Chapter 1699 - 737: I Let My Guard Down, Didn’t Dodge! (Part 2) - Deities Are All Just My Food - NovelsTime

Deities Are All Just My Food

Chapter 1699 - 737: I Let My Guard Down, Didn’t Dodge! (Part 2)

Author: Missing You Washing Red Beans
updatedAt: 2025-09-20

CHAPTER 1699: CHAPTER 737: I LET MY GUARD DOWN, DIDN’T DODGE! (PART 2)

Because his clothes are so outdated, they don’t even meet the standards of ordinary people. He looks like he’s from some poor mountain village. How could he know any big shots?

"Thank you, uncle!"

Ji Xinyan smiled gently, "Bai Ci, you go comfort Wenwu. I’ll go talk to that girl!"

"How do you plan to talk to her?"

Lin Baici glanced at Hu Wenwu, who was bowing his head and afraid to look at him, and sighed.

"Nothing more than threats and bribes!"

Ji Xinyan lowered her voice, "We’ll offer money first, and if she doesn’t take it, don’t blame me for being rude!"

"On Xiaohongshu, I’m a beauty and fashion exploration blogger with tens of thousands of followers. Even if I can’t do it, isn’t there still you?"

Tea Girl joked, "But you’re Lin the Starving, with over ten million followers. If you make a call, your fans could storm Haijing Polytechnic and make him a headline."

The security uncle listened, dumbfounded.

My goodness,

Is it that sensational?

And Lin the Starving, it’s actually you?

Those two chanting videos by Lin Baici have already spread all over the internet. Young people are okay about it, but those older folks are particularly fascinated.

They believe listening to these chants brings a touch of spirituality and maybe even blessings from Buddha. It’s quite good.

"Stop messing around!"

Lin Baici frowned; he didn’t want to do such inciting things.

"If you’re worried about your reputation, let Big Sweet Sister come forward!"

Ji Xinyan suddenly probed him, "She’s also a big online influencer. Although she’s not at the top now, her fan base is considerable!"

If Big Sweet Sister helped, it would mean Lin Baici had a deep connection with her.

"You go ask that girl what she means?"

Lin Baici was uninterested in discussing Tea Girl’s topic any further and spoke while heading towards Hu Wenwu.

"OH MY GOD, you must be a masterpiece of God!"

Suke stood up, spread his arms, and walked over enthusiastically, "A beauty with the grace of ancient Eastern civilization, I’m Suke·Peter, very pleased to meet you!"

Suke’s demeanor and language were very exaggerated; perhaps that’s just their way of expressing emotions.

Ji Xinyan took a step back; she didn’t like the smell of cologne on this man.

The class leader smells much better!

Suke’s expression darkened upon seeing this scene.

Woman,

Do you know who you’re slighting?

Not only a veteran British aristocrat but also a renowned God Hunter.

When Ji Xinyan entered, Suke noticed her immediately.

This girl is very pretty, not only in her attire but also in her aura, which matches his aesthetics perfectly.

She must be taken!

This time, Suke followed Grand Duke Feiman to Haijing, primarily to attend the auction of the Dawn Foundation, and secondly, to experience the local customs of Kyushu and complete his collection.

Not any woman catches Suke’s eyes.

He chooses from these prestigious universities in Haijing; ones with both looks and intelligence. So far, in just half a month, he’s already won seven conquests.

Very satisfying.

Of course, one important objective is Suke heard Xia Hongmian is young, talented, and super capable. He wants to use his personal charm to conquer her, potentially allowing him to ascend to the Crown Prince position in the Sky God Club.

Li Dongxia saw Lin Baici and Ji Xinyan, and the unpleasant memory from last night began to stir her upset, now seeing Suke, who had pursued her just moments ago, go directly to that girl with such exaggerated body language. She was so angry she wanted to hit someone.

Damn!

Suke reacted, indicating that girl is prettier than herself.

Lin Baici originally planned to walk over to Hu Wenwu but seeing Suke approach Ji Xinyan, he strode back and stood in front of him.

No one noticed, but outside the door, three girls were peeking in.

"Oh no, will they fight?"

Tao Nai worried.

"Probably not, right?"

Pei Fei, knowing Lin Baici is quite rational, reassured.

"I’ve never seen Lin Baici lose his temper; he seems so domineering!"

Tao Nai exclaimed, as Lin Baici stepped out and faced the foreigner, looking incredibly handsome.

If she were the one standing beside him, she would certainly fall for him!

"Shh!"

Bai Jiao silenced the two.

Li Dongxia knew yesterday that Lin Baici was quite tall, but she didn’t have a concrete idea.

Now, she understood.

Lin Baici was even half a head taller than the tall foreigner, and his physique wasn’t weak at all. Coupled with his long limbs, he looked more balanced and attractive than Suke, the muscular guy.

Suke glanced at Lin Baici sideways, directly yelling.

Divine Grace Activation, Spiritual Whiplash!

"Get lost!"

In an instant, everyone in the security section felt their souls hit hard, involuntarily shivering.

A sense of fear began to spread in their chests.

They started to fear this foreigner getting angry, just like when they feared their parents getting angry and hitting them as kids.

It was a spiritual suppression from someone in a superior position.

"..."

Lin Baici furrowed his brows deeply.

What the hell?

God Hunter?

This doesn’t feel right.

But if it’s a God Hunter, bullying a regular person is just garbage behavior, isn’t it?

[It’s a noble, never really took these people seriously, and after becoming a God Hunter, felt even more superior.]

"FUCK, failed?"

Suke was surprised.

His original intention was to scare off this guy directly, to let that pretty girl see how cowardly and trashy her companion was, and then despise all men from Jiuzhou, eventually preferring bold men from Europa.

But the other side didn’t back off at all, didn’t even change facial expressions.

That’s not right!

Suke was too inexperienced and hadn’t realized that the other was just like him, also a God Hunter, so he tried again.

"Get lost, yellow-skinned monkey!"

Lin Baici initially intended to use reason to persuade, but hearing this insult, his right hand directly slapped out.

Slap!

Lin Baici’s large hand precisely slapped Suke’s face.

The immense impact made his head move first, then it passed through his neck, transmitting to his body, and soon his whole body started spinning around.

Suke’s vision spun around, his whole person was dumbfounded by the hit.

I’m a distinguished God Hunter!

How dare he hit me?

I want to kill him!

Suke was about to activate Divine Grace when Lin Baici’s large hand slapped again.

Slap! Slap! Slap!

The sound of slapping instantly filled the entire Security Department, even people passing through the hallway turned their heads to look.

"Ah?"

Tao Nai didn’t expect Lin Baici to act, was dumbfounded for a moment.

"Damn!"

Pei Fei knew Lin Baici had connections and probably wasn’t afraid, but didn’t expect him to be so blunt, though that bastard did deserve a beating.

Who are you calling a yellow-skinned monkey?

"Quick, stop him!"

Bai Jiao pushed open the door and rushed in.

Lin Baici’s move caused a big problem.

"Damn, don’t hit people!"

The middle-aged security guard drinking tea didn’t expect this scene, got choked, threw down his thermos, and got up to intervene.

Li Dongxia covered her mouth with her left hand, her face full of disbelief.

Lin Baici looked like a very rational person, why would he do such a thing?

Clearly, there’s already a bad example over there.

The three security guards at leisure came over, along with Bai Jiao and Pei Fei, making the place a bit crowded.

"Pei Fei, close the door!"

Ji Xinyan ordered, she didn’t expect Lin Baici to act either, but she just furrowed her brows once and gave up on trying to persuade Lin Baici.

Since it’s already done, let’s go through with it!

Ji Xinyan already started thinking about which connections she could use!

No way my Head Monitor should suffer!

Pei Fei hurriedly turned to close the door.

"Why close the door?"

"Open it!"

"Seems like a fight!"

Instinct to join in on the fun is truly human nature, and in such a short time, people started gathering to watch.

"FUCK, who are you?"

Suke stared at Lin Baici, face twisted, both shocked and scared.

His body had been reinforced by God’s Ability, with sharp six senses and outstanding neuro response, but why couldn’t he even see this guy’s move?

Indeed, forget blocking, couldn’t even react in the slightest.

FUCK!

Is he a God Hunter?

Suke was shocked.

It’s not his fault, mainly because Lin Baici is too young, still a university class president, who would have thought?

Trouble!

Facing a God Hunter means it can’t just be done thoughtlessly!

Suke got a bit nervous, but seeing Lin Baici so young, thinking he shouldn’t be strong, right?

He was just careless, didn’t dodge, that’s why he was slapped twice, but in reality, those two slaps weren’t very harmful, just a little insulting.

Must hit back, or I won’t be able to swallow this anger.

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