Earthy Superstar
Chapter 711
Others looked at Wu Litao suspiciously. The goods were definitely broken. Otherwise, how could he think Li Tiezhu had lost? It''s not like this to wander around in class!
Wu Litao was very sure that he was not asleep. He felt that he was stunned. He saw Li Tiezhu turn around and then saw that Li Tiezhu lost.
Isn''t it?
Eh? Four out of five, win?
What did I miss?
Curious.
Li Tiezhu couldn''t help asking, "brother Tao? Did you steal the cow last night? The dark circles under your eyes are heavier than yesterday."
Wu Litao: "master, just call me handsome boy. I didn''t steal cattle last night. I went to beat dogs."
Li Tiezhu ignored him. This guy ran the train with his mouth full and didn''t tell the truth.
When Mingming was fighting with others, Li Tiezhu saw Wu Litao sleeping on Liu Yuan''s shoulder and didn''t admit it.
Boys are skin, it''s better to be honest.
The new class won the competition and was rewarded with a pack of compressed biscuits. The tired people shared them.
After the game, the soldiers sat around and rested.
The artists are tired. Although they work hard, they really can''t compare with the real soldiers in physical strength. Although the disabled among the old, weak, sick and disabled have quit, the old and weak are still there. So they sat on the ground and didn''t remember. They looked at the performances of other classes.
After a soldier performed a martial arts, the soldiers began to shout again:
"Li Tiezhu, one!"
"One more for Xu San!"
Li Tiezhu was not tired. He just saw a scene in the distance and came to Yaxing. He didn''t want to perform and said:
"I won''t perform. I performed just now when I buttoned up the basin. Let my apprentice show you a hand and make a fool of himself! Brother Tao!"
"Suck it! Ah? What?"
"Wake up."
"I didn''t sleep, just... Close my eyes and think about the meaning of life."
Wu Litao rubbed his eyes and stood up, causing laughter around him.
Li Tiezhu: "did you hear what everyone just shouted?"
Wu Litao: "yes, say I''m handsome."
"Woo ~"
"Ha ha ha..."
Fell asleep.
Li Tiezhu said, "everyone heard that you practiced martial arts since childhood. Let''s go!"
Wu Litao said, "Hey! What am I talking about? Don''t you just want to see my handsome Kung Fu? It''s nothing!"
With that, he took off his helmet and threw it to Liu Yuan. When he rushed to the court, he did three back somersaults, followed by a carp, and then played a gorgeous long fist routine.
Li Tiezhu looked at it for two times. It was really much better than his moves. It was just not practical. It was a show show show.
Then he asked the instructor for instructions and went to the distant Barracks - the cooking class with his back hands.
"Xu Sanduo! Where are you walking?"
"I''ll study."
"How about trying this Mapo Tofu."
"Suck, eh! Authentic!"
"See if the braised meat tastes good?"
"Sleeping trough! Do you still fry sugar in the wilderness?"
"That''s necessary! Cooks who can''t stir fry sugar are not qualified soldiers."
"Cow!"
"You''re welcome. Give me some advice."
"Don''t dare! It''s good to cook beef brisket with potatoes and add tomatoes. It''s professional!"
After a while, Li Tiezhu ate an apple and stuffed an old watch from the cooking class into his. It''s normal. Soldiers working in the army cooking team have to check whether the food is fresh from time to time. It''s reasonable. I''ll give it to Li Tiezhu today.
"Well, the apple is sweet!"
"Sweet? Come if you want, but don''t bring the cameraman next time."
"Thanks, old watch."
"You''re welcome. It''s all our own people. By the way, can you fry vinegar cabbage? You can cook so well, you must."
"A little bit..."
Li Tiezhu was soon put on an apron by the soldiers and gave him a huge spatula. He was no stranger. Li Tiezhu immediately entered the state:
"Fire, hot pot, cold oil..."
Then, Li Tiezhu began his cooking performance. The cooking soldiers around applauded. Although it was just frying a big pot, the cameraman of the program team was stunned to shoot the visual sense of China on the tip of the tongue.
For a company of more than 100 people, the lunch every day is four dishes and one soup, two meat and two vegetables, plus a fruit.
Even during field training, as long as conditions permit, the cooking team will cook hot dishes and rice instead of allowing the soldiers to eat compressed biscuits. This is a fine tradition of the Chinese army.
Big pot cooking is a basic skill for Li Tiezhu. He started cooking from big pot cooking, which is not difficult for him.
Barrage:
"Li Tiezhu talent exhibition moment."
"Martial arts performances are too outdated. Serious brother''s backhand is a pot of vinegar cabbage!"
"If he were a soldier, it would be either a reconnaissance company or a cooking squad."
"Cooking class? How much do you despise iron pillars?"
"Wrong! I think highly of him."
"Do you think the cooking class is so easy to enter?"
"Those who can enter the cooking class are veterans with excellent military skills and physical quality, and they also know how to fry sugar."
"Can the cooking class steal apples?"
"Wrong! That''s called checking whether the ingredients are fresh."
"I remember when I was in the army, I watched the cooking class who came back from buying vegetables every morning gnawing an apple and cried with envy."
Tomato beef brisket is still stewing. It''s more than ten minutes before dinner.
Li Tiezhu cooked a pot of vegetables and strolled back to prepare to line up for dinner. There should be some rules. After all, he has been given preferential treatment by the army.
Everyone can see that this army is very cruel to other artists, but it is very friendly to Li Tiezhu. Perhaps it is because Li Tiezhu created the heart of chasing a dream and the things about the rabbit that year for his army.
When he came back, the instructor was performing magic and pulled down a horse, and the soldiers laughed wildly.
Wu Litao put his left hand around Yuan Heng and his right hand around Liu Yuan, and fell asleep again.
Li Tiezhu walked over and whispered, "brother Tao, get up and pee."
Wu Litao shook and opened his eyes: "I didn''t sleep!"
Li Tiezhu: "
Liu Yuan snickered. He had just seen Wu Litao drooling. He slept for at least ten minutes. Of course, Liu Yuan didn''t watch the performance much seriously. He was playing with his mobile phone.
Mobile phones can be used in the army, except for foreign brands and recruits.
However, it can''t be used when performing tasks. This practice is not too confidential. At least it''s not so strict with artists. It can be used when it''s not photographed.
Liu Yuan showed Wu Litao his mobile phone: "did you send this? It''s not a trumpet?"
Wu Litao glanced: "yes! I don''t have a trumpet."
Liu Yuan looked adored: "I''m going. Are you too rigid? You didn''t go to bed at three o''clock last night. You sent Facebook to swear? What do you think?"
Wu Litao: "I can''t stand it, so I scolded."
Li Tiezhu was curious: "swearing is not a good habit. Brother Tao, pay attention to restraint in the future."
Liu Yuan handed the mobile phone to Li Tiezhu.
Li Tiezhu took a look and said to Wu Litao, "well scolded! Continue to carry forward next time."
Wu Litao shook his long hair and smiled: "thank you, master! My name is Zufa man. I learned from you, master."
The latest content of Wu Litao''s Facebook account is displayed on the mobile phone screen:
"Why did you ask Zhonghua? You MTF? I forced you to mention Zhonghua, really FAK you, Sb! @ trump"
It turned out that yesterday, the commander-in-chief of the United States was asked by reporters about black life and racial discrimination. The commander was angry and clamored to let reporters ask China. Their new Tibet in western Xinjiang was more serious.
So, there was the diss of Wu Litao on the Internet, and he directly @ the commander of the United States. Of course, the commander did not reply.
The combination of Chinese and English in this paragraph is full of literary talent and reasonable.
Li Tiezhu realized that Wu Litao said he went to beat a dog last night. He didn''t say it blindly, but it was true.
On Facebook, many Chinese users scolded Wu Litao, saying that he had no quality, was rude, and lowered the cultural level of Chinese people. Others advised him not to brush his mobile phone and go to bed. His eyes were dark enough... (the truth)
Wu Litao scolded the dissidents until four o''clock in the morning, that is... The time of emergency assembly.
Yes!
Li Tiezhu wanted to stop talking. Why are you a soldier and go to hammer the commander of the United States without going to bed at night? Should you praise you or praise you?
Finally, Li Tiezhu said, "go to bed early at night. What''s the point of wasting time scolding prostitutes? They are. You scold them or not."
Wu Litao: "but master, I''ve heard that people who sleep less are smart, and people who sleep too much are slow."
Li Tiezhu: "who told you? Don''t contact this person in the future."
Wu Litao: "ah? Why?"
Li Tiezhu: "he treats you like a fool."
Wu Litao: "but brother pig says time is like water in a sponge..."
Li Tiezhu: "don''t contact."
Of course, this paragraph was not recorded in the program, but many viewers still knew about it. Because, long before the program was broadcast, Wu Litao and Li Tiezhu won the first place in the hot search because they scolded the commander-in-chief of the United States.
At that time, the name of hot search was: "Li Tiezhu, Wu Litao abused the commander".
Why is Li Tiezhu involved?
Because, in the afternoon, Li Tiezhu heard that Wu Litao''s agent asked him to delete the post and apologize. Wu Litao opened the agent, and he just shouted abuse on the Internet.
Li Tiezhu decided to pull the apprentice, and he used tiktok to forward the screenshots of Wu Li Tao''s speech and wrote the text: "I want to introduce to you that this is my new apprentice, handsome and nice. @Trump."
The international version of tiktok is released at the same time.
As a result, the incident became a big one. It was immediately searched and attracted a lot of abuse. At the same time, Li Tiezhu and Wu Litao''s fans were also very strong, and the ten day curse war began.
This did not affect Li Tiezhu and Wu Litao. Except for dinner and rest, their mobile phones were taken away, out of sight and out of mind.
The most coquettish thing is that before the mobile phone was taken away, Wu Litao sent another battle text on Facebook:
"He has white eyes and I have black eyes. I''m not born to deal with it! What''s the matter? Hit me, fool!"
That''s a great reason!
When the program was broadcast to the soldiers, Wu Litao dozed off while eating, which once again attracted the audience''s barrage of criticism:
"Eat and sleep?"
"I''ve been dozing all day. Don''t be a soldier!"
"Such a man is also worthy to be a soldier?"
"Little fresh meat, die! Disgusting!"
"Didn''t you sleep at night?"
"How can Li Tiezhu have a good relationship with such people?"
"The road turns black!"
"Please! Do you know what he did last night? Just spray!"
"He scolded very reliably last night. He scolded until four o''clock in the morning."
"Sleeping trough! True or false?"
"It''s a hot search. Is there no Internet in the village?"
"I don''t want to be virtuous, black to powder!"
"If it''s true, it''s good..."
"Li Tiezhu''s Apprentice''s eyes are absolutely unique!"