Deities Are All Just My Food
Chapter 1833 - 808: You’re Actually Pretty Nice!
CHAPTER 1833: CHAPTER 808: YOU’RE ACTUALLY PRETTY NICE!
"You bunch of bastards, trash, selfish... "
Badi Tong cursed.
No one helped him, he took down the chainsaw man himself.
If it weren’t for the car accident before, injuring one of his eyes, he would have just fought the monster, wouldn’t be in such a miserable state.
Just bad luck.
"Have you cursed enough?"
Pan Junjie saw Lin Baici return and worried Lin Baici would think he was cold-blooded, so he wanted Badi Tong to shut up, "If you were in this situation, would you have acted?"
Badi Tong fell silent.
Honestly, no!
If you don’t look out for yourself, you’re doomed!
But when this kind of indifference hits you personally, it’s infuriating.
"Brother Lin!"
Li Yintong saw Lin Baici return, and ran over immediately, "Any findings?"
"No!"
Lin Baici shook his head, surveying the scene.
Almost all the shelves were toppled, indicating the fight involved the whole supermarket.
"Little Linzi..."
Xia Hongyao felt embarrassed, logically speaking, she should have been able to control the situation.
Being so pathetic, would make Little Linzi question her actual capability.
"It was my decision not to let Red Medicine act!"
Gu Qingqiu explained.
"Your safety is the most important!"
Lin Baici was no longer the naïve boy he used to be; in his mind, the lives of people like Xia Hongyao were more important.
Su Tie held a bag of potato chips, squatted down, grabbed a handful, stuffed them into his mouth, munching a few times, then asked Lin Baici.
"God Lin, can you share some of those raincoats you took earlier?"
Swish!
Everyone looked over, awaiting a reply.
They saw that Xia Hongyao and her group were wearing raincoats and weren’t targeted by the chainsaw man, so they also tried to find a set, but after putting them on, realized it was useless.
Quick-thinking like Su Tie immediately understood they had to wear the same style raincoat, but Lin Baici had already taken all the same style raincoats and boots.
"God Lin, you’re meticulous!"
Su Tie’s words carried a hint of admiration, some sarcasm, and some awe.
FUCK!
How did I not think of getting a matching set of raincoats to possibly avoid being chased by monsters?
"Alright!"
Lin Baici didn’t refuse because if he said ’no’, this group would immediately disband!
Now is not the time to scatter.
Lin Baici believes that the more people there are, the bad luck will be shared, reducing the chances of individuals getting hit.
They sheltered from the rain, ate some food to replenish their energy.
The rain was so heavy, there wasn’t that peaceful atmosphere of falling asleep to rain; instead, there’s the fear of an apocalypse.
Two full hours later, the rain weakened.
When it became a moderate rain, Lin Baici stood up and checked the door.
In the gas station, there was water half a tire-high, with floating plastic bags and other debris on top.
"I’m going to refuel, prepare yourselves, it’s time to go!"
Lin Baici didn’t want to wait, since bad luck is uncontrollable, with too many variables, purification must be done quickly.
"I’ll go with you!"
Li Yintong ran over.
"There’s nothing to pack, let’s do it together!"
Gu Qingqiu stood up, dusted off his pants.
The raindrops hit the plastic raincoat, making a crackling sound.
There were four cars parked in the gas station, Lin Baici chose a Camaro and started refueling.
"Brother Lin, I’ll sit with you!"
Li Yintong grabbed a seat.
"Aren’t you able to drive?"
Hua Yue Yu also wanted to be with Lin Baici.
"I’ll be in one car with Qingqiu, the rest of you with Red Medicine!"
Lin Baici arranged it so that, in case of danger, he could quickly deal with it with Gu Qingqiu.
"I’m a good driver too, why not share a ride?"
San Miyairi volunteered.
"Stop the nonsense!"
Lin Baici raised his wrist and looked at his watch.
Five minutes later, the convoy set off.
Lin Baici and Gu Qingqiu took the lead car, marking the path ahead.
Gu Qingqiu holding the steering wheel, asked with interest, "In the office building, did you get to know that Sakura girl better?"
"No!"
"Really?" Gu Qingqiu smirked, "You didn’t wipe off your lipstick properly!"
Lin Baici instinctively raised his hand, rubbing his mouth with the back of it.
Actually, as soon as he made this gesture, he realized he had fallen for the trick, but unfortunately, it was too late.
"You guys really kissed, huh?"
Gu Qingqiu laughed, "But it’s understandable, who wouldn’t like such a beautiful girl like Eri?"
Lin Baici wanted to say, I was forced, but saying that would make him seem powerless, so he chose to remain silent.
"What a person wants is directly proportional to their ability!"
Gu Qingqiu advised tactfully, "Little Merperson and Kim Myungjin are too weak, so to win your love, they act humbly, but Mikami definitely won’t!"
"She might be able to fight even better than the two of us, so if you can’t handle her, don’t get involved!"
"I don’t want to see you one day chained up with a dog collar in some apartment basement!"
Gu Qingqiu imagined the scene and couldn’t help but laugh.
It’s quite amusing!
What if I give it a try first?
"I didn’t!"
Lin Baici frowned, "Nothing’s going to happen between us!"
"Come on, it’s like they say, a girl chasing a guy is just a thin veil, especially when she’s pretty and has status!"
Gu Qingqiu pouted, "A man’s mouth might lie, but his body won’t!"
"Is that how little self-control you think I have?"
Lin Baici was annoyed.
"It’s not about self-control, it’s genetic."
Gu Qingqiu explained, "Chasing strong and attractive members of the opposite sex for reproduction is a genetic code!"
"Since the Stone Age, people have only lived for two things, eating and having kids!"
"So, according to your logic, you’d also like a strong and handsome guy and want to have kids with him?"
Lin Baici was curious.
"Exactly!"
Gu Qingqiu laughed, "When the time is right, the feeling naturally comes!"
"I can’t imagine you pregnant!"
Lin Baici’s impression of Gu Qingqiu was all crazy; could this kind of woman have maternal instincts?
No way, right?
"Actually, you’re pretty decent!"
Gu Qingqiu glanced at the rearview mirror, "I’ve heard my roommates talking about men in the dorm, and sometimes I get the urge to experience too."
"Thinking it over, you’re the most suitable!"
"How about it? Shall we find some time to explore?"
Lin Baici rolled his eyes, "Is messing with me that interesting?"
"I’m serious!"
Gu Qingqiu made a conflicted expression, "The problem now is, I’m worried that your skills will get too good, and I won’t get to experience the ’novice version’!"
"But if we do it now, it seems too early!"
"It’s like a movie, the emotional build-up isn’t there yet, you know?"
Lin Baici shook his head.
I don’t get you at all!
Looking at it now, compared to Gu Qingqiu’s madness, Mikami’s weirdness seems easier to accept!
At least Lin Baici can understand Mikami’s way of acting.
Gu Qingqiu wanted to elaborate further, but the car behind suddenly started honking, one blast after another, very urgent.
"There’s a convoy coming up!"
Gu Qingqiu looked at the rearview mirror.
Lin Baici glanced at the mirror but couldn’t see clearly, so he simply stuck his head out the car window.
It was a convoy, stretching a long way.
Besides sports cars, there were off-road vehicles, pickups, and heavy-duty motorcycles.
The people riding them were all dressed in leather pants and jackets adorned with metal buttons, with large tattoos and colorful Mohawks, standing out prominently.
"A bunch of wasteland punk-styled men!"
Gu Qingqiu chuckled, "Feels like watching Fist of the North Star!"
This convoy was both howling and blasting deafening heavy metal music, and when they spotted Lin Baici’s convoy, they immediately accelerated.
"Speed up, shake them off!"
Lin Baici ordered.
Getting caught up surely wouldn’t end well.
"We can’t shake them off!"
Gu Qingqiu didn’t lie; her driving skills were indeed very high, immediately noticing the difference in vehicle performance.
"Then let Red Medicine and the others leave first!"
Lin Baici loaded the double-barreled shotgun.
Gu Qingqiu spun the steering wheel, instantly pulling over and slowing down.
"Little Linzi, what’s up?"
Xia Hongyao asked.
"You guys go ahead!"
Lin Baici replied.