Chapter 1209: Chapter 697

Recently, I joined an amusing group chat. It has over ten thousand people, all very talented, with pleasant voices, and they love to gossip.

Hmm, the group chat’s technical support was adapted from Pig God’s boss’s chat group, specially set up with talents from the Reincarnation Hall’s high-level players.

Among them, a few talents, relying on their Taiyin Golden Immortal cultivation level, eavesdropped around Guan River Mouth for dozens of days.

To successfully eavesdrop, these talents displayed great skill, sometimes luring away the barks-at-heaven dog, teasing this dumb mutt around the streets.

At least they got chased by the barks-at-heaven dog through dozens of Penglai East Roads to the South Heavenly Gate on Heavenly Street.

Some talents even used a canine beauty plan, collecting over a hundred colorful pretty female dog demons, nearly breaking the barks-at-heaven dog’s back, almost draining his cultivation level and causing a fall in realm.

Out of this came hundreds of barks-at-heaven dog’s offspring, each born as an Immortal Dog with extraordinary bloodlines.

But knowing his mistakes, the barks-at-heaven dog realized that bringing so many pups back home would get him skinned alive by his master, just like when he failed to track Zixia Fairy and ended up as dog meat hotpot.

He’s got experience being made into dog hotpot!

Not to mention the dastardly deeds his master has done; there are barely any good people among the heavenly immortals, all hungry for his body, not just a few dozens!

The only consolation for the barks-at-heaven dog is that even if made into dog hotpot by those immortals, he would be sent into reincarnation, returning to the Beast Path, becoming a dog demon again, and given many Immortal Elixirs as benefits.

Otherwise, how did he, the barks-at-heaven dog, gain such cultivation?

So he had no choice but to tearfully hand over his pups to those talents eavesdropping for his master’s sake.

After all, the master daily cooed with Princess Long San, while he, the bachelor dog, devoured dog food, so he aimed to find a partner and to surpass his master.

Humph, his master only cared about daily affection, completely ignoring him, the lonely single dog!

Now, well, he, the barks-at-heaven dog, also has a family, over a hundred charming beauties, each a colorful female dog demon, driving him crazy.

Unlike his master, loving Princess Long San for so long yet not even conceiving a child.

Old Xi loved watching and listening to those talents’ video and voice messages.

Chen Sanzang and Old Xi, while driving the little tiger, played Erlang God’s videos and voice messages in their minds.

A mischievous system even directly greeted Erlang God and without hesitation, transmitted a video to him.

As for the video contents, naturally, segments recorded by those talents eavesdropping at Guan River Mouth~~.

Originally prepared to descend from the clouds to slaughter the tiger demon, Erlang God Thunder Strike was stunned, frozen in the clouds.

In just a moment, Erlang God Yang Jian flew into a rage, his crown burst with fury, and he swiftly pulled out the Three-pointed Double-edged Blade, blazing towards Guan River Mouth faster than a Somersault Cloud by three times.

The summer heat, it’s the perfect time for a tasty dog hotpot, a must to nourish his kidneys dried out by his wife!

As for those sneaky eavesdropping beasts, they must be hung and skinned, tortured for seventy-nine years before letting them go!

In Chen Sanzang’s Sea of Consciousness, a scene of Erlang God fleeing was playing.

Two unscrupulous guys had already burst into laughter.

As for whether Erlang God would catch those talents, well, better them than me; it’s better to let the great god go back and vent instead of exposing some actions.

Having driven Erlang God away, Chen Sanzang leisurely drove the little tiger forward, expanding his Taiyi Golden Immortal Level Divine Sense.

There’s nothing on the ground that can threaten him, but in the high sky, many Immortals and Gods are hiding.

Six Ding and Six Jia, Five Directions Jiedi, Four Value Officials, Eighteen Guardian Jialan.

“Tsk tsk, I’ve just started on the westward journey, and these Immortals have already come over, ready to pin us down to death.”

Tang Sanzang’s journey to the Western Heaven for scriptures is a big joke, entirely manipulated by the Immortals, Buddhas, Gods, and Ghosts, following their dictates throughout.

But for Chen Sanzang, destined to become the Namo Gatling Buddha, future leader of the Western Teaching, how could he let these guys control him?

“Old Xi, can you block all aura within a hundred-mile radius?”

“Sanzang, what are you planning?”

Although Six Ding and Six Jia, Five Directions Jiedi, Four Value Officials, Eighteen Guardian Jialan were well-hidden, they didn’t notice Chen Sanzang’s Taiyi Golden Immortal cultivation, mistaking him for just a Heavenly Immortal.

“These Six Ding and Six Jia, Five Directions Jiedi, Four Value Officials, Eighteen Guardian Jialan, a total of thirty-nine Immortal Buddha heads, none reaching Daluo Level, should we secretly transcend them all?”

Profound Immortals, True Immortals, and Golden Immortals are the strength of these Immortals and Buddha heads assigned to protect Chen Sanzang.

Supposed protection, but essentially monitoring Chen Sanzang for abnormalities or any incidents during the westward scripture journey, allowing their superiors to respond timely.

“I can conceal aura, but transcending them will just have someone else sent to monitor.”

“However many come, just as many heads will be sent; just right to elevate cultivation to the Taiyi Golden Immortal Peak.”