Chapter 338 - 167: Jiu Li Breaks into the Master’s Room at Night!_2 - Global Evolution: I Super Double Up on my evolution - NovelsTime

Global Evolution: I Super Double Up on my evolution

Chapter 338 - 167: Jiu Li Breaks into the Master’s Room at Night!_2

Author: Bamboo City's Little Overlord
updatedAt: 2025-11-05

CHAPTER 338: CHAPTER 167: JIU LI BREAKS INTO THE MASTER’S ROOM AT NIGHT!_2

My master is really being too argumentative, isn’t he? Damn it! He’s so good at arguing! Why doesn’t he go to a construction site and carry poles? Staying at Jing University to study Evolutionary Sciences is truly beneath his capabilities.

After grumbling internally for a bit, Jiu Li calmed her emotions slightly and then outright started making a scene, declaring, "I don’t care, the phone simply has unlimited battery life! Are you going to choose me or the phone?"

"Um, let me ask one more thing. Is this phone’s brand Snowpear or March?" Su Yan ignored the battery life question and instead asked about the phone’s brand.

Upon hearing this, Jiu Li felt like an idiot. She couldn’t help but twitch the corners of her mouth slightly before saying with a disgruntled expression, "It’s Snowpear brand!"

"Then there’s no way I can choose, because I really don’t like using Snowpear phones," Su Yan said, helplessly shrugging his shoulders. His facial expression made it look like he was thinking, *You’re deliberately trying to make things difficult for me.*

Stupid argumentative jerk! Stupid straight man! Stupid, stupid!

The issue of the phone’s battery life had been hard enough to deal with, and then the brand issue was brought up. This really pissed Jiu Li off. Anger made her chest heave continuously as she madly cursed her argumentative master in her mind.

After calming down a bit more, Jiu Li’s face fell into a deep scowl as she said, "Since you don’t like Snowpear phones, then I’ll change it to a March phone. Is it finally acceptable now? Sir, please make your choice!" Jiu Li urged impatiently once again.

To be honest, if this torture continues, I feel like I’ll eventually be broken by my master. After all, being argued with like this by such an argumentative person... anyone would find it unbearable!

Hearing that the phone would be changed to March, Su Yan shook his head again and said, "Still no good. I’m very patriotic; I couldn’t possibly use a March phone."

As he said this, Su Yan’s expression looked utterly helpless, as if to say, It’s not that I’m being argumentative, but the options you’re giving me are impossible to choose. This whole question is unfair.

Damn it all...! Jiu Li’s face went completely dark.

Does my master have some kind of problem? He must be in the terminal stage of ’straight man syndrome’ combined with ’contrarian syndrome’—the kind that’s completely beyond saving. Otherwise, why would asking him a simple question be so difficult? she thought.

After a round of internal complaints, Jiu Li took a deep breath, then gave her master a sidelong glare and said, "Sir, I beg you, please stop arguing. If you keep this up, your arguments are going to be the death of me. Let’s just say the phone not only comes with unlimited battery life but it’s also your favorite brand. Now you can definitely make a choice, right?"

Having said that, Jiu Li watched Su Yan closely, silently waiting for him to make a decision.

I’m watching you...

"Hmm, now I can choose..." Under Jiu Li’s intense gaze, Su Yan nodded as if satisfied. And as usual, he continued, "The phone is fine now, but I think there’s still something not quite right with you. I want to ask, when you’re with me, will you cause trouble? If you’re going to cause trouble, then I can’t choose any of the options in this question."

Time and again, Su Yan found another point to argue about and began to mercilessly torment the pitiful Jiu Li with his arguments.

"Aaah, I’m going crazy!" Jiu Li, driven mad by Su Yan’s relentless arguing, felt her frail body might just break from the strain.

What kind of person is this? How can anyone argue so much? This damn well has to be intentional!

At that moment, Jiu Li began to suspect that her master was intentionally picking a fight with her. After all, with his malicious personality, he’s fully capable of such an infuriating act. But then again, as the old saying goes, I suspect it’s deliberate, but I have no proof...

The more Jiu Li thought about it, the angrier she got. The more she stewed, the closer she felt to snapping. But it couldn’t be helped. After all, I can’t beat him in a fight, nor can I out-argue him.

So in the end, she could only forcibly suppress her frustrations and say, "I won’t cause trouble, I’ll only keep your bed warm!" Jiu Li’s statement was made resolutely, wanting to quickly end the discussion and free herself.

"No causing trouble, just warming the bed..." After hearing this, Su Yan nodded and followed up with another question, "Then, will you wear stockings?"

Jiu Li gritted her teeth and endured as she said, "If you like them, I’ll wear them; if you don’t, I won’t! Just make your choice! Choose, choose, choose, choose, choose!" Jiu Li urged him on like a broken record.

Truth be told, at this moment, I feel like I’m nearing my limit. One more straw will break my back.

Unfortunately, Su Yan didn’t harbor any thoughts of pity for her. Instead, he spoke up again, asking, "So, you..."

However, before he could finish, Jiu Li, who was beside him, blew up. She threw out this line, "Take it or leave it! Go lock yourself in your dorm and be lonely until you’re old and grey; I don’t want to keep you company anyway!"

Having said that, Jiu Li stood up from the couch, puffing with rage, and strode into her boudoir in a huff, shutting herself away.

Leaving Su Yan behind, laughing hysterically.

"The Drooling Fox is sulking! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

"HAHA, HIC!"

"..."

As he laughed, Su Yan suddenly hiccuped. Then, everything seemed tasteless, and the laughter stopped, leaving a sense of emptiness.

Seeing that it was about time, he stood up from the couch and walked toward his room.

It was now midnight. With an hour or two before bed, he planned to go online and find some evolutionary videos to study. Ever since the summer vacation after his college entrance exam, he’d been watching videos every night to learn. This was to ensure he acquired adequate knowledge every day, so as not to return everything he learned to his teachers once the new semester started. After all, there was a lot to memorize in Evolutionary Sciences, and it was easy to forget if one didn’t keep up with it.

As for why he only watched videos instead of reading, it was because he was the type of person who would get sleepy as soon as he started reading a book; he found he could absorb information better by watching videos.

Walking into his room and climbing onto his bed, Su Yan pulled out his phone, which was constantly on the verge of collapse from heavy daily use but still holding strong. He then skillfully opened the browser and input the URL of a frequently visited website.

[Website: Mysterious Study Network]

[Category: Jiuzhou, Whale Country, Kimchi country, Tuit country...]

[Selection: Whale Country]

Su Yan did not hesitate to choose Whale Country. During the past two months of summer vacation, he had watched the teaching videos of each major evolutionary nation. Among them, he felt that the ones from Whale Country were the most professional. They were engaging and lively. Especially their instructors, all of whom were young and beautiful girls. The most crucial part was their dedication, which greatly facilitated the students’ rapid learning. This was recognized worldwide, not just a personal preference of Su Yan.

[Instructors: Asuka Kirika, Ozama Riaz, Ohashi Mijiu, Mountain Dark Bud...]

[Selection: Mountain Dark Bud]

After choosing the instructor, Su Yan began his intense nightly study routine.

Truth be told, he really wanted to engage in a deeper discussion with this exceptionally capable evolution instructor. Unfortunately, she was in Whale Country, which was too far away. Otherwise, there would have been a chance for a thorough exchange of knowledge.

Sigh! In the end, it’s still out of reach... Su Yan sighed inwardly and then continued to bury himself under his blanket for non-stop, high-intensity learning.

Studying is always enjoyable, and enjoyable times fly by quickly. Before he knew it, it was already two in the morning. By that time, Su Yan, under the covers, was already feeling overwhelmed by his studies.

Upon this, without a second thought, he decisively put down his phone, lay back, and went to sleep to prevent himself from accidentally dying from overwork. After all, studying is important, but life is even more so.

Usually, Su Yan could study until five in the morning and not feel sleepy. After all, he was now a powerful Legendary Level creature, and his need for sleep was drastically reduced. Three hours of sleep each day was already more than sufficient.

However, he had been up since 7 AM the previous day without a moment’s rest. He had even been thoroughly drained by Jiu Li’s eager attentions. So, he found himself overwhelmingly sleepy at two in the morning and couldn’t resist the urge to sleep.

CLICK.

Suddenly, the door to his room opened.

Su Yan slightly opened one eye and looked discreetly towards the door. Soon, a lovely figure appeared in his sight—none other than Jiu Li, his cohabitant of a long time.

Novel