Chapter 148: Jiang Ran vs. the Joker — A Head-On Showdown - Great, It’s the Pervy Neighbor. We’re Doomed - NovelsTime

Great, It’s the Pervy Neighbor. We’re Doomed

Chapter 148: Jiang Ran vs. the Joker — A Head-On Showdown

Author: 吃人的妖怪
updatedAt: 2025-09-22

Domineering Female CEO: [Heh, she's actually a nationally renowned psychological doctor, and you're saying she's not skilled enough?]

Middle-aged Uncle: [Being nationally renowned doesn't necessarily mean truly capable, and even if she is capable, that's just at the national level.]

[The friend I asked has a son - his son became a psychiatry doctorate at a young age, plus he studied and worked abroad in America before returning! His son is actually a world-class authority in psychiatry! He only replied to me after consulting his son!!!]

The two of them proceeded to argue intensely.

Neither believed the other.

Fairy Sister: [Alright you two, stop arguing! There's no need to fight! Let's just assume these two personalities have a familial relationship, it's no big deal. Don't let this affect watching the live stream!]

...

Time passed quickly.

Before they knew it, evening had arrived at 5 o'clock.

The sky was gradually darkening.

Jiang Ran, sitting at the gambling table in the living room of Room 203, put down his phone. At this moment, his face was filled with furious rage.

"Stupid teammates! They totally screwed me over! If you were here beside me, I'd chop all your heads off and use them as soccer balls! Making me lose like that!"

After cursing for a while, he seemed to have vented his anger.

Jiang Ran returned to his previous childlike innocent smile, gripped the red fire axe, and walked to the bedroom door.

First, he pulled out the electrical wire he had run into the room.

Then he peered through the large hole chopped out by the fire axe and saw the clown inside the bedroom.

The clown remained in his previous posture, sitting cross-legged on the chair placed on the bed. It was evident he had been constantly adjusting his position.

He was almost unable to sit still any longer.

At this moment, Jiang Ran shouted loudly through the door:

"Clown, are you still not ready to come out and play with me?"

Inside the bedroom, when the electrical wire was submerged in water, the clown had actually extended one toe to test it.

The result was that as soon as it went in, an electric current surged up through his toe. Instantly, he felt his entire foot go numb.

Therefore, he knew that if Jiang Ran outside didn't remove the wire, he would eventually be unable to hold on, fall into the water, and either be electrocuted to death or shocked into idiocy.

Thus, during the several hours Jiang Ran spent gaming outside, he had considered two options.

First, since he lived on the second floor, he could simply use the chair to slowly move to the window and exit through the second-floor window.

With his physical skills, even if he accidentally slipped, the fall wouldn't kill him.

Second, he could find a way to cross the water and exit through the bedroom door, but this would inevitably lead to encountering Jiang Ran.

When that meeting occurred, it would be a case of when two meet in narrow path, the courageous one wins.

He couldn't decide between these two options.

Therefore, he had originally planned that if he was still trapped by 6 o'clock, he would escape through the second-floor bedroom window and make further plans later.

But now, an opportunity had suddenly arrived.

The clown made his decision.

The clown said: "I'm willing to come out and play with you! But you need to drain all the water first!"

Jiang Ran outside excitedly shouted: "Okay, okay, okay! Just wait!"

Although the clown couldn't see outside the door, he could hear the noises - Jiang Ran was apparently removing the materials sealing the bedroom door gap.

"Jiang Ran, today it's either you die or I perish."

At this moment, the clown had realized.

His life-or-death gamble with Jiang Ran.

Even if he descended from the second floor, only one of them could survive afterward.

The only difference from exiting through the bedroom door now would be that the timing of their life-and-death struggle would be delayed.

Therefore, he thought it better to settle things right now.

After the bedroom door's seal was removed, quickly, all the water in the bedroom drained out through the door gap.

When it had mostly drained away, the clown gripped the power drill and jumped down from the bed.

After taking a few steps, he unlocked the bedroom door's deadbolt and pulled it open directly.

As the bedroom door opened, Jiang Ran stood revealed outside, holding the fire axe.

Jiang Ran stared happily at the clown before him.

He revealed a child's innocent smile:

"Clown, let's play a game together!"

"Let's play that gamble-with-your-life game you played with the main personality before!"

"But"

Jiang Ran's expression suddenly changed, the innocent child's smile transforming into

an extremely evil, sinister grin.

"Our gamble-with-your-life game won't be Russian roulette with a revolver, but real hand-to-hand combat. Whoever loses will have their head smashed open."

After speaking,

without even asking if the clown agreed, Jiang Ran swung his axe directly at the clown.

If the clown had been holding a similar fire axe or chainsaw, they might have been able to fight, but he only held a power drill.

Facing the wide, sweeping swings of the fire axe, he was completely powerless to defend.

He could only retreat backward.

As he retreated, the fire axe smashed hard into the tile floor where he had just been standing.

Instantly, that tile shattered into fragments.

After all, the clown was the clown - a deranged serial killer.

Experienced, he took advantage of this moment to thrust the power drill forward.

Without the slightest hesitation.

Jiang Ran now faced a situation where he could only retreat or dodge left or right to avoid the drill.

But he didn't. He stood right where he was, allowing the drill to bore directly into the upper part of his left arm.

Instantly, blood sprayed from the drilled area.

A sizzling, grinding sound of metal against bone emerged, "like heavenly music."

Seeing this, even the clown was stunned.

Although his movement had been quick, he hadn't actually expected his drill to hit Jiang Ran, because compared to a chainsaw or fire axe, the power drill was too short and small - it required close proximity. Hard to hit a moving target.

Therefore, when it suddenly connected, he didn't know whether to feel happy or worried.

Probably happy?

He thought to himself that he had at least gained the initiative.

He had injured Jiang Ran first.

But immediately, he changed his opinion.

He saw that Jiang Ran opposite him, after being drilled in the left upper arm,

not only showed no expression of pain or suffering, but instead burst into loud laughter.

Both his hands tightly gripped the wooden handle of the fire axe.

Because he had previously swung at the clown, the axe blade now on the floor was facing toward himself.

The back of the axehead, which resembled a hammer, was aimed toward the clown.

In this position, at very close range between the two,

Jiang Ran suddenly exerted strength with both hands, completely ignoring the drill still boring into his left arm, and violently swung the fire axe upward.

The back of the axehead struck hard right between the clown's legs.

Male comrades should deeply understand this.

That area, when flicked hard with a finger, creates an indescribable sensation.

But what the clown experienced now was being struck by the metal back of a fire axe, and struck with great force at that.

This was no longer just a sensation or pain that could be described.

The clown's current suffering could be summarized in four words: beyond description.

If we had to use one more sentence to describe it:

It made this deranged serial killer clown instantly lose all combat capability.

The pain was like the creation of heaven and earth.

This shows the power of that single strike - equivalent to an instant knockout.

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