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Global Evolution: I Super Double Up on my evolution

Chapter 200 - 120 This Sister is Useless! Remake!_1

Author: Bamboo City's Little Overlord
updatedAt: 2025-09-14

CHAPTER 200: CHAPTER 120 THIS SISTER IS USELESS! REMAKE!_1

"You... how come you suddenly woke up?"

Looking at Su Yan, who had sprung up from the ground and pinned her against the cave wall with lightning speed, confusion was clear in the female anchor’s eyes.

You should know, the floral scent I just released is extremely toxic. Although it doesn’t affect Yin entities much, when it comes to poisoning people, it never misses. The toxicity is so strong that even Epic Level Creatures might not be able to withstand it. And the young man in front of me, his Creature Level clearly couldn’t possibly be at the Epic level. What in the world is going on?

Seeing the puzzled look on the female anchor’s face, Su Yan chuckled and said, "I didn’t suddenly wake up; I never passed out in the first place."

Hearing Su Yan say this, the female anchor grew even more confused. She raised her doubts again, "Impossible! That’s a floral poison not even Epic Level Creatures can necessarily withstand. How do you resist it?"

Upon hearing this, Su Yan shamelessly replied, "Of course, it’s because I’m handsome."

The female anchor was speechless.

After hearing Su Yan’s response, the female anchor rolled her eyes. She didn’t want to speak, thinking he wasn’t serious at all.

Since time was limited, Su Yan didn’t continue joking around with the female anchor. Instead, his expression turned a bit more serious and solemn as he looked at her and said, "I know you’re curious as to why I’m immune to the floral poison. I can satisfy your curiosity, but on the condition that you also satisfy mine."

The female anchor blinked, her voice pleasant, "What do you want to know? My measurements? Or what color I’m wearing under my clothes?"

"But little brother... I can satisfy those curiosities for you at any time; there’s really no need for you to make a deal with me."

The female anchor’s voice grew more coquettish, so much that Su Yan felt like hitting someone at one point. Fortunately, he held back, though he couldn’t help thinking, Does this woman have a hole in her brain? Who would care about her measurements? Can you eat them?

After grumbling internally for a moment, Su Yan said, "I want to know who you are, and what’s the deal with this Mirror World."

The female anchor arched her beautiful eyebrows and promptly said, "Alright, no problem. But first, you have to tell me why you’re immune to the floral poison, then I’ll answer your questions."

"What if you don’t keep your word?"

"Impossible! I, Xu Xinyi, am the most trustworthy person in the world. I swear, if I lie to you, I’ll warm your bed for the rest of my life!"

"Heh, just say you’re lusting after my body."

Su Yan unhesitatingly exposed the female anchor’s little scheme, completely disregarding her reserve. Then, satisfying her curiosity, he said, "The reason I’m immune to the floral poison is because I grew up eating arsenic from golden lotuses. My Poison Resistance is maxed out."

"Huh?"

The female anchor was a bit stunned. Arsenic from golden lotuses? What kind of lousy excuse is that? Could you get any faker?

Su Yan didn’t care whether the female anchor believed him or not. After speaking, he directly asked her, "Alright, I’ve satisfied your curiosity. Now it’s your turn."

The female anchor gave a sly smile and said, "I was just playing with you. I’m not going to tell you."

After hearing the female anchor’s reply, Su Yan’s expression remained unchanged. This was all within his expectations; he had never believed she would keep her promise. He looked at the female anchor expressionlessly and said flatly, "If you won’t tell me, then I’ll have to resort to using medicated oil."

"Medicated... oil?"

Hearing the words "medicated oil," the female anchor’s delicate body trembled visibly. But it was just a tremble. She soon burst into laughter. "Although I’m very scared of medicated oil, the ’me’ in your arms right now... is just a Paper Human, HA HA HA!"

"Paper Human?"

Su Yan frowned. Then, the next moment, the female anchor in his arms turned wooden and began to bizarrely paperize. In less than two seconds, her whole body stiffened and lost all signs of life.

Looks like she really turned into a Paper Human... Thinking this, Su Yan pinched a fleshy part of the female anchor, but the sensation was like touching paper. It seemed the female anchor hadn’t lied; the one in his arms at this moment was indeed just a Paper Human.

But to be fair, this Paper Human looks so realistic. It feels like it could be used as a doll.

"You filthy rogue! Where did you pinch the Paper Human just now? If you dare, pinch the real me!"

The Paper Human in Su Yan’s arms suddenly spoke. Her voice sounded both shy and angry, but upon closer listen, a hint of excitement could be detected.

Upon this, Su Yan couldn’t help but think, This woman is truly shameless, completely beyond saving.

After muttering to himself, Su Yan looked at the Paper Human and said, "Your body’s all stiff, yet you can still talk. This Paper Human of yours is something special."

The female anchor, upon hearing this, immediately huffed proudly, "Humph! I’m a Paper Taoist!"

Although the Paper Human had paperized, the female anchor could still control it to speak because a thread of her spirit was still attached to it.

Su Yan found this Paper Human quite miraculous and decided to claim it for himself, saying, "Then I’ll thank the Paper Taoist. I won’t stand on ceremony with this Paper Human of yours."

Upon hearing this, the female anchor thought, This is bad! Something big is about to happen! This young man probably wants to take my Paper Human away and do some naughty things with it!

With this thought, the female anchor immediately cried out to stop him, "What are you trying to do? I’m warning you! You’re not allowed to do unspeakable things to my Paper Human! If you want something, come for me directly!"

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