"We haven''t left yet... What? OK!"

    It turned out that the police uncles studied the match gun in the village committee. They thought it was not dangerous and its power was not as powerful as a slingshot. In addition, Li Tieshu is still wearing electronic shackles on his legs. Can he wear another one?

    They just educated Li Tieshu in the village committee and cooperated with the iron fist of the village head. It was very persuasive. Li Tieshu was convinced and had a correct attitude.

    Who knows, Li Tiezhu called and found detonators and gunpowder guns?

    The village head kicked Li Tieshu to the ground.

    The crutch fell off. Brother Shu sat enchanting on the ground, hanging his arm and posing as a mermaid. He stroked his hair and took a cigarette out of his pocket and stuck it in his open teeth.

    The village head flashed back and wanted to continue to instill truth into brother Shu, but he couldn''t do it: "the dog said! Evil..."

    Often uncles picked up Li Tieshu and went to his house. The village head held his waist and struggled to keep up.

    Wang Dagang personally handed the weapon to the police and said, "I broke the detonator two days ago, and I moved the gunpowder gun and crossbow."

    Li Tieshu jumped with anger: "grandma melon, you..."

    Wang Dagang stared with one eye. Brother Shu smoked in situ. He threw up a circle under his eyes, which was quite round.

    Policeman: "didn''t we come to search the other day? There''s another one?"

    Wang Dagang: "the detonator is hidden behind the incense card. You didn''t find that place last time. He stayed up late these two days to make the gunpowder gun and crossbow."

    Policeman: "so fast..."

    Wang Dagang: "today, I took the initiative to find out these things and let Tiezhu call the police. Is it a surrender?"

    In the end, the police still didn''t catch Li Tieshu, because Wang Dagang promised to keep an eye on Li Tieshu and don''t let him mess around again, which is certainly illegal. But... It''s not legal to catch a tree brother with a brain defect

    The police warned Li Tieshu and left reluctantly. They have to send police for Li Tieshu ten times a year, which is also very tired.

    Li Tiezhu found Li Tieshu: "I called the police for you. These things are unsafe and break the law..."

    Brother Shu flicked the ash and smiled brightly: "I believe it! Just like I beat wild boars for you, you are also afraid of my accident. My good brother took care of it! Call the police. It''s all a small matter. I know those people very well and catch me ten times a year. They all give me face. The police car in the next town salutes me when they see me. It''s not blowing words but blowing words. Whenever I go to them, they have to take care of food and buy me a drink..."

    Li Tiezhu: "then promise me not to do these things again!"

    Brother Shu''s eyes flickered: "if the material is too suitable..."

    "Don''t do it!"

    "Well, I see! I''ll change my career to public relations and use solar washing machines..."

    "As long as you don''t use the whole weapon, it''s up to you."

    "Well, I have time to study the working principle of yiha solar energy..."

    The next day, the first batch of solar water heaters presented by Leonardo were removed by brother Shu before they were installed.

    Of course, this is later. Now, even Li Tiezhu didn''t expect brother Shu''s hands-on ability to be so strong.

    He suddenly asked, "brother tree, do you want to make money?"

    Li Tieshu: "think, dig coal."

    "No, you use a smartphone?"

    "My mother-in-law has."

    Tiktok tiktok: same, the whole sound! You must be angry. Never mind. It''s okay if you get angry now. When I''m on the program, you''ll be on fire. You can broadcast live on the chattering and sell handicrafts.

    "Shake what?"

    "Brother Yao!"

    "Open, open, old password."

    Mobile phone brother Li Tiezhu tiktok WiFi supported Wang Dagang''s cell phone to help brother Liu to apply a jitter.

    Brother Shu himself uses a function machine of about 100 yuan. Well, Wang Dagang uses fruit 8. It is said that brother Shu bought second-hand goods from coal for half a month.

    Then I moved. It''s very simple, because brother Shu doesn''t have any decent furniture, clothes and bedding.

    After moving to brother Shu''s house, I went to move to uncle Liu''s house. Aunt was very happy and uncle Liu was unhappy.

    Uncle Liu and Li Tieshu became neighbors, and the two yards were next to each other.

    In the afternoon, brother Shu helped the other two extremely poor families to move with Li Tiezhu and others on crutches. He was very enthusiastic and no one could stop him. Wang Dagang stood on the second floor balcony of his new home with his back to his hands and moved slowly... Enjoying the scenery.

    Uncle Liu looked at them seriously in the yard and shook his head: "it''s not necessary to help the poor! If you have money, you should build hundreds of black weapons! Besides, when did our country have money?"

    Seeing the refrigerator and washing machine moved into the opposite yard, uncle Liu couldn''t see it anymore. He walked into the house with his back bent. He wanted to refuse household appliances. What''s the use of refrigerator and washing machine? What''s the use of TV?

    However, the village head told him that this was a national policy. If he didn''t, he would violate the policy and break the law!

    Uncle Liu had to accept it.

    The soles of the aunt''s shoes were no longer accepted. Curiously, she pressed the TV remote control. She studied with the camera master for a long time. Unexpectedly, she could change the channel.

    The program team left a cameraman for Li Tieshu and uncle Liu''s family to film their reaction to entering their new home.

    Uncle Liu: "what do you press? What if you press it?"

    Aunt: "the village head said, TV warranty."

    Uncle Liu: "

    CCTV five sets are playing the football game. The commentary is nervous and shouted: "we don''t have much time left. It''s time for the Chinese team to fight for the honor of the motherland..."

    Uncle Liu: "honor? Playing football is also a representative?"

    Aunt changed the channel. CCTV six broadcast a love film, which was ruthlessly abandoned by aunt. The seventh set is a military program. It is showing the new barracks and life of the new Tibetan military region. My aunt changed the channel again.

    "Change it back."

    "Ann?"

    Aunt changed it back.

    Uncle Liu saw that the barracks on the snow mountain were equipped with heating equipment, the soldiers were wearing thick clothes, and they were eating hot pot and barbecue. He can''t understand anything. Everything has changed, but the Bayi badge and the five pointed star haven''t changed.

    "Mom, sell the batch! If we... Can call New Delhi!"

    "Which one?"

    Uncle Liu''s family has never had a TV. He has seen it in other people''s homes before, but it''s all inexplicable things, either ghost fights or cartoons. This is his first time to watch serious TV programs.

    "Press which bubble (button) to change the channel?"

    "Both of them are rich."

    The aunt helped him sit on the wooden sofa sent by the state, padded a pillow behind him and patiently taught him.

    Uncle Liu raised the remote control, carefully aimed at the TV and pressed it.

    Finally, it stopped at CCTV 13. What is broadcasting is "great power heavy industry".

    Watching the bridge across the natural graben, the tunnel across the mountains and the unreal new airport on TV, uncle Liu smiled. It turned out that we are not poor!

    At this moment, his guilt that lasted for several days disappeared in an instant. There seemed to be nothing about the house and household appliances, but his original promise... Was fulfilled.

    Uncle Liu never doubted his country''s commitment, but he didn''t expect to see it alive.

    Laughing, uncle Liu cried and went into the bedroom to look through the things at the bottom of his box.

    Aunt confused: "it''s strange to cry when you watch TV? Why didn''t you move before?"

    After a while, uncle Liu handed his commendation order and medal to the village committee. He said:

    "I''ve been hiding it all the time because I don''t want to cause trouble to the country, subsidies and special care. Now... I want the people in the village to know that my Liu hunchback is not like what they said... I''ve been interrupted when I steal outside! I''ve never taken a needle from the group leader all my life!"

    The cameraman followed the whole process.

    In fact, the village committee and the program team have known for a long time, and a few villagers have also heard about uncle Liu.

    The audience already knew his achievements, but they didn''t know his grievances.

    Later, the program team interviewed uncle Liu, who spoke with ease and heaviness:

    "I picked up this second-class merit. I''m sorry to ask the state for any reward! In the first war, I was only 16 years old, so I was scared to pee my crotch and didn''t dare to rush. In the second war, I ran with the monitor, and he took me to protect me. Later, he defeated the enemy, but the monitor died, I was injured and carried back by a comrade in arms. Later, he said that the battle was very important, I gave first-class merit to the sacrificed soldiers and second-class merit to the injured soldiers. I picked up a second-class merit... Hey! I feel ashamed. I''m ashamed of the monitor. I''m ashamed on the battlefield and don''t be ashamed again when I come back. Therefore, I haven''t told anyone... I just don''t want to make trouble for others. If I hadn''t made trouble for the monitor in those years... Now the country is rich, I just want to prove that I haven''t stolen anything! "

    Barrage:

    "Ha ha, those who play football really don''t deserve to represent the country..."

    "This is the hardest time that the national football team has been blackened."

    "To New Delhi? Be bold, to Mumbai, the international metropolis."

    "It was really easy to have such logistical conditions back then."

    "I cried watching TV."

    "I also watched TV and cried!"

    "Is it the first time he knows that the country is so strong?"

    "The villagers said he stole..."

    "Don''t they know he was a soldier?"

    "The news was blocked at that time."

    "There''s no second-class skill! I''m mighty!"

    "Sixteen, it''s normal to be afraid."

    "You are a hero, sir. You are not ashamed!"

    Leonardo couldn''t understand why Nie Yao and Zhao Liya cried. Even the translator black baby cried out his nose. Little plum understood, but he didn''t understand why he kept it from everyone. It''s natural for soldiers to be taken care of by the state after they have made contributions.

    Many foreign audiences couldn''t understand it, so they made comments and asked questions one after another.

    The one with the most praise in the answer is as follows: "there are millions of such soldiers in China. They are not afraid of death, but they are afraid of shame. With their own blood, they have won an unprecedented strong collective self-esteem for the whole China, and these soldiers also have an extremely strong self-esteem. They do not allow themselves to be pitied."

    Foreign audiences couldn''t understand it, but they praised it one after another, because... They didn''t know it was fierce.

    In the afternoon, Leonardo left with doubts and the bamboo water gun made by brother shuge. The water gun... Is very simple, just like a syringe, but it... Environmental protection!

    Environmental protection is environmental protection, but it''s not easy to use!

    Um

    Leonardo was suddenly stunned when he was sitting in the car. He thought for a long time and didn''t understand whether it was important to protect the environment or to get rid of poverty? He thought of Africa without much pollution.

    Seeing off the little plum, Li Tiezhu suddenly asked the black child, "I think your relationship with brother Shu is getting better and better. Shouldn''t you make his idea?"

    Black child: "what? What idea?"

    "Do you think brother Shu can make weapons and want to turn him to the United States?"

    "Hey! How could it be? I can do all those things with my feet. We have a lot of expertise there! We do TNT, remote-controlled explosive aircraft, automatic infantry robots... All high-end goods! When you go abroad, I''ll take you to see your army."

    "No, no... it''s your army. It has nothing to do with me!"

    "Modesty! We can do today''s career because of your good guidance."

    "Don''t talk nonsense! I didn''t ask you to build a tank corps..."

    "Don''t worry, we won''t expose you. Your safety is the most important! I just introduced brother Shu to some advanced weapon making methods. Brother Shu is a gifted person. Moreover, he is different from ordinary people, more like us... Smart! By the way, his daughter-in-law is also very wise, which can be seen from his temperament."

    Li Tiezhu squints at the black baby. Are you... What kind of eyes?

    The black child said again, "by the way, Ayn perra, why don''t you read?"

    Li Tiezhu: "death penalty?"

    Hei wa''er took out his notebook and wrote it down: "I see! We have recently swept through the Mosco mountains and caught more than a dozen. I will convey your teachings to the organization."

    Li Tiezhu panicked: "Mo Mo... What''s the situation?"

    Heiwa''er: "in short, we are going to build a base for you to accumulate strength in advance for the coming of the end. The preliminary plan is to occupy one tenth of Mosco."

    There was one more thing he didn''t say, that is, when the end came, he would escort Ian perra to Leyland, the land of light, at all costs.

    Now, the aenpera religion has reached a consensus that aenpera is light, but he doesn''t know that it must be because he hasn''t awakened yet.

    But it doesn''t matter. He will wake up eventually!

    Li Tiezhu: "poof... You can hit a hammer..."

    "It''s almost one eighth. We''ll pay attention to it. After all, you said that taking too big steps is easy to pull carbamide."

    “……”

    Li Tiezhu is desperate. I really have nothing to do with this! Why are you so fierce?

    He doesn''t know. What''s more desperate is the drug lords in the Mosco Valley... It''s called a chicken flying dog jumping in the last month, NIMA! It''s more powerful than the official Army of Mexico. There are all kinds of armored vehicles, UAVs, and small missiles on UAVs... Many big guys sit in the car and walk away.

    The Mexican police were also very desperate because the big man named Odin came to Leyland county to lecture. Well, the newly changed county name. Odin asked the police to practice to maintain law and order. They were not allowed to collude with drug lords, let alone bully the people.

    Violators are found and dealt with together. If the whole bureau is rotten, they will be dealt with together. The director wipes sweat and takes small records during the whole process.

    Odin is disappointed with them. Don''t you... Believe in light?

    Early the next morning, Zhao Liya led Yang Mi and onana, and brought their lucky draw, a table and a bottle of red wine.

    Today''s work is very easy. When the pottery is dry, it can be fired. Do some more while burning.

    Black waer didn''t enter the painting this time, because he didn''t need translation, he was a little sad.

    When the end comes, do you want to take these women to Leyland? A little too many! Song must take it with him, and lengba must save it. Others are in trouble... Who knows if it''s time?

    If you can''t, let brother letlan help find it and spend some money to hold a beauty contest or something.

    well! I''m a genius!

    So the black child took out a small book and wrote it down, and drew five little suns.

    Another day, Li Tiezhu took everyone to repair the house and made the bamboo shed more exquisite. He bought a plastic cloth with points, covered the donkey shed and left only one door. After all, Li Tiezhu and Nie Yao lived in the tree house the night before. It was sour

    After seeing off Yang Mi and onana in the afternoon, the program team had a day off and worked for 12 consecutive days. Everyone was tired.

    All the staff went to the town hotel for a rest day.

    ……

    "Stupid enemy! My feet hurt..."

    "What''s the pain? Look at those children. They are a little older than you. How fast do they run with their schoolbags?"

    "But my bag is bigger than them!"

    "A little bigger!"

    The pheasant skimmed his mouth, and his son''s backpack was really a little big... Because it was the pheasant''s backpack, he was tired of climbing the mountain, so he asked him to help share it.

    With a big bag on his back, he leaned forward and his face was close to the ground.

    "Why not take a car..."

    "What kind of car do you take? When your godfather was a child, he used to walk. Where can I have a car? Don''t you worship him? He can walk. Why can''t you?"

    "Because Godfather said his father would climb the mountain with him..."

    "Er..."

    It''s true that Li Fugui doted on Li Tiezhu since childhood. He often carried things up and down, and didn''t let him help carry things unless Li Tiezhu strongly asked for help.

    Finally, the father and son climbed the mountain, came to the station of the program group, drank some water and began to draw prizes.

    Party A Wang said, "why don''t you come first?"

    Clip excrement to climb son to nod: "good!"

    Pheasant: "you smoke well. This is a gift for your Godfather. If it''s too bad, you''re willing to take it out... Er, it''s OK. Just try to be strong!"

    Shit crawling got it... The primitive home is fully powered on.

    1% probability.

    Wang Party A was stunned. He didn''t want anyone to win this at all.

    The pheasant also went up and turned the lottery plate. Soon, the result came out... Two potatoes.

    20% probability.

    Crawling with excrement looked at the old enemy: "hey..."

    Pheasant: "so what? So what? The enemy deliberately smoked this. I want to tell you that life is like this. Things are changeable. There is no reason. Good luck always..."

    Crawling with excrement: "stay the enemy, let''s go! I believe it."

    Pheasant: "

    Led by the staff, they walked to the bamboo shed on the edge of Nianzi cliff.

    Pheasant: "Hey! Are you perfunctory? Even if I get the worst, I''m still your enemy..."

    "I believe it! Because I believe in light, biubiubiubiu ~"

    (there are only one thousand and five thousand words today.)