In the future... At Fairy Tail guild.

    Dante: " I love you Mira??"

    Mira: "I love you more!??"

    Dante and Mira make out in front of Erza who is shocked beyond belief.

    "No how can this be!? Dante was suppose to be with me!" Erza angrily screams.

    "No Dante should be with me!" Cana drunkly yells.

    "No Dante should be with me!" Lisanna grabs Dante''s arms while he still kisses Mira and holds her slender waist.

    "No you are all wrong! That handsome boy belongs to me!" Ultear grabs Dante on the shoulders and her massive t?ts jiggle everywhere in her skin-tight s?xy white bodysuit.

    "No Juvia wants Dante!" Juvia splashes water on everyone''s faces.

    "No I want Dante to train with me!" Natsu exclaims with his fist raised mightily in the air.

    "Shut the fu?k up Natsu." Dante said.

    The End

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