CHAPTER 217: CHAPTER 126: COURTING DEATH LIKE CRAZY! LITTLE NINE FOX’S REVENGE!_2

However, after searching high and low, he came up empty-handed, not finding the tutorial he wanted.

It seemed this Skill had a certain level of confidentiality and wasn’t openly available for public learning.

In the end, with no other option, Su Yan could only contact the forum user from the post.

He sent a reply, "Boss, do you have an Essence Blood Positioning tutorial? Willing to pay!"

Very quickly, the forum user responded, "Contact details have been sent via private message. Add me on Feixin to discuss in detail."

Upon seeing this reply, Su Yan immediately opened his private messages on the forum and found the contact information the user had sent:

Feixin ID: syq797666

Following the ID in the private message, Su Yan added the other party on Feixin, only to discover they were already Feixin friends.

It was the former student council president of South River University. She was also the intern principal at Luo City Number One High School—a senior sister named Song Yuqin, who was, to put it bluntly, as well-endowed as a dairy cow.

Rumor had it that after graduating from South River University just half a month prior, she had officially taken on the role, becoming the youngest full-time principal in the history of Luo City Number One High School.

Su Yan hadn’t expected such a coincidence and immediately sent Song Yuqin a message.

Su Something messaged, "President Song, are you asleep?"

Song Yuqin replied, "Not yet. What respectable person goes to bed this early?!"

Su Something typed, "To be honest, I’ve always thought you were rather unconventional, President Song."

Song Yuqin retorted, "If you’re so good at talking, then say more. You should write a book! Angry.jpg"

Su Something sent back, "That’s exactly what I was thinking."

Song Yuqin: "..."

Song Yuqin then typed, "Su Yan, you’re not going to find a girlfriend acting like this."

Su Something replied, "President Song, you might not believe this, but I’m already two-timing."

Song Yuqin shot back, "You utter scumbag! I, Song Yuqin, despise scumbags more than anything!"

She quickly added, "By the way, a friend asked me to ask you: would you mind having three girlfriends?"

Su Something responded, "???"

"A friend asked me to ask," my foot! This woman is definitely up to no good... She’s probably just a lustful wench after my body...

Su Yan complained inwardly. Soon after, Song Yuqin sent another message.

Song Yuqin asked, "Junior, what do you want, coming to your senior sister in the middle of the night like this?"

She followed up with, "Could it be you want some deep, late-night conversation to, you know, enhance our relationship?"

Su Something replied, "That’s about the gist of it. AwkwardLaugh.jpg"

Song Yuqin typed, "Stop with that cringey sweating emoji; it’s kinda gross. Also, don’t call me President Song—it sounds so old. You’d better call me Senior Sister Song."

Heh... "Senior Sister Song," she says. As if calling her that means I’m all hers for the taking.

Su Yan muttered internally, then finally got to the point.

Su Something messaged, "Senior Sister, you might find this hard to believe, but I’m the one who asked you for the Essence Blood Positioning tutorial in the forum post earlier."

Song Yuqin exclaimed, "Ah? What a coincidence!"

Su Something agreed, "Indeed, quite a coincidence. I didn’t expect Senior Sister to enjoy surfing the web late at night too."

Song Yuqin typed, "Hehe, since it’s such a coincidence, it must mean we’re fated to meet, Junior."

She then proposed, "How about this, Junior: if you want to learn Essence Blood Positioning, just come over to my place when you’re free. I’ll give you one-on-one instruction, okay?"

Su Something replied, "Senior Sister, that might not work for me. I’m rather busy lately."

He then asked, "Do you happen to have any video tutorials on the subject? If so, could you send me a copy?"

Song Yuqin advised, "Junior, learning from a video isn’t very effective. It’s better if your senior sister teaches you directly."

Su Something insisted, "Senior Sister, I really don’t have the time."

Song Yuqin replied, "That’s okay, we can pick another day. Your senior sister has plenty of time, you know."

Seeing this, Su Yan was rendered speechless. Why did these women act so aggressively toward him, as if they wanted to devour him? Could it be because I recently Devoured too many Succubus Soul Beads and my Charm increased too much? The thought troubled him. It seems that sometimes, being too handsome and having too much Charm isn’t necessarily a good thing.

After a moment of narcissistic reflection, Su Yan started to reply to Song Yuqin.

Su Something messaged, "Senior Sister, please just send me the video tutorial. I’ll treat you to a meal sometime to make up for it; you can pick the place."

Song Yuqin conceded, "Alright then. I’ll look for it on my computer and email it to you once I’ve organized it."

Su Something quickly replied, "Thanks so much, Senior Sister! You’re a huge help. Here’s my email: [email protected]."

Song Yuqin confirmed, "Mhm, got it."

Noticing Su Yan constantly looking down at his phone, Jiu Li, who was on the bed, felt neglected and couldn’t help but start acting provocatively again.

With hazy, desirous eyes, she looked at Su Yan sitting on the edge of the bed and said in a soft, alluring voice, "Master, the night is long and vast. Isn’t it boring to sit alone playing with your phone? Why don’t you play a game with Jiu Li instead?"

Hearing her, Su Yan glanced at Jiu Li and glared. "Acting up again, are we? Feeling unwell, is that it? Do you want me to force you to drink hot water?"

"Master, Jiu Li doesn’t like drinking hot water. Jiu Li prefers to drink soy..."

Before Jiu Li could finish, Su Yan unleashed his Creature Pressure, pinning her to the bed, immobilizing her to prevent her incessant babbling.

Pinned firmly to the bed, unable to move her body or even make a sound, Jiu Li was so frustrated she felt like hitting someone. She kept cursing Su Yan internally: What a clueless, insensitive jerk! He’d never find a girlfriend, destined to be alone forever, a lifelong bachelor!

BZZZT!

Just then, the phone in Su Yan’s hand began to vibrate violently.

He opened it to find that Song Yuqin had sent him a folder via email.

He downloaded and opened it. There it was—the coveted video tutorial for Essence Blood Positioning.

As Su Yan played the video, he said to Jiu Li behind him, "Just lie on the bed and amuse yourself. Don’t disturb me, or I’ll keep you pinned down all night."