An impromptu song that Reeve invented when putting Pi-tan to bed.

    The melody is to Schubert’s Lullaby.1

    I really hate myself

    Watashi wa Jibun ga Tottemo Kiraida

    Because everyone hates me

    Nazenara Minna waTashi o kiRaukara

    I am probably bad

    Watashi wa warui ko tabun wa rui koda

    I do not have anywhere I belong

    Watashi wa Dokoni mo Iba shoganainda

    I am over there and over here, but I am a monster

    Then one day a gold girl came

    Aru toki Kiniro Musume ga Kitanda

    She showed me a dagger

    Watashi ni Daga– o SashidashiTandayo

    I snatched it away and ate

    Watashi wa Daga– o Ubatte Tabetano

    The girl looked at me and smiled

    Musume wa Watashi o Mitsumete Hohoemu

    Then the girl suddenly hit me

    Musume wa Watashi o Ikinari Nagutta

    It didn’t hurt much at all

    Itaku wa Nainda Itami wa Nainda

    However it was the first time I was hit

    Dakedo waTashi wa haJimete naGurareta

    But it was the first time someone met my gaze

    Mesen o AwaseraReta no mo Hajimete

    I became deeply afraid of the girl

    Watashi wa Musume ga OsoroshiKu natta

    The girl did nothing but hit me

    Musume wa Hitasura Watashi o Naguruno

    My eyes saw nothing but her hitting me

    Watashi no Me o mite Hitasura Naguruno

    Then the girl took me in her arms

    Soshitara Musume ga Watashi o Daitano

    I am thrilled to be in her heart

    Sokode wa Tokutoku Shinzou Natteru

    The girl gives me love

    Musume wa Watashi o Aishite Kuretano

    I felt love for the first time

    Watashi wa Hajimete Aishite Moraeta

    The place I belong is a big basket

    Watashi no Ibasho wa ōkina Kagonano

    I like lying here

    Koko de waTashi wa suKina you Ni neruno

    Sometimes someone cradles me

    Yoru wa daReka ga waTashi o daKko suru

    And then I enjoy a bath

    Soshite waTashi wa oFuro o taNoshimuno

    I am very happy now

    Watashi wa Tottemo ShiawaseNandayo

    Gold, Blue, Red, Black,

    Kiniro Aoiro Akairo Kuroiro

    White, everyone pets me gently

    Shiroiro Minna ga Watashi o Naderuno

    I am happy. I am happy.

    Watashi wa Shiawase Watashi wa Shiawase

    1. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qd_6fNLpPQ8

    2. Just in case, I wanted to make sure everyone knew that arms here meant weapons. Pi-tan was not eating anyone’s actual arms.