Deities Are All Just My Food
Chapter 1692 - 734: Sweetness Over 100!
CHAPTER 1692: CHAPTER 734: SWEETNESS OVER 100!
Lin Baici still underestimated Ji Xinyan’s charm.
He figured there must be many guys chasing after the tea girl, but didn’t expect that even Lu Yingming, who was kind of handsome and a bit wealthy, wouldn’t even get the chance to be a simp.
"Do you think I’m really self-absorbed and have ridiculously high standards for a boyfriend?"
Originally throwing out a casual remark, Ji Xinyan noticed Lin Baici actually paid attention, so she decided to explain.
"If I were you, I’d have high standards too."
Lin Baici wasn’t sure if this was a loaded question, but he figured compliments were the safest route.
"Saying stuff like this to me, be careful or I’ll make you drink bath water tonight!"
Ji Xinyan gave Lin Baici a sideways glance: "Firstly, I need to thank my old dad. He’s not super rich, but he’s financially free now."
"I’ve never lacked money, so I don’t need to sacrifice my marriage to improve my quality of life. In simple terms, even if I slack off for my whole life, I can still be well-fed and clothed."
"Without material constraints, my spirit is naturally liberated!"
"In terms of looks, Lu Yingming qualifies as a backup boyfriend, but his scheming nature, too calculating, straight PASS!"
"After all, guys like you, where I’ve practically served myself to you and you don’t even touch, are extremely rare!"
Ji Xinyan said this and gave Lin Baici another sideways glance.
Teacher Ji’s first time seems like it’ll be kept away for a long time. As a result, Teacher Ji’s life will be incomplete, and if lessons were to be taught, some parts would remain unperfected.
"No way!"
Lin Baici shook his head: "Absolutely no way!"
"What are you afraid of?"
Ji Xinyan couldn’t understand, she was the type of girl who wouldn’t need Lin Baici to accompany her even if she got pregnant accidentally.
Love him!
She would empathize with him!
"I don’t want to lose you!"
Lin Baici was straightforward: "I’ve read some news, novels and such, which say that if a man and a woman take it further, and then break up, they can’t even stay friends."
"So you want to ensure at least a friendship?"
Ji Xinyan was astonished, was that the reason?
"Yeah!"
"You clearly have a big secret!"
Ji Xinyan squinted her eyes.
"Huh?"
"Huh, what? Your secret must be the kind where if I find out, we’d break up immediately, that’s why you’re worried!"
Teacher Ji instantly turned into a great detective, starting to deduce: "In one’s life, you can’t escape family, money, and emotional connections!"
"You owe a lot of debt, that’s unlikely, because you spend money like crazy, a few hundred thousand yuan just like a few yuan!"
"Emotionally, you’re quite closed off, never proactive, but there surely are girls like me who can see you as a treasure."
Ji Xinyan suddenly asked: "So how many are there?"
"..."
Lin Baici opened his mouth, almost revealing the answer.
"I knew it’s not just one!"
Ji Xinyan irritably pinched her brow: "If I love you, the competition pressure seems pretty high!"
"Tell me, where do I currently rank in your heart?"
Lin Baici remained silent.
He wanted to say first, but he’s not good at lying.
In reality, Lin Baici didn’t know who was number one either.
It should be the counselor, but when he thought of her, Lin Baici’s first reaction...
Was hunger!
’Oh no, this princess might not even rank in the top three!’
Lin Baici thought if he didn’t say, Ji Xinyan wouldn’t know, but for a smart tea girl, this silence was also an answer.
Why not top two?
Zhu Qiunan firmly occupies a spot.
"Bai Ci!"
Ji Xinyan spoke.
"Hmm?"
"If liking me is a burden, then when it’s time to let go, just let go!"
Ji Xinyan finished speaking, then added in her heart, ’Anyway I won’t be the first to let go!’
[What are you worrying about?]
[As the ruler at the top of the food chain, I want it all!]
[Tonight, just take her.]
[She’s a very smart girl, your daughter can inherit both her beauty and intelligence.]
"How do you know it’ll be a daughter?"
Lin Baici was surprised.
Eater God didn’t answer.
"Speaking of family aspects, naturally it’s your parents, could it be they are too high status, and turn their noses up at my humble origins?"
Ji Xinyan instantly imagined a family drama of mother-in-law and daughter-in-law battles that could run for 120 episodes.
Lin Baici’s head was spinning listening to this: "Stop the wild guessing, my mom is just an ordinary worker at a textile factory!"
Because he was unguarded against Ji Xinyan, Lin Baici blurted it out, and he was also not the type who’d feel ashamed of taking his mom out if he got successful.
"I believe you’re lying, your mom must own the textile factory?"
Ji Xinyan wanted to kick Lin Baici again: "Not a single honest word!"
Lin Baici smiled wryly.
Ji Xinyan looked out the window.
Trouble.
Looks like if she wants to walk into the hall of marriage with him, she’ll have to hack her way through, defeating countless demons and monsters.
Ah!
Afraid that she won’t last until the West and won’t get that real monk’s scripture!
Ji Xinyan’s conversation, seemingly idle banter, was actually probing, but Lin Baici didn’t notice at all.
"Great class monitor, do you know? Women are all emotional creatures!"
Ji Xinyan taught.
If Lin Baici had sweetened his words a bit today, even if the tea girl knew he was teasing, she would have okayed for the horse-riding game to play a little more boldly today.
Arriving home, Ji Xinyan didn’t feel at all unfamiliar, directly went to shower.
"By the way, based on Tang Zhiqian’s behavior towards you today, even if Lu Yingming was beaten to death, he wouldn’t dare text me, so he will find other ways to cozy up to you!"