A small crucian carp was passed through its gills and mouth by grass leaves and hung on a small tree branch by the river.

    "Hee hee! There''s a fish, brother tie Zhu. You''re a good fisherman. I can''t catch it. I''ll cheer you on the side!"

    "Get out! Don''t try to be lazy. See the paddy field next to you? I saw a hole in it just after threshing the millet. Go and pick it. There must be a lot of eels."

    "Ah, that''s fine. I''m coming!"

    “……”

    "No, brother, the eel bit me. Look, my fingers are red."

    "Don''t you want to be a tough guy? Go and kill the eel."

    "Oh! I''m here again... No, brother, why do you take off your pants? An eel? Are you? On the program!"

    "Catch fish, the water is deep over there."

    "I thought... However, the machine is shooting. Do you wear underpants or SpongeBob''s..."

    "No, the program team will play mosaic."

    Barrage a few days later:

    "No! The program team won''t mosaic you!"

    "I''m laughing to death. The program team is so cruel!"

    "At first glance, the underpants are Hongji gold collar. They are very cute. I want to pick them off..."

    "Serious brother, it''s good to catch fish!"

    "Zhennima catches fish with her bare hands? I''ve only seen it in martial arts dramas before."

    "What''s the matter? We caught it when we were young in the countryside."

    After more than half an hour of hard work, they harvested eight crucian carp and five eels, big and small, but it was good.

    Then, instead of taking a bus, they walked towards the mushroom house with bags on their backs and fish on their bare feet.

    When he arrived outside the mushroom house, he heard laughter from inside. Xiao Yueyue was nervous again. He slowed down silently and let Li Tiezhu go ahead. Suddenly, Li Tiezhu stopped, turned his head and looked at the little white lamb in the shed.

    Xiao Yue also came up: "is this Tianba? It''s so cute."

    Li Tiezhu: "indeed, it looks delicious. The stewed soup must be very white."

    Xiao Yue said, "brother, let''s not be so cruel. Let''s bake."

    Li Tiezhu swallowed his saliva and said, "I want it all."

    Tianba: "baa ~"

    After watching the sheep for a long time, Li Tiezhu reluctantly walked towards the gate of the mushroom house. As soon as Xiao Yueyue entered the door, he greeted everyone politely. Li Tiezhu was a little dull and called people with Xiao Yueyue.

    Xu Shan gave a cry and was in a good mood: "it''s an iron pillar! I thought who scared me."

    Songzhu''er looked up and down at Li Tiezhu: "Wow! It''s a serious brother."

    Although she is not Xie Fengting, zhu''er is not too disappointed. She doesn''t watch variety shows or pursue stars. She is a star. But she has a unique hobby, but she has just been brainwashed by the ten divine songs. She has also seen Li Tiezhu''s funny collection on the Internet and shouted at Li Tiezhu''s divine man. She didn''t expect to see a real person right away.

    Huang Sanshi and Li Tiezhu were familiar. He took the fish and eel from his hand, handed them to Peng Peng and said, "come on, what else do you want to give!"

    Li Tiezhu: "the staff said that others sent things, so we went to catch some fish."

    Seeing their shapes, Huang Sanshi smiled: "what are you catching now? The trouser legs haven''t been put down? Shanzheng, the eel you want is coming."

    Xu Shanzheng: "thank you! However, I changed the dish. Fried eel was changed to dry fried eel silk. Can you make iron pillars?"

    Li Tiezhu said blankly, "ah? Yes."

    Isn''t Huang Sanshi cooking?

    Xiao Yueyue knew several people, and Mr. he introduced Li Tiezhu, the "newcomer".

    "Teacher Xu Shanzheng? I saw you play pig Bajie when I was a child. Why are you... Bald? When did it happen?"

    "Don''t mention the past."

    "You can organize a group with Mr. Ethan to have a hair transplant. The second one is half price. His hairline is too high."

    "No need."

    "Spicy claw! I watched TV. You were so good when you were a child."

    "It''s Nezha! Don''t I look good now?"

    "Don''t talk about this. Do you think the fish I catch is fresh?"

    "Hum???"

    "Peng Yuchang? You say Peng Yuyan is your brother? Are you a combined family?"

    "Ha?"

    "Don''t be sad. It doesn''t matter if a man is ugly. Look at brother Yue''s state of mind!"

    "I... I''ll feed the sheep."

    After happily knowing each other, Huang Sanshi couldn''t help being curious and asked, "iron pillar, how do you want to eat hot pot? Isn''t it good to live?"

    Li Tiezhu didn''t understand and said, "in fact, there''s no need to be so extravagant. The sheep outside is very good..."

    He Ling couldn''t help laughing: "I still want to eat my Tianba?"

    Song Zhuer said, "what''s the matter? What kind of sheep is that? Isn''t it delicious?"

    Mr. He: "

    Li Tiezhu said, "the authentic white goat is very tender. It''s only three or four months old. It''s delicious to stew, fry and roast."

    Songzhuer couldn''t help but be eager to try: "do we... Have a knife?"

    Miss Huang interrupted: "I''ll say you two have a common language! Don''t think about eating Tianba. Although I go to see its growth every day, Tianba is already a sheep with Weibo account, and its fans won''t agree."

    Matsushita: "what a pity."

    In the shed, Mr. He began to make tea. Zhu Er helped boil water. Huang Sanshi and Xu Shan fought for a trip to the bamboo chair. Xiao Yueyue also sat down with him. Li Tiezhu got a knife from the kitchen, squatted under the faucet in the corner of the hospital and began to kill fish.

    Huang Sanshi squeezed his eyes at he Ling: "see? Needless to say, he did it himself."

    He Ling smiled and said to Li Tiezhu, "Tiezhu, it''s almost noon. What do you say we should eat at noon?"

    Li Tiezhu did not lift his head, but skillfully said, "fish soup noodles."

    Xiaoyue: "brother, do you want to help?"

    Li Tiezhu: "can you kill eels?"

    Xiaoyue silently picked up the tea cup and said, "the tea is so fragrant! Which guest did the program team prepare or send it?"

    Li Tiezhu: "you can''t kill fish. Then help me scrape the scales."

    Xiao Yueyue: "well, brother, I feel blood sick."

    Li Tiezhu: "

    Zhennima tough guy!

    After zhu''er helped make tea, he curiously moved a small Mazar, sat down and observed Li Tiezhu killing fish closely.

    Li Tiezhu was curious: "spicy claw, don''t you faint?"

    "It''s Nezha!" songzhu''er put his hands on his chin. "How can a girl faint? It scares herself to death every month?"

    Li Tiezhu: "what do you mean?"

    At this time, a head stretched out outside the fence. It was the director: "bamboo, don''t be so sensitive about your topic."

    Songzhuer looked innocent: "just cut it off in the later stage."

    Li Tiezhu: "yes, is there no later stage of your program? Remember to make mosaic for me!"

    The director took a look at Li Tiezhu and left. I''ll tell you a hammer.

    Songzhu''er hasn''t seen anyone kill eels at the scene. It''s so cruel. It looks so exciting! Well, I''m an actor. I''m accumulating life experience and enriching myself. It''s not a strange hobby

    "Spicy claw little sister, you are so brave."

    "It''s Nezha! Also, I''m eighteen this year. How old are you? Call me little sister?"

    "Oh, sister."

    "That''s about the same."

    "Do you want to learn to kill fish? It''s interesting. I''ll teach you!"

    "Is that ok?"

    "Yes."

    "I''m going to wear a pair of gloves. I''ve just had a manicure."

    All the members of the program team are indifferent. Have you reduced the section of killing fish? Too cruel, especially the dialogue between the two.

    Over there, he Ling, Huang Sanshi, Xu Shanzheng, Xiao Yueyue, and Peng Peng, who came back from feeding sheep, were stunned. Is Zhuer''s fish killing technique too rough? Are girls so fierce now? Besides, why did you speculate so much when you first met Li Tiezhu?

    Strange CP appeared!

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