CHAPTER 501: CHAPTER 414: BREAK UP WITH ZHOU YUTING FIRST...

Shopping?

Jiang Nian hates shopping the most. He would rather squat by the roadside playing with trash than accompany a woman shopping, almost instinctively he said.

"I’m not going."

Li Qingrong was immediately displeased, staring at him for a while.

"Why?"

"Not going shopping, it’s too tiring." Jiang Nian shook his head like a rattle drum, "Shopping fund isn’t working, change to another one."

Hearing this, Li Qingrong gently bit her lower lip.

"Movie fund."

Upon hearing this, Jiang Nian was somewhat tempted. After all, watching a movie with the Holy Emperor, but he could buy the movie tickets himself.

Shopping, watching movies, why not set a supper fund.

And then...

Damn, this is tempting me to indulge.

What about studying then?

If I can’t score above 650, how can I suck my lips?

There’s definitely something unusual about this, the class monitor seems a bit off. Could it be she’s going back on her word, trying to interfere with my studies?

That’s too insidious, even using the beauty trap.

"Movie fund is okay, but I rarely go out to watch movies." Jiang Nian said earnestly, "I usually like to study at home during holidays."

Li Qingrong’s aloof face showed some slight dissatisfaction as she pouted a bit.

"Oh."

Jiang Nian: "?"

Going out to watch a movie at most means touching a leg, doing practice papers can make me suck lips. I have my own judgment whether it’s a melon or not.

Jiang Nian also didn’t forget the benefits Old Liu promised, but it seemed too late.

So he decided to give it up, planning to get them tomorrow.

The two of them walked together to the bottom of the senior year building, coincidentally meeting the teachers leaving work, while Qianbao was leaning at the door of the English office.

The old woman with a bag in her hand, smiling, watched them.

"Hey, where did you guys go?"

"Went out to watch a movie, why?" Jiang Nian raised an eyebrow, "Teacher, did you recall twenty years ago..."

"Want to die, Jiang Nian." Qianbao’s face instantly darkened, smiling, "Twenty years ago I was still playing with mud."

"Playing with mud at fifteen years old?" Jiang Nian wondered, "Then teacher, you still have quite a childlike heart, late to mature huh."

"Eight years old! You want to say I’m old, right!" Qianbao smiled increasingly creepily.

"Ouch ouch, don’t pinch me..."

Li Qingrong watched them fool around, smiling. She was quietly standing on the stairs, her gaze slightly unfocused.

"By the way, I’ll give you two boxes of soft candy." Qianbao pushed Jiang Nian aside, walked back into the office with a trot.

Class three classroom.

During the fourth evening self-study, the class was a complete mess.

Under the bright lights, Cai Xiaoqing noticed no teacher checking. He couldn’t be bothered to manage discipline, lying on the desk writing practice papers.

Suddenly, two people entered through the door.

Cai Xiaoqing glanced over there, then withdrew his gaze. But he heard two plops, two pieces of soft candy fell onto the desk.

She looked up, only to see the back of Jiang Nian already swaying away.

"Where did you buy the candy?"

Zhang Ningzhi had been stuffed with a handful of candy, clattering to fill both hands, even feeling like it might overflow.

"Didn’t buy it, got it from the office." Jiang Nian returned to his seat, "We ran into Qianbao downstairs, she gave it."

Li Hua also got some candy, held it in hand squinting his eyes.

"Damn, why is this candy red?"

Hearing this, Jiang Nian’s eyelid twitched a bit.

"Let me see."

He leaned over to take a look, and suddenly felt numb all over.

The box of candy the old woman gave him had no problem, the other box was for the class monitor, Li Qingrong turned and gave it to him.

Peeling the candy wrapper, inside was red.

Wedding candy, huh?

Jiang Nian was suddenly speechless, thought no wonder when Qianbao left finally. Her face was not only smiling broadly but she kept glancing back with every step.

Of all things, why indulge in student CP.

"Oh, maybe she bought it by mistake." Jiang Nian changed his tone, "No wonder the school looks like this, it’s because there are too many careless teachers like Qianbao."

"Hasn’t the school always been like this?" Li Hua felt a little uncomfortable, spoke up to defend, "You’re not allowed to talk about Qianbao like that."

Jiang Nian: "Huh? You’re acting strange."

"Forget about these things, this candy is pretty weird." Li Hua coughed and carefully examined the soft candy in his hand.

Huang Fang turned around and couldn’t help but speak.

"Leader, it’s obviously you who are stranger, right?"

Li Hua was just about to defend himself, then looked up to find everyone around him staring at him. Sweating on his forehead, he said with extreme guilty conscience.

"No, I just think Qianbao is pretty good."

"Oh!"

"Damn, there’s a pervert here!"

"Hua, only you can be more repressed." As soon as Jiang Nian found an opportunity, he fanned the flames, "I think you have a romanti..."

"Chi Shi Chi Shi!" Li Hua went red, sprang up from his seat, "I’m leaving, can’t be bothered with you guys."

"Hit the nail on the head, right?"

"Probably, why else such a big reaction." Jiang Nian whispered to Zhang Ningzhi, "Hua is somewhat perverted."

Zhang Ningzhi giggled and started chatting happily with him in a low voice.

...

After school.

As Jiang Nian carried his bag out of the classroom door, the phone in his pocket vibrated.

"Hmm?"

He thought it was a message from Zhang Ningzhi, after all, Zhizhi had announced since yesterday, she wanted to connect with him seamlessly online and offline.

Seamlessly... connecting.

She said it was chatting.

However, when Jiang Nian pulled out his phone, he was stunned. The message wasn’t from the little girl Zhizhi but another bold remark.

[Less Truce].

Because Lin Yuxi had given herself a QQ nickname as Lesser Star, being the type to fantasize about herself as a cold female lead.

Jiang Nian simply fulfilled her wish, changing it to Less Truce.

Less Truce: "Senior, my bed is so cold."

Bed?

Jiang Nian was in a daze for a few seconds, then recalled Lin Yuxi was a freshman, also wondered how she could be like a lazy dog skipping classes?

He carried his bag walking through the crowded corridor, typing a reply.

"That’s simple, just pee in the bed and it’ll be warm."

Stop whining: "Senior, you’re so gross."

One sentence warmed her up under the covers.

"Don’t worry if it’s gross or not, just try it first and you won’t lose anything." Jiang Nian replied casually while walking up the stairs.

"Ew (vomiting)."

"You can puke in the blanket, but make sure to wrap it tightly," Jiang Nian replied, "Otherwise it’ll get cold quickly and won’t be warm anymore."

"Senior, you should stop talking," Lin Yuxi replied, "(cold sweat) I’m really about to throw up from what you said, I’ve already gagged."

"That’s what pregnancy is like. You’ll get used to it in a few months and then give birth." Jiang Nian sent the message and put the phone in his pocket, then started looking for Qianqian.

.....

"Where did these gummies come from?"

"A female classmate gave them to me, first kiss gummies." Jiang Nian peeled one and tossed it in his mouth, "Try one, they taste alright."

"For a virgin, you have quite the imagination." Xu Qianqian tasted one and then turned to ask, "What does a first kiss taste like?"

"We can try it later, we’re not busy anyway." Jiang Nian put his hands in his pockets, feeling some warmth on a winter night.

"Huh?" Xu Qianqian exhaled white breath.

"Like last time, what we didn’t finish doing." Jiang Nian turned to look at her, "You looked really good then, I kind of regret not kissing more."

"Huh?" Xu Qianqian was bewildered by his sudden sweet words, ".....You already kissed...my neck."

She was slightly puzzled in her heart, thinking Jiang Nian was being surprisingly blunt without any buildup. Where did he learn that?

At the same time, she found the words "you looked really good then"... quite pleasant, as it was so dark and chaotic back then.

But that doesn’t mean she’d be easily swayed and fall for it.

"Should we make up for it?"

"Get lost, you perv." Xu Qianqian walked forward, then turned around to face him, "Let’s talk about it next time."

"Next week?"

"No."

"Then the week after next."

"Not at all, stop asking." Xu Qianqian ran a bit farther and turned back to look at him, "Unless you first break it off with Zhou Yuting....."

"You have that kind of fetish?" Jiang Nian was shocked.

"Get lost!" Xu Qianqian was almost angered to death by him, tilted her head up and huffed twice, "Break things off completely with Zhou Yuting first."

Jiang Nian lowered his head and pursed his lips, thinking over all the sad things in his life.

"Okay."

Seeing him act like this, Xu Qianqian raised an eyebrow. She initially didn’t want to say anything, but somehow emotions surged up.

"What, can’t bear to?"

Actually, he was thinking about where to find a snake kiss tutorial.

"Huh?"

"Oh, not at all."

Xu Qianqian heard his denial but didn’t say anything further. She immediately felt annoyed, thinking Zhou Yuting must be so good?

"Then what is it?"

"Truth is, I haven’t had any interaction with her for a while." Jiang Nian turned to ask, "Does what you just said count?"

Gulp.

Xu Qianqian’s face suddenly turned red, she stammered.

"Who cares."

After speaking, she immediately ran off.

Jiang Nian wasn’t in a rush to chase after her, strolling leisurely behind. When he rounded a corner, he saw Xu Qianqian standing there waiting for him.

Seeing him dragging his feet, she started to get annoyed again.

"Hurry up!"

Hearing her, Jiang Nian couldn’t help but grin.

"Okay."

The two entered an alley and went all the way home.

At the dark base of the building.

The two walked side by side with some distance between them, ready to go upstairs.

Xu Qianqian felt a mix of emotions, occasionally glancing at Jiang Nian. But he didn’t bring up the previous topic at all, as if he’d forgotten.

In the dark, she spoke up.

"Really broke it off?"

"Otherwise, do you think I’d be tangled up with her while playing with you?" Jiang Nian retorted, his eyes calmly looking at her.

Bang!

The sound-activated light was kicked on by Jiang Nian, leaving less than half a meter between them.

Xu Qianqian’s gaze was complex, she turned her head away.

"Oh."

....

Nightfall.

North District, girls’ dormitory building 2, fifth floor.

Wang Yuhe carried a whole bucket of hot water to the fourth floor in one go, feeling almost completely numb, and was about to set it down.

Suddenly, Yu Zhiyi appeared from somewhere.

"You’re amazing, right?"

With just that word of praise, Wang Yuhe held on. After taking a deep breath, she managed to carry the water to the dorm on the fifth floor.

Entering the room, she collapsed into Chai Muying’s arms.

"I’m done for, my hands are useless now."

Chen Yunyun had gone shopping and returned to the dorm later. After understanding the situation, she found it amusing and frustrating.

In just a few minutes, the lights in the girls’ dormitory went out.

During bath time, it was still two girls in tandem.

In the cramped bathroom, the dim flashlight provided a faint light, barely enough to see.

The sound of rushing water echoed in the bathroom as they washed halfway.

Wang Yuhe suddenly spoke up, raising her head to ask.

"Yunyun, do we have a secret base now?"

"Huh?" Chen Yunyun was taken aback for a moment, unsure how to respond, "Not really, he didn’t say..."

"But we have both keys in our hands," Wang Yuhe said, "He mentioned that he wouldn’t go unless necessary."

Upon hearing this, Chen Yunyun also felt there was a possibility.

"Well then, I guess so."

"Can we go there to shower next time?" Wang Yuhe spoke softly, "Recently, everyone’s complaining that the water at the hot water room is getting colder."

Chen Yunyun initially didn’t think so, but hearing Wang Yuhe mention it, she felt it was indeed a bit cold, and impulsively agreed.

"Okay."

After finishing up, she lay in bed tossing and turning, unable to sleep.

In the darkness, she found the key and stared at it intently in front of her eyes.