immediately saw that a black tumor had already appeared at the edge of his brain.

That tumor was the lesion!

It was also the target he needed to eliminate today!

But almost at the moment his small tentacles were about to approach, as if sensing the threat, the tumor suddenly pulsed like a heartbeat.

Then Bai Yi instantly felt sharp stabs of pain in his consciousness, one wave after another.

It was as if a vicious ghost was ferociously trying to seize control of his body.

Massive waves of dizziness and drowsiness washed over him.

Bai Yi immediately panicked.

"Quick! Stay awake! Don't let it violate you!" Lynn shouted loudly.

His tentacles immediately accelerated their speed.

Stay awake!

Yes!

Must stay awake! Absolutely cannot fall asleep!

Otherwise... otherwise...

Bai Yi breathed rapidly, struggling forcefully against the ferocious malice in his mind.

As if encountering Bai Yi's strong resistance, the black tumor in his brain suddenly emitted a sharp, prolonged shriek.

And in the very next moment.

The tumor suddenly extended one after another equally miniature black and transparent hands, shrieking as they tried to eliminate the two small tentacles Lynn had inserted.

"Think you're capable, huh?!"

Lynn was shocked.

Lynn directly pulled a razor blade from his box, snapped it in two, enchanted it with some evil spirit manifestation potion, then split off another tentacle and quickly delivered the weapon to the front lines.

For a moment.

Inside Bai Yi's head, Lynn's tentacles holding two razor blades directly engaged in combat with the black hands spreading over to protect the tumor.

(╬ ̄皿 ̄)=○

Clang—

Bai Yi immediately heard the sounds of battle coming from inside his head, one wave after another.

Bai Yi (ΩДΩ) trembled and said, "Big Brother! Big Brother!! What do you mean by delivering razor blades into my brain?! What are you doing! What are you doing!"

Lynn gritted his teeth and said, "It's a bit tricky! I didn't expect that evil spirit to have evolved to the point where it can directly affect the external world!"

"But don't worry! I wasn't raised on milk either! If it wants a fight, then fight! Would I be afraid of it!"

Then inside Bai Yi's skull, Lynn's tentacles holding razor blades were like two warriors, killing anyone in their way, slaying even gods who stood against them!

Clang!

The two tentacles rapidly advanced, slicing all the approaching evil spirit hands in half.

The battlefront was rapidly advancing!

Soon they would directly charge the enemy's main base.

"How's it going?! How's the fight inside my brain going?" Bai Yi trembled as he held the gun, feeling completely unwell.

Lynn gritted his teeth and said, "The resistance is strong, the enemy has sent out massive reinforcements, and judging by that evil spirit's motives, it's probably going to launch further consciousness invasion against you!"

"Be careful!"

And almost the moment Lynn finished speaking.

Buzz—

Bai Yi immediately felt a tidal wave of fierce offensive in his consciousness, that excited and morbid feeling once again sweeping through his entire brain.

His consciousness began to blur and become unclear, as if a ferocious evil ghost was slowly tearing him apart piece by piece.

"Quick! Quick, shoot! Use holy power to restrain it!"

He vaguely heard Lynn's urgent voice in his ear.

Bai Yi murmured.

Finally using all his strength, he pulled the trigger aiming at his own leg.

Bang—

"Awooo—"

Bai Yi let out a pig-slaughtering terrified scream.

Massive electric currents crackled and spread throughout his entire body, and his consciousness instantly became somewhat clearer.

Not because of holy power.

But because of the pain!

Pig-slaughtering level pain!

"Well done! Bai Yi, keep it up! It's already been greatly affected, I'll soon be able to help you eliminate it!"

Lynn's encouraging shout came from his ear.

Bai Yi trembled as he held the gun, looking at his bleeding thigh.

Easy for you to say!!

It hurts!

°(°ˊДˋ°) °

Mother-dying level pain!

"Bai Yi! The second wave is coming! Quick! Quick!"

Bang—

"Awooo—" Bai Yi screamed in terror as he pulled the trigger.

"Third wave! Third wave! I'm about to reach that evil spirit! One more wave of assistance! It all depends on you!"

Bang—

Bai Yi (ヾノ꒪ཫ꒪)—

And finally, after who knows how many shots.

Bai Yi already felt he was losing his mind, not because of the evil spirit residing in his brain, but purely because of the pain.

Shot after shot of mother-dying level pain.

He was dazed, expression blank, vision blurry, the hand holding the revolver already beginning to waver unsteadily, left and right and center.

He felt like he had split apart!

This body no longer belonged to him!

Just like an emotionless shooting machine, the kind of emotionless machine that pulls the trigger as soon as he hears Big Brother's voice.

He felt like he had transcended!

"Bai Yi! One last time! One more perfect assist! We're about to succeed!"

Lynn's roar came from his ear.

Bai Yi decisively pulled the trigger.

Bang—

Squelch—

The gunshot and cutting sound happened almost simultaneously.

And inside Bai Yi's skull, the tumor was finally severed by Lynn's tentacle with one slash, completely detached from its parasitic hold on Bai Yi.

[Ding! You successfully eliminated Bai Yi's evil spirit parasite, you obtained 200 base experience]

"The surgery was perfectly successful! Bai Yi!" Lynn's face showed high fighting spirit after the battle, saying:

"From now on, you no longer need to endure that consciousness disturbing you!"

Bai Yi's expression was blank as he murmured, "Big Brother, but I feel a bit unwell..."

"What's wrong?"

"I missed..."

"Missed where?"

"Shot..."

Bai Yi's eyes were red-rimmed as he reached out his hand, pointing at his own...

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