CHAPTER 111: MY FERTILITY WAS STOLEN BY A JELLY QUEEN

The slime girl spread Finn’s legs and pressed herself against his groin, making him scream—half in panic, half in... something else he wasn’t prepared to admit.

His mind was a storm of red flags and fireworks. ’Stop her! Wait, no—stop her more! No—actually, what is happening?!’

Her arms writhed almost hypnotically, little blobs of slime popping in and out of her hands like giddy, wobbly pom-poms. She looked... excited. Way too excited.

"Mmm~~ ooooh~~ I have a great ideaaa~~" she purred, her face lowering until it hovered a breath away from his. "Kiss meee... hold your saliva in my mouuuth... make her jealouuusss~~~ pleeease~~"

Finn opened his mouth to shout, "What?!"—but didn’t even get the chance.

The slime girl dove forward and kissed him—deeply. Goo seeped past his lips, coating his tongue. His eyes shot wide open, and he let out a muffled scream right into the kiss.

Across the chamber, Seraphina froze in place. The look on her face was like someone had just stolen her wallet while running over her dog. It was brutal.

She looked around desperately for anything—anything—to help Finn. A weapon. A stick. A miracle. But there was nothing. Just useless rocks, useless slime, and an increasingly useless Finn.

The slime girl finally broke the kiss, pulling away with a soft, sticky mm~chuu, strands of goo stretching between them.

Finn lay there, utterly shell-shocked. That... was his first kiss. Not counting his teddy bear from when he was six. He felt like a dying old man wheezing his last breath.

"Nyahahhh~~ I’m sooo happyyy~~ I kissed youuu~~ Now we will mate and make babiesss~~"

Finn’s brain finally restarted—only to slam on the emergency brakes again.

"Wait—WHAT?! No! No, no, no! I can’t have kids!!" he blurted, his voice echoing through the chamber like a confession in a booth with a priest but everyone heard.

Seraphina blinked. The surrounding slime stopped bubbling. The slime girl froze mid-wiggle.

"Youuu... can’t have kidsss~~?" she asked, her voice dropping into a pouty whine. She gently lowered his legs back down, her gooey form trembling in confusion. "That’s not faiiir~~! Whooo took it from youuu~~?!"

Finn winced. "L-Like I said earlier... a horny slime attacked me in a cave, and I lost it there!!"

Her eyes widened, her goo rippling like disturbed water. "A horny... slimeee~~~?"

"Y-Yeah... a horny slime..." Finn said, forcing an awkward smile. "It was beyond the wizard towers, near some mountain... a slime attacked me, melted my hoodie a little in the process..."

The slime girl’s eyes lit up like she’d just remembered a cherished childhood memory.

"...Wait," Finn said slowly, "you know something about this?"

"Yesss~~" she cooed, her goo rippling with delight. "I was the one who hugged youuu~~~ You were sooo warm... and hungryyy~~"

Finn just stared at her, mouth hanging open. "...S-So I lost my fertility... because of you?"

"I took your fertiliiityyy~~ I must not have knooown~~" she purred. "I just wanted to be with youuu~~"

Finn’s eye twitched violently. "So let me get this straight—I’ve been through hell. Mentally scarred. Almost died. Got terrorized by something wearing fishnet slime. Fell into this nightmare of a hole. And now I’m here... all because you stole my fertility?!"

She tilted her head, genuinely confused by his outrage. Then, in the sweetest, most deranged voice possible, she said:

"I lovvve you sooo muchhh~~ I brought you here to be with meee~~ She kneeeew... she knew how special you were, and I was sooo jealouuussss~~~ Please... be with meee~~~~~"

’Oh my god... she’s insane.’

"Yeah... uh. Can you back up a bit and give me some space, please? I promise I won’t go anywhere."

"You promiiise~~~?"

"Yes, yes! I promise. Just... give me space and let me stand up."

The slime girl finally shuffled back, giving Finn room. He pushed himself to his feet and glanced down at his ruined, soaking clothes, which probably smelled worse than anything he had ever encountered.

’Wait... if Majestria isn’t around, does that mean I reek horribly? Can’t she stop this from a distance? I need to know now!’

Finn spread his arms wide. "Sniff me."

Without hesitation, the slime girl leaned in, inhaled deeply, and then backed away.

"...Wait. Can you even smell?"

"Nooo~"

Finn opened his mouth as if to comment, then quickly shut it. Never mind, he thought. He looked over at Seraphina, who just stood there, frozen, while the slime girl towered in front of him. He turned back, sighing, trying to navigate the awkwardness of the moment.

"So... what’s your name?" he asked, scratching the back of his wet, grimy hair.

"Lysithea, the quuueen of here~~~ please praiiise me~~~~"

"Queen of here? What are you, the queen of slime? And... what’s with this whole place?" Finn tried to casually talk to her, as if she hadn’t just nearly... well, you know.

"I am Queen, yesss~~? Not like other girrrls, not controllleeed~~~~ Want to touch again, come to meee~~~~~"

"What are you talking about? Were you always like this or what?" Finn rubbed his face, trying to make sense of her. He couldn’t run—she’d just hold him down—so he was stuck talking to a hyper, horny slime queen.

What a life.

"I was given a ’role’ toooo... people praiiised me and loveeed me~~~~ but I adapted... and it all melteeed~~~~~ I don’t mind this body... it’s niiice and warmm~ I feel sooo good wiiith you~~~~"

Finn listened closely, trying to decipher her words like they were some kind of drunken puzzle. Was she... human? That was the question gnawing at him.

"What happened, Lysithea? Where are we? What happened here?! And what is that giant cocoon thing that screamed? Tell me!"

"Dooo not order me arouuund~~ I am a queen too, you knooow~~~~"

"Sorry... just—please. What happened here? Were you human before all of this?"

"They all leffft me... I was all alonnne here~~~ They joiiined the rest and lived with it~~~~ but ittt’s sooo warm here... I was to be perrrfect~~~"

"Wait, so everyone here abandoned you... for what?"

"Yeees... they all left me forrr that thiiing~~ stopped praiiising me and went to it instead~~~~ it made me sooo jealouuus~~~~!"

Her voice wobbled as she spoke, her tone teetering between sadness and a manic sweetness. Finn could tell the topic genuinely upset her—but he had to push.

"So... what exactly happened?"

When she finally answered, the words that came out made Finn and Seraphina’s blood run cold...