Dressed as a Man, I Became Tycoon’s Sweetheart
Chapter 663: 663: Tricks, Never Outdated
Chapter 663: Chapter 663: Tricks, Never Outdated
Cary couldn’t stand the humiliation any longer and, disregarding the show’s conditions and restrictions, lunged at the little boy again, “Ma’am, you’ve got it all wrong, I’m not a pervert! This watch of mine cost over a million, I’ll trade it right now for your kid to call me ‘Daddy,’ I…”
“You pervert!”
Behind him, a father, alerted by the disturbance, furiously hurled the ice cream cone in his hand at him.
Startled by the sight, Ye Xian yelled, “Cary, watch out behind you!”
With a quick turn, Cary saw the melting ice cream cone flying towards him. With agile movement, he dodged it.
Seeing that he had missed and wasted an ice cream cone, the child’s dad rolled up his sleeves, ready to give Cary a good beating.
Cary spun around and ran, all the while trying to explain, “Sir, sir, you’ve got it wrong, I’m not a pervert…”
Ye Xian saw him running straight towards her, a furious father hot on his heels, and in that moment, panic seized her. Was she about to get beaten up, too?
‘Hahaha, I’m dying of laughter, he’s really getting beaten up’ ‘Thanks to Ye Xian for the warning, Xiao C, run fast or I’ll be heartbroken if you get disfigured’ ‘Dude! Give me the million-dollar watch, I’d call you ‘Daddy’ a million times’ ‘Thought the pig dung digging part was bad, this is even worse haha!’ ‘Brother Ye’s scared face is so cute, aww’
“Run, what are you standing there for!”
Cary grabbed her hand, and Ye Xian also started to run with him, but after just a few steps, the voice from the show’s team suddenly came through the earpiece—Cary had violated the game rules and was about to face the Cake Roulette punishment!
Cary: “???” He was already in such a miserable state, and there was still a punishment?
The child’s dad had not caught up to Cary when two men in black appeared from nowhere, said nothing, put a hood over the young man’s head, and carried him away, one on each side, “…” Was the crime really so great?
“What are you doing? Let go of me! Being carried off like this when I’m a rough man of 1.8 meters, don’t I have any dignity left?!”
No matter how much Cary struggled, it was futile; his figure quickly disappeared from Ye Xian’s view.
Ye Xian was stunned, and two minutes later, her phone pinged with a notification.
She opened it to find a video sent by the show’s crew. In the video, Cary was strapped to a seat facing a huge spinning wheel, which had a cannon in the center shooting out cake at random intervals while spinning.
Cary’s face was already a mess from the cake, and he howled at the camera, “Ye Xian! Save me! I’m not going to make it! The cake is just too sweet! It’ll corrode my delicate skin!”
Seeing him splattered beyond recognition, Ye Xian was also panicking, “How am I supposed to save you?”
Show crew: “Since Cary breached the rules while doing the task, if his partner wants to save him, she must help him complete the task, of course, that’s after you finish your own task.”
“Waah, Ye Xian, save me quickly, I’ll even call you ‘Daddy’ to save me!”
Cary’s cries grew more wretched with each sob.
The show crew kept up the pressure, “There are only five minutes left to complete this task!”
Only five minutes remaining. How could she get the child to call her ‘Daddy’? Cary had already failed in his attempt; now the parents were probably even more reluctant to let her near, right?
What to do, what to do?
Ye Xian’s brain was racing, and ultimately, her gaze landed on a little girl dressed in a Peppa Pig costume.
That’s it!
She bravely walked over to the gazebo. As expected, after Cary’s incident, the parents inside were even more cautious and protective. They clutched their children tighter, eyeing her as if she were a kidnapper.
Ye Xian entered the pavilion, but he didn’t approach the children directly. Instead, he cautiously asked them, “Hello, big brothers and sisters, may I perform a talent for you?”
The parents in the pavilion didn’t respond, but being called big brothers and sisters by such a young-sounding guy made them quite happy.
Seeing that they didn’t say anything, Ye Xian took it as their consent and cleared his throat, “Hello everyone, I am Peppa Pig. This is my mum, Mommy Pig, this is my dad, Daddy Pig, and this is my little brother George. Look, he’s playing with dinosaurs again~”
As soon as he finished speaking, the parents in the pavilion had their eyes light up. Wasn’t that the voice from the cartoon they watched with their kids every day? How was he able to produce it?
A group of children huddled by their parents’ side blinked excitedly, looking at him as if he were an idol, “Brother, are you Peppa?” “Brother, why does your voice sound just like in the cartoons?”
Ye Xian smiled and squatted down, gently patting the head of a little girl dressed in a Peppa Pig outfit, “Do you want to know why?”
“Yeah, yeah, yeah!”
The little girl nodded frantically.
Ye Xian said, “Brother can tell you, but you must answer a question for Brother first.”
“Ask away.”
“Listen carefully, grandmother, mom, sister, little sister, dad, which one is a male?”
“Daddy!”
The little girl answered promptly and loudly, which made all the parents in the pavilion laugh. The question was just too easy.
The production crew and the live comments were shocked. This trick!
‘Ha ha ha, the little girl got tricked!’ ‘Holy shit, I didn’t realize you could do that, Ye Xian is impressive!’ ‘Hahaha Brother Xian is so clever!’ ‘That was a confident ‘Daddy’!’ ‘Ah! I wish I were the little girl being tricked by Brother Ye’ ‘Voice actors are indeed monsters, I doubted if I had switched to the children’s channel just now when I heard Peppa’s voice’ ‘U1U1 my favorite is Ye Xian and Cary as a pair, they’re so funny’ ‘Me too, me too, this pair is too hilarious, production crew, don’t switch the cameras!’
Earphone—Ye Xian completed a random task and earned one point, for a total of two points! This announcement was broadcast to all.
The sound of the horn reached everyone’s ears. Chu Yao, who was frantically searching for clues in the escape room, punched the wall in his anxiety. It had only been a few minutes into the game, and he had already completed the first task?
Lin Yan, who had been terrified in the Ghost House, felt inexplicably less afraid when he heard the announcement. True to Ye Xian’s form. He turned to look at the person next to him only to see Jiang Wanze in a daze.
He’s fast.
Cary, tied to the chair and splattered all over, exclaimed, “What the hell! Brother, how did you do it? Get her to call out again!”
After successfully tricking her, Ye Xian laughed, “Wow, you’re so smart. I suddenly feel the question I just asked was too simple and not worthy of you. Should Brother ask another one instead?”
The child, boosted by the praise, nodded cutely, “Okay!”
Ye Xian: “What is 87+1?”
Little girl: “88!” (Dad)
Production crew: “…” This kid, where did he get all these tricks from? He’s turned the situation around just like that.
Earphone—Ye Xian successfully rescued Cary, Cary’s punishment is lifted, points reset to 1.
The cake roulette suddenly stopped, and Cary shed tears of sweetness, finally over, wuwuwu, he never wants to eat cake again…
After leaving the pavilion, Cary sprinted towards Ye Xian with the speed of a hundred-meter dash, “Ye Xian, I freaking love you!”