~Yuta Yukimura~

To say I was blindsided by Shuri would be like calling a pebble a mountain Everest.

Truly, I was not expecting anything from her for reviving her. I just wanted to help Akeno, but because I was drunk from Hlanith wine(still am), I kinda... flashed my dragon at her, and it escalated from there.

I would have thought the whole thing that happened alongside Shuri talking about taking her and her daughter in the same bed did not actually happen, and I was actually in some alcohol fueled dream if the system was not making fun of me by shoving it in my face.

Feat Achieved! Revive Shuri Himejima

+1x Diamond Trait Gacha Ticket

Feat Achieved! Cuck the Cadre Baraqiuel

+1x Gold Skill Gacha Ticket

Although the gacha was rather shoving it in my face, it was also giving me two high rank tickets, so it would hear no complaints from yours truly.

As per tradition, lower rank first.

Gimme that gold!

Rolling Gold Skill Gacha...

An Uncommon Skill.

[Intermediate Performance]

|Rarity: Uncommon|

You are a qualified performer. Being able to play all basic musical instruments enough to play most songs on them, and you can sing most songs well enough that people may just like them. If you get on the dance floor you won't be an eyesore to anyone. You can assemble your own semi-successful band.

Not bad?

I can see the use in it at least. Maybe Karaoke night? Creating a theme song for my Yu-Gi-Oh ripoff?

Could have been better, could have been worse.

Now, hopefully, this trait makes up for it.

Rolling Diamond Trait Gacha...

An Epic Trait!

[Golden Boy]

|Rarity: Epic|

People want you on their side, and they will dote on you to make sure you don't defect from their side. If you are in an organisation, your higher-ups like you way easier, and they will try to accommodate you. If the king or queen meets you, they will probably also take a liking to you.

Wow...

Does that mean Sirzechs hopefully will not murder me if I meet him?

That would be tremendously helpful in my opinion.

Also, this should probably secure my High-Class Devil promotion. I should talk with Grayfia about it the next time I see her. As much as I like Rias, I couldn't have asked for a better King. I would rather not be a second-class citizen any longer.

But for now, promotions could wait as I let sleep completely overtake me as I waited for Shuri and Akeno to return. Too gosh darned exhausted to stay awake for any longer.

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~Yuta Yukimura~

It was a strange morning, but I was used to those, and calling it morning felt a bit disingenuous. I awoke at like 11 AM. And Akeno did me the liberty of introducing Shuri to everyone and telling them what I had done in my stead to save me the trouble.

The reactions were... varied. But Rias' peerage wasn't really shocked; they were used to me pulling bullshit out of my ass, resurrection was just the next step on the ladder, apparently. That did not mean they were not impressed or overwhelmed, however. That was still resurrection after all.

Kuroka was really impressed with my abilities, but among everyone, she was the most used to my eccentricities and me randomly getting abilities out of nowhere.

The Church Duo and Asia, on the other hand, were... shellshocked basically. Probably because I committed a miracle that as far as they knew, only the capital G could perform. So the mood was kind of awkward.

...Except for Xenovia, she simply crossed her arms and nodded. As if expecting that I would just be this capable. I have no idea as to how that girl's mind works, or if it even does.

Thankfully, and kinda predictably, Shuri got along well with everyone here, especially Rias who she was incredibly thankful for saving and taking her daughter under her wing despite her being a devil.

After eating the breakfast Akeno, Rias and Shuri had cooked for us(absolutely scrumptious), Akeno left with her mom to go on a shopping spree to get her some clothes. Koneko was hanging out with her sister, and I was forced to not work out or train.

I had a feeling that Rias would actually murder me if I pushed my body any further any time soon. Even if my body did not have much left to push exactly.

So I was actually going to take a few days to rest. My injuries from Kokabiel were feeling much better, but the karmic backlash still ached. So I decided to take today off and just chill in the house, and hang out with my girlfriends.

Like I was doing right now, since today was also a day off from school before parents' day. Xenovia was currently sitting on my lap, playing Yu-Gi-Oh: Down the Underworld. She asked me to teach her how to play the game after I mentioned it.

"Hooh, so this is video games, huh? While I prefer something more active, I can see the appeal of summoning warriors by my side to strike down my foes."

She sucked at the game. Players like her were the reason I added the Easy difficulty to the game. But she seemed to be having fun, which made me proud. It was hell implementing custom animations for each card, but with my dexterity and agility coupled with my tinker ability, I animated faster than an entire dedicated team could.

"That's good, but why are you sitting on my lap, Xenovia?"

While she played the game on the big screen with the controller in hand, she was also sitting on my lap, which made it annoying for me to see the screen, so I had to put an observer's mark on her to be able to see it myself. While I had to admit it was arousing, my flesh was too spongy, and my mind was so exhausted that I could actually suppress my erections now.

Yes, my vitality was just that high that it took me being reduced to this state to suppress my erections.

In response to my words, Xenovia wiggled her ass on my crotch and looked at me with a suggestive glance.

"Is it not working? I thought this position would get you in a mood to push me down and have your way with me, so I could finally get pregnant. What am I doing wrong, I wonder?"

"Xenovia! I'm still here, you know!?"

Irina shouted from the other end of the couch. She admitted she wanted to see how my game worked, but moved to the other end when Xenovia started making her moves. Although I definitely saw her peeking at us in barely restrained curiosity.

"What is the problem, Irina? You are more than welcome to join us. I'm sure raising our children together would be fun."

"That wasn't what I was talking about!"

I sighed. While I was happy that such a pretty girl was interested in having sex with me, I also felt like that was all she was here for. To get stuffed and be a mother.

"Xenovia, I think I remember telling you that I wanted to know you better before we committed to that? And you cannot finish high school if you are pregnant."

Xenovia hummed in a vague tone before sighing.

"Well, there is truth in your words. That doesn't mean I'll stop trying however." As Xenovia ground harder into my hips, Irina piped up to divert the course of the conversation away from Xenovia wanting to be bred.

"S-speaking of knowing each other better! Yuta-san, how did you... Revive Akeno-san's mother? I thought such a thing was only available to god-! Wait, I'm sorry!"

Irina seemed to realise her mistake of invoking the name of god in the presence of a devil a bit too late, but I ignored her slip-up as I stretched and yawned.

"Don't worry, Irina, I think that no longer affects me. If I could survive the essence of Durandal being temporarily fused with my soul. I can withstand you saying the big man's name. Just be careful not to say it in front of the others, much alright?"

That was right, after handling Durandal, I had apparently shown the holy attribute who is the boss or something, considering I could literally pray now without feeling anything. Nor did I feel anything when I looked at or was near Irina's Excalibur Mimic Armband.

Irina heaved a sigh of relief at that, slumping back onto the couch.

"Thank god, I didn't want to hurt you, Yuta-san."

"Nice to know you are already warming up to me." That got a small blush out of Irina. "As for your information, I used the Law of Regression. The ability I got from defeating Kokabiel."

Irina's and Xenovia's eyes shone with interest at my words as Xenovia got off my lap to be able to properly look me in the eyes.

"That is really interesting, Yuta, you did display a lot of strange abilities in our spar and against Kokabiel, at least abilities I have never seen from any other devil. How does that work?"

"Yeah, I'm curious too. None of the other girls seem surprised about it."

I no longer had qualms about explaining my ability to others at this point. After all, there was no one who wasn't some absurd bastard like Shiva or something that could kill me before I moved into the Void.

And since I decided they were my girlfriends, that meant I trusted them. And I really did, we got into a life-or-death situation together after all.

"My ability, Chaos, grants me more abilities and items the more feats I achieve, like heroes of legend."

Irina's eyes shone upon hearing that while Xenovia looked contemplative.

"Wow! Like completing duties given by god and carving your accomplishments into legend like Sir Roland!?"

I averted my eyes from Irina's fervent ones as I felt just a little bad when she was thinking about all of those cool things, when I just got my first Epic Trait from cucking Baraqiel.

"Eh... think more along the lines of Cu Chulainn, but yeah, something like that. Whether it's proving my might, my skills, my intellect or charisma, I get rewarded for them with abilities and items. For example, I got this and the ability to increase the power of my muscles by defeating you two."

I pulled out the ring of swiftness to see Irina's eyes shine as she looked over the ring, adorably wiggling her butt as she inspected it.

"Whoa, this looks just like those artefacts in the church! The engravings are so precise and despite looking like silver, it clearly enchanted and has a glow that sets it apart from regular pure silver..."

My gaze naturally drifted towards Xenovia, who shrugged her shoulders in exasperation.

"Irina has always been an artefact nut; that's why she used all of our money to buy that fake painting."

Listening to Xenovia's words and hearing Irina gush about the ring, I put the ring in Irina's hands, making her stop and look at me in confusion.

"Here, Irina, you can have the ring. I'm sure it will be of use to you too, considering you use your agility quite a lot. The ring boosts the agility of those who wear it."

Irina blushed like an apple as she held the ring and waved her hands.

"W-wait this is too much isn't it?"

"What do you mean? You are my girlfriend, and I want you to have it since you like it, simple as that. Do you not want it?"

Irina stilled for a moment before biting her lip.

"A-alright, I'll take it, thank you Yuta-kun! I'll treasure it! Thank you! Thank youu!!!"

Getting over her embarrassment, Irina launched herself at me and pulled me into a hug, nearly toppling me over if not for my iron-hard body.

"...You're welcome?"

Although it was only an uncommon item, seeing the smile on her face, it may as well have been rare.

"You know, if you want to give me a gift too, I think I have an idea-"

"Not now, Xenovia."

A/N: Congratulations, Yuta! You just got the get out of jail ticket of all time! I cannot understate how great Golden Boy is in DxD. Our boy officially avoided Sirzech's wrath! This could not have come clutcher considering the Parent Teacher conference is next chapter. I can only say God Level Pull.

I wanted to have a scene with Xenovia and Irina to develop them a little more. I thought Irina, being a bit of an Artefact enthusiast, was a good way to flesh out her character beyond her being Issei's childhood friend. But enough dilly-dallying, it's time to go to that Parent Teacher conference where things will get really chaotic!

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