EVOLVED BY INTIMACY: My Harem Beasts Want Me Dead ( and in Bed)
Chapter 5: The Elf Girl Who Stole My Underwear (And My Heart?)
CHAPTER 5: CHAPTER 5: THE ELF GIRL WHO STOLE MY UNDERWEAR (AND MY HEART?)
A crisp dawn crept over the forest clearing where Jemil and his harem slept—five people, three beast girls, and one still-dazed tamer cocooned in chaos.
Grahla was snoring audibly. Lyra’s tail flicked in dream-induced fire patterns. And Sylfa... well, her vines were tangled all over Jemil like a botanical spaghetti.
He looked over at the overshadowed underbrush and groaned. "Can it not be another giant girl this time?"
Lyra cracked an eyelid open. "Trust me. If it’s giant, I’m leaving."
[System Alert: New Beast Aura Detected—lighter, smaller, and mischievous.]
Jemil rubbed his temples. "Great."
A rustle. A giggle.
A petite figure stepped into the clearing, barefoot and brimming with arrogance.
She was slender and graceful, with pointed ears and pale lavender hair that flowed like moonlight. Her eyes were sharp, mischief-filled emerald orbs. Her skin shimmered faintly with faint magical runes—and she was clearly delighted to break into their camp.
"Good morning deeply disorganized harem," the elf chimed. "I noticed your laundry service is lax."
Jemil frowned. "Uh... good morning? Sorry?"
Sylfa untangled herself and whispered in his ear, "She’s talking about your underwear."
Jemil froze. "What now?"
The elf gracefully moved closer, head tilted as if inspecting some new plaything. She plucked something from under Jemil’s cloak and held it up: his underwear. They had a silly print. Jemil’s underwear were now proudly displayed in front of three beast girls.
"What in the world?" Jemil demanded.
"There’s a prophecy," the elf said dramatically. "Something about the ’chosen tamer with mismatched underwear’ freeing—or dooming—the world."
Lyra snorted. "That might have been one of your bedtime stories."
"She’s laughing at me already," Jemil muttered.
She flung the underwear over her shoulder. "Anyway. I’m Aelira, Moon Elf Rogue. I came to steal your mana, but I might also steal your heart."
[New Beast Discovery: Aelira, the Elusive Elf Rogue]
[Rank: C‑]
[Mood: Mischievous, hungry for power, flirtatious.]
[Bonding Potential: High—but tricky.]
[Warning: Special Stealth Bonding Mechanic Detected—requires teasing and chase.]
Jemil coughed. "You just... stole my underwear and manhandled my delicate sense of dignity. Hi?"
Aelira flashed a grin. "If you catch me, I might return them. Maybe."
Jemil shot a desperate look at his beast girls.
Lyra glared. "Get her."
Sylfa smirked. "This will be fun."
Grahla flexed her horns. "I squish rogue!"
And then the chase was on.
Lesson in Booty (and Bonding)
Aelira danced through the trees, giggling whenever one of the beasts got close. She left illusions, vines tangled around her own feet to distract Sylfa, and ice slicks behind her to slow Grahla.
Jemil attempted to intervene: "Guys—can we try catching her without breaking necks?"
Lyra huffed. "She’s asking for it."
Sylfa giggled and twirled around a vine. "She’s cute when she’s tricky."
Grahla charged too early. Aelira sidestepped gracefully and dipped under her horn. Grahla ended up slamming into a tree.
[Bond Break Risk: High—if you don’t manage this chase, her opinion drops by 20%.]
Jemil took a deep breath. "I’ll try... but she’s fast."
A spark flickered across his palm. Using Flame Lash, Lyra shot a tether to snag Aelira’s cloak—but she ducked. Then Vine Lure from Sylfa tried to entangle her boots—but a tightroll and dash avoided it. Then Grahla’s uproarious roar knocked a swarm of birds into the sky—scaring Aelira a little.
She laughed. "Very bold. But you’re still chasing shadows, tamer."
Unexpected Turning Point
As Aelira leapt onto a low branch, Sylfa whispered, "What if... we stop chasing?"
Lyra cocked an eyebrow. "What? Let her go?"
Sylfa nodded. "Maybe she wants the chase. Maybe that builds excitement."
Jemil frowned. "Let her go? After she stole my underwear?"
Grahla grunted. "She’s not trying to kill him."
He made a decision—for better or worse.
"Stop chasing her. Let her chase us."
Lyra glared but relented. "Fine. This is your gamble."
[System Prompt: Social Bond Path Detected—Allow Aelira to initiate first contact to improve compatibility.]
The Stealth Bond
They carefully retreated into the clearing center, weapons holstered, beasts slightly tensed but silent.
Aelira paused, her grin widening. "Oh, playing coy? I like that."
She strolled forward, flipping the underwear gracefully. "You’re... almost mine."
Lyra growled. "Touch him and you die."
Sylfa stepped forward, vines twisting gently. "We’re giving you one chance."
Grahla stood behind Jemil like a mountain. "Don’t sneak behind me."
Aelira looked at all of them—then at Jemil. Her gaze softened.
"You tamer... you tamed fire and plant and bull brute. Why do you let... others decide how I meet you?"
Jemil swallowed. "I... I guess I didn’t know how to... approach."
Aelira’s smile melted from mischief into something warmer. She stepped close and dangled the underwear over Jemil’s chest. "I’ll give them back... if you let me try first."
Jemil swallowed again. "Fine."
She dropped them. He stepped forward to pick them up—and found her fingertips lingered on his palm. That... unexpected touch surged something inside him.
[Attempting Rogue Bond Sync...]
[Sensory Feedback: Warm flicker, curiosity. First blush triggered.]
The elf’s eyes softened. She even blushed slightly. "Maybe... you’re not just for show."
[Bond Level: 1 achieved—Aelira, the Elusive Elf Rogue]
[Trait Unlocked: Shadow Tease – can distract enemies or allies with seductive stealth.]
[Passive: +5% evasion for partnered beast party.]
That evening, around a small fire, Jemil found himself sitting beside four beast girls and an elf rogue—each with their own wild energy and tangled agendas.
Aelira sat quietly next to him, her head leaning on his shoulder, her fingers lightly brushing his back.
Lyra glared. Sylfa smiled. Grahla snorted... softly.
Jemil cleared his throat. "What now?"
Lyra smirked. "System says we’re at 4/5 beasts bonded."
Sylfa winked. "One more to go."
Grahla offered a content grunt of agreement.
Aelira looked up at him. "Group hug?"
✅ Final Call to Action:
🎯 The harem is almost complete—five beasts and counting.
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