Chapter 1863 - Capítulo 1863: 823: Lin Baici, Surrender Now—There Are Clowns Everywhere Outside! - Deities Are All Just My Food - NovelsTime

Deities Are All Just My Food

Chapter 1863 - Capítulo 1863: 823: Lin Baici, Surrender Now—There Are Clowns Everywhere Outside!

Author: Missing You Washing Red Beans
updatedAt: 2025-11-13

Capítulo 1863: Chapter 823: Lin Baici, Surrender Now—There Are Clowns Everywhere Outside!

“Reasonable what? We weren’t the ones who killed those people!”

San Miyairi rolled her eyes: “We didn’t kill those two clowns, and didn’t you already beat them to death and get your revenge?”

“Two lives!”

The clown glanced at San Miyairi: “Or, you all die!”

The clowns in the corridor didn’t speak; they started swinging sledgehammers, pounding the walls.

Thud thud thud! Thud thud thud!

This momentum and the rhythmic knocking sound, to be honest, were quite scary.

“I can buy a lot of your goods!”

Lin Baici proposed.

The clown’s tough gaze softened slightly, but it was still not enough.

[Make a friend!]

The Eater God commented.

Lin Baici fished out a pack of Haoyou brand cigarettes from his pocket, lit one for himself, and offered cigarettes to the clowns at the door.

The clowns didn’t take them.

Lin Baici kept flicking the lighter, thinking about how to break the deadlock.

Next to him, a slender white hand handed over a lighter, and with a flick of the thumb, ignited a flame.

“Lord Lin!”

San Miyairi looked adorably at him.

Lin Baici glanced at the Sakura girl; he never intended to smoke this cigarette, but the atmosphere had already reached this point, so he had no choice.

Lin Baici leaned over and lit the cigarette.

Whoosh!

A puff of smoke was exhaled by Lin Baici.

San Miyairi casually took the pack of “Friend” cigarettes and handed them out to the clowns.

This time, the clowns didn’t refuse; they all gathered in front of San Miyairi’s lighter and lit their cigarettes.

Gu Qingqiu immediately realized that San Miyairi’s lighter was a taboo object.

That’s right!

As long as San Miyairi lit this lighter, the warm glow would instantly dispel others’ suspicions and worries, earning significant trust from the one holding the lighter.

‘If you smoke the cigarette I lit, we’ll be friends forever!’

San Miyairi had never seen Lin Baici smoke. Now that he took out a pack, it was obvious this thing was a taboo object, so she didn’t take out her own, using Lin Baici’s instead.

In front of the door, a bit of cigarette smoke was wafting.

The leading clown boss, after taking a few heavy puffs, spoke: “One life!”

Great!

Smoking a cigarette and reducing a life, considered a half-price sale.

But the problem was, that still wouldn’t do!

Even the most superficial relation, the most suitable cannon fodder, Li Yintong, Lin Baici never thought of abandoning.

“Can’t we discuss this further?”

“No more negotiation, one life!”

“Is it okay if it’s not a human life?”

Lin Baici sought to use mice or cockroaches as a plea.

“Are you messing with me?”

The clown boss’s eyes glinted menacingly.

“Cough, cough, don’t scare me, I have an illness and can’t take fright.”

Lin Baici spoke while taking out the medicine he bought during the day, opening the box, taking a pill, and tossing it in his mouth.

The clown boss looked at the medicine box in Lin Baici’s hand.

This thing was for treating mental weakness.

Lin Baici was very cunning, deliberately showing the name on the medicine box toward the clown boss’s direction so it could get a clear look.

“Turns out you have this illness too?”

The clown boss’s attitude instantly softened, even reaching out to pat Lin Baici’s shoulder.

“Take good care of yourself.”

After speaking, the clown boss looked at the others.

Its attitude was clear: Lin Baici would be spared, but the others needed to pay the price.

“We came to this city as tourists, the security here isn’t good, and after arriving, we all developed this illness!”

Gu Qingqiu took out her medicine box from her pocket and waved it at the clown boss.

Hua Yue Yu and the others didn’t need reminding; they also took out their medicine boxes.

The clown boss saw this and nodded: “The unemployment rate is very high now, life is tough, leading to a drop in security. I rely on taking medicine every day to stay sane, or else I would’ve gone crazy by now.”

“It’s very late, we won’t disturb you any longer, you all should get some rest.”

The clown boss said, gently closing the door.

Very polite!

A far cry from when it hammered Pan Junjie to death with the sledgehammer earlier.

“Hehe, it actually worked?”

Li Yintong’s eyes sparkled: “Brother Lin, what’s with the medicine?”

Lin Baici smiled, spat out the capsule hidden under his tongue, and headed towards the bedroom: “Let Qingqiu explain it to you, I’m going to sleep.”

“When you were on the subway, didn’t you notice, that clown trying to sell things dropped a medicine box, and at that moment, it was very nervous!”

Gu Qingqiu tossed the medicine box up and down.

“I see!”

Kim Myungjin suddenly understood.

“You even noticed such details?”

Li Yintong was shocked: “Does it have to be so detailed?”

Lin Baici nodded.

San Miyairi wasn’t interested in this. She caught up with Lin Baici, seemingly casually asking in a low voice: “Lord Lin, what’s your biggest secret?”

“I like you!”

Lin Baici smiled faintly.

If Hua Yue Yu and the others heard this, they would surely be happy, but San Miyairi frowned deeply.

That’s unexpected?

Because of the effect of the Taboo thing, the lighter, Lin Baici should be trusting me now without any doubt.

This was also why San Miyairi seized the opportunity to ask him about his secret; getting another chance to catch Lin Baici smoking was almost impossible.

But nothing was found out!

How annoying!

San Miyairi didn’t buy that Lin Baici liked her.

Wait!

Could this guy possibly be immune to the pollution effect of the lighter?

That must be the only answer.

But the problem is, if that’s indeed the case, then he personally…

I don’t dare to think further!

Because that answer is too terrifying.

Just as he entered the bedroom, Lin Baici’s phone rang. It was a call from the Fishball Man.

“I saw you didn’t have any conflict with those clowns, how did you resolve it?”

The Fishball Man asked urgently.

“Make friends, find an opportunity, show them the medicine I gave you, and tell them you have the sickness too!”

Lin Baici explained.

“Got it!”

The Fishball Man finished the call, hung up, and opened the door.

The clowns outside, who had been knocking on the door for a long time, were already impatient. As soon as the door opened, they pushed in roughly.

“Two lives!”

The clown leader directly named his price.

The Fishball Man, being straightforward and bold, easily brought out the medicine and hinted that he’s also having a tough time.

The clown leader’s attitude immediately softened.

After a few more words, the clown leader left, even thoughtfully closing the door for the Fishball Man.

“Damn, was it that easy?”

The Fishball Man was dumbfounded: “I feel like following God Lin from now on!”

Takeuchi Kurano made a phone call to San Miyairi.

“How did you guys resolve it?”

Takeuchi Kurano hadn’t heard the sound of fighting, indicating there was no conflict.

“Took medicine!”

“What kind of medicine?”

“Mental illness medication!”

“Could you be a bit clearer?”

Takeuchi Kurano was displeased.

“It’s too late even if I tell you, you don’t have the medicine!”

San Miyairi sighed: “And this was discovered by Lord Lin; without his permission, I can’t tell you!”

After saying that, San Miyairi hung up the phone.

Takeuchi Kurano paused for a moment and then smashed the phone on the ground.

“Baka!”

Traitorous thing.

“Master!”

The subordinates were anxious.

The knocking of the clowns at the door was loud, seeming like they were about to break it down at any moment.

Takeuchi Kurano had no choice but to let Nishimura Morihara open the door.

“Two lives!”

The clown leader quoted.

Upon hearing this, Takeuchi Kurano actually let out a sigh of relief.

If two people dying could get them through this rule pollution, it was worth it!

Takeuchi Kurano had other medication on him, for diarrhea, pain relief…

He took out two boxes and handed them to the clown leader.

The clown leader knocked the medication to the ground with one swipe: “Two lives, or I’ll raise the price if you drag this out!”

Takeuchi Kurano had no choice but to pick: “Suzuki, Tanaka, your time to contribute to Dayao has come!”

“Please!”

The two unfortunate ones selected turned pale instantly.

Those who weren’t chosen didn’t feel lucky either.

Because if they couldn’t leave God’s ruins, then sooner or later, they would also be thrown away as cannon fodder.

“What exactly did that person from Jiuzhou do?”

Nishimura Morihara suddenly felt disdain for Takeuchi Kurano, and understood why Snow Princess wanted to follow him.

If it were himself, he’d likely pledge allegiance too!

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