Earthy Superstar
Chapter 823
(the previous chapter was 839, wrong)
After installing the air conditioner, Li Tiezhu gave water to the air conditioner masters.
The pheasant chatted with the air conditioner master: "master, what do you do?"
The two air-conditioning masters looked at each other, looked back at the newly installed air-conditioning in the classroom, and showed their expression of doubt about life. Yes, what do we do? Is it electric welding?
"Stupid enemy, I guess they install air conditioners."
The pheasant knocked on his skull: "ah... Yes, I was infected by Li Tiezhu."
After the eighth episode was recorded, pheasants and dung crawlers left. There came a big guy, Hollywood movie king uncle Guo and Jason stanson.
Li Tiezhu took him digging mud and burning red bricks all day, which made him tired and bald.
At six o''clock the next morning, he shouted to Uncle Jason and taught him to dig the field. He tossed until he left at five o''clock in the afternoon. Zhao Liya sent him lunch to eat on the ridge.
In one day, Taida earned 150 yuan for the primitive family. The reason for the discount is that Taitian''s standard is worrying and its efficiency is low.
During the interview, Jason stanson sat barefoot on the ridge and panted:
"This is a special experience. You know, this trip is completely out of my life. I mean... It''s too difficult! I never knew that I could make bricks like this. It''s so primitive, simple and boring, but it''s full of wisdom and strength. Yes, human physical strength. As for tuotian, it''s more like a technical job. Cows are obedient, but It''s still very difficult for me. In short... Everything is over. Thank Ian Pella for helping me, but I don''t want to come to this program again, ha ha... "
Uncle Jason''s last shot was sleeping on the seat. He couldn''t wake up.
The barrage said that Li Tiezhu was an animal:
"Why is it delicious and fun to climb with shit?"
"And Yaxing creates music. When my uncle Guo comes, you use him as an animal?"
"Is this hell mode?"
"My uncle was tired and vomited."
"I''m tired and bald!"
"Ha ha ha..."
"Uncle said he would never come again. He died of laughter."
"Felt deep malice."
"To tell you the truth, little plum and other artists are very relaxed when they come, Guo Da..."
"Did Uncle Guo offend Li Tiezhu?"
"Probably same-sex repulsion? They are all action stars."
When interviewed by the program group, Li Tiezhu said:
"That''s different. All the people who come to this program are ordinary artists. How can they suffer? Uncle Jason is different. He''s a tough guy! Action star! I like his movies very much. His physique and muscles are... Stronger than Wu Jing. He can beat ten like my master. Burning brick fields is not a piece of cake for him. How can we look down on him because he''s old What about him? Of course, let him have a full life in these two days. He must want to learn something when he comes to this program... "
Bullet screen comments are also unable to make complaints about it. It is just a silent, uniform brush pattern, which shows the praise.
In the tenth issue, the guests are Uncle Yu Qian and Guo gangde. The real uncle Guo is coming.
Li Tiezhu asked two old men to build walls with cement. They were going to build the kitchen. Their kitchen now has only one stove.
Good guy, Mr. Guo built one meter two below, which is too high to reach. Mr. Yu built one meter two to two meters four above, which is very efficient. While building the wall, he also talked about crosstalk, which made Nie Yao and Zhao Liya giggle. Oh, Huo laughed. Li Tiezhu and donkey were trying to move bricks, but they didn''t listen.
The two old men talked all morning and stopped talking in the afternoon. They had low back pain and lung pain.
The sun was slanting to the West. Mr. Guo squatted next to the bamboo shed with his dog in his arms. His legs and stomach were still shaking. He bared his teeth and said, "dog! Your master is inhuman... You really treat people as donkeys!"
Yu Qian drank sorghum wine in the next shed: "Oh! There is no donkey with such short legs."
Guo gangde was stunned. He looked at himself and the donkey eating grass not far away. For a time, he had mixed feelings, but he couldn''t say.
Li Tiezhu is killing ducks. The prize drawn by teacher Guo is ready to kill the old duck soup with sour radish in the evening. At this time, he relieved Mr. Guo and said:
"He said nonsense. Don''t be afraid, Mr. Guo. There are also short legged donkeys."
Yu Qian looked at Guo gangde: "Oh! I''m clumsy. I didn''t recognize it."
Guo gangde: "you don''t live?"
Li Tiezhu pulled out the duck feathers and said, "don''t be angry, Mr. Guo. I don''t mean you''re a donkey. I mean you''re not like a donkey."
Yu Qian: "yes! It''s really different, so I didn''t recognize it."
Li Tiezhu: "yes, so I''ll explain it to Mr. Guo."
Guo gangde looked at Li Tiezhu: "then... Do I have to thank you?"
Yu Qian took another sip of wine: "Hey! That''s not necessary. Iron pillar knows donkey better than me, do you understand?"
Guo gangde: "I don''t understand."
Yu Qian pointed to the donkey eating grass and said, "don''t humble yourself. The donkey doesn''t understand."
"Wow, you deceive people too much!"
Guo gangde jumped up, five centimeters off the ground, barked and threw a dog at Yu Qian.
"Ow ~"
Oh, I''m stupid. Why did you fly?
This is... To God?
Yu Qian quickly caught Oh Huo with one hand: "what are you doing? Tiger poison doesn''t eat children!"
Guo gangde rolled up his sleeves.
Yu Qian stood up and said, "why do you want to fight?"
Guo gangde: "no! I''ll cut the radish."
Yu Qian sat back with the dog in his arms and said to the donkey not far away, "see? Learn, can you cut radishes? You know how to eat..."
Zhao Liya and Nie Yao hide far away and laugh. One is burning a fire and the other is washing vegetables.
Li Tiezhu smiled. Mr. donkey has been holding it for too long. He is trying his best to revenge here.
The barrage laughed wildly:
"Ha ha ha ha..."
"I laugh at all my shit."
"What is this tiger wolf line?"
"The whole elite of Chinese crosstalk is here."
"It''s not better than Yunde society?"
"Donkey teacher perfect revenge."
"It is said that these are the only two who can stand against Guo gangde in the whole circle."
"What a poor little black fat man."
"Only Uncle Li Fengchang can stand against Li Tiezhu."
"Are you talking about Daniel or calf?"
"Guo gangde cursed and threw a dog at you."
"Dog: it''s like flying ~"
"Why can you send voice?"
"The donkey doesn''t know, ha ha ha!"
"Cutting radish is OK?"
After cutting the sour radish, Guo gangde came out with a kitchen knife and said, "elder martial brother, ask you something."
Yu Qian: "you say."
"Do you say there are short legged donkeys in the world?"
"That should not be."
"Do you have a hot donkey?"
"If you have to scald it, you can probably do it."
"Ah! Then I won''t be confused. Elder martial brother knows more."
"Nonsense, you have a knife. Can''t I understand it? Even if you ask me about relativistic quantum mechanics, I have to understand it!"
"You are so knowledgeable."
Holding the truth in his hand, Guo gangde pulled a knife flower and almost cut himself to death. He was startled. He stopped pulling it and walked eight steps to Li Tiezhu who pulled out the duck feather. At this time, uncle Guo was refreshed, his waist was not sour, his legs were not painful, and he felt that he could climb ten trees at one go.
"Li Tiezhu!"
"Why?"
Li Tiezhu pulled out the duck''s feathers almost, took up the axe and looked at Uncle Guo innocently.
Uncle Guo looked at the axe and his kitchen knife and smiled, "what... Is there anything else to cut after the radish is cut?"
Li Tiezhu: "ah! Shredded potatoes."
Uncle Guo: "bang! Wrap it on me!"
Yu Qian was so happy that he almost choked when he drank. Then, he poured a small mouthful into his mouth, and ran away. He ran out of several fields in one breath. The speed was almost taking off.
Zhao Liya: "what''s the matter? Oh, what''s the matter?"
Yu Qian: "ha ha! Wine is a good thing. It can stimulate the dog''s physical potential. Look how happy it is."
Zhao Liya took the smoking tongs and said, "do you want a perm?"
Dare to bully my dog?
Yu Qian: "no, I''ll have a cigarette. You''re busy!"
Li Tiezhu took an axe to chop several wooden branches and lit them. He burned the appearance of the ducks with a flame. Then he began to chop the ducks with an axe for cooking, making a noise.
When Nie Yao finished washing the dishes and was ready to cut them, he saw that Mr. Guo had cut them. He said curiously, "Mr. Guo, can you cut shredded potatoes, too?"
Guo gangde: "nonsense, he has an axe. Can I cut it?"
Nie Yao smiled a little low and burst out laughing.
The dinner was very rich. The electric light was connected in the shed, and the small bamboo table could hardly hold so many dishes. Sour radish duck soup, stewed rice with taro, shredded potatoes with green pepper, crispy peanuts, braised pork with bamboo shoots, stewed hoof flowers with soybeans, fried snails.
Well, the snail was picked up by Li Tiezhu in the field when the fake uncle Guo was in the field yesterday.
It''s a pity that uncle Guo left yesterday and didn''t eat. Today, he cooked it for another real uncle Guo, which can be regarded as letting uncle Guo rest in peace... No, he got what he wanted.
Barrage:
"Ho! This table..."
"Jason stanson: are you polite?"
"Hahaha..."
"Guo gangde ate the snails picked up by Guo Dadian."
"Although Lao Guo and uncle Yu work a lot, they eat well!"
"There is no harm without comparison."
Teacher Yu is most satisfied with these dishes. The wine is good.
Guo gangde finished two bowls of potato stewed rice first, and then began to eat vegetables slowly when he was full. He was really tired today. He really didn''t expect Li Tiezhu to be so cruel and let him move bricks and build walls.
Nie Yao and Li Tiezhu are drinking and chatting with Uncle Yu.
Guo gangde chewed a small pig''s hoof, burped, threw the bone to Oh Huo, and sighed, "I knew I wouldn''t come."
Li Tiezhu: "the contracts have been signed..."
Yu Qian said, "well, no, it was our disciples, Qin Tao and Yue Yupeng, who signed the contract. As soon as we heard that they were coming to have a big meal, we thought about the busy work of the children. Don''t come back and forth. We said to come for them. The program team was also very happy. They were also very moved."
Li Tiezhu: "dare to move? I''m afraid I dare not move."
Yu Qian: "one meaning!"
Guo gangde: "I''m really tired today. Don''t work tomorrow? The kitchen wall has been built for you."
Li Tiezhu said, "build another roof and catch eels in the pond in the afternoon? The water is very shallow, less than half a meter."
Yu Qian: "it''s too dangerous. Don''t drown the horn later."
Guo gangde: "