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Hitched & Hitched Again: A Comedy of Marital Mayhem ( Elysia and Tarquin)

Chapter 99

Author: Elysia and Tarquin
updatedAt: 2026-04-01

Chapter 99

Elysia cursed under her breath and bent down to pick up her phone. No sooner had she grabbed it

than she felt a sudden yank on her hair.

Someone had grabbed her hair and pulled hard, sending a sharp pain shooting through her scalp.

“We haven’t even started on you yet, and you’re already swinging,” a woman sneered. “You’re asking

for it, you wretch!”

A gaggle of women surrounded her, hurling insults and readying their hands for a fight.

Fuming, Elysia thought, if it weren’t for her desire to avoid trouble, she’d give each of them a dose of

her own medicine.

She stomped on the foot of the woman who had grabbed her hair, causing her to let go instantly and

howl in pain.

“Ouch, ouch, ouch… My foot, waaah…”

She didn’t need needles to handle these women; they were no match for her.

They say a lioness bes fiercest when she’s a mother, and since having her children, Elysia was

no longer the pushover she used to be.

Moreover, living in the countryside for so many years, doing dailybor like collecting herbs and

chopping firewood, had made her body strong.

These pampered flowers, raised in a greenhouse, stood no chance against her.

Despite their numbers, they couldn’t get the upper hand.

Oriana frowned at the scene and fixed her gaze on Emmett. Striding over, she kicked Emmett to the

ground.

“Think you canpete with us for Quill’s toys? You’re asking for it!”

Emmett burst into tears, “Mommy, mommy… waaaah…”

Seeing Emmett in distress, Elysia flew into a rage, pping and kicking the group of women until they

were sprawled on the ground. She grabbed Oriana and delivered a few sharp ps across her face.,

Pushing her away, she scooped up Emmett.

“Don’t be scared, Emmett, Mommy’s here.”

Emmett clung tightly to Elysia’s neck and cried, “Mommy, waaaah, mommy…”

As Elysiaforted Emmett, the other women rushed to Oriana’s aid.

you alright? Did

“Oriana, are you get hurt? Did that fall hurt you?”

Now that Oriana was dating Keaton, she was considered the most prestigious woman in their circle of

friends.

Everybody knew Keaton was a womanizer, changing girlfriends more often than his shirts, yet why

were so many women eager to date him?

And why did none of his ex–girlfriends evere forward to badmouth him?

Firstly, Keaton, though flirtatious, never yed the field; he was devoted to one rtionship at a time.

Secondly, his ‘financial prowess‘ yed a role; every woman who dated Keaton not only benefited

materially but also saw her social status soar. Keaton was famously indulgent with his girlfriends,

treating them like queens during their rtionship.

Even if Oriana and Keaton were to break up, with the reputation as Keaton’s ex, her social standing

would rise several notches. And right now, she was still very much in a rtionship with him.

After today’s incident, a single pout from Oriana couldnd Elysia in jail for a decade, as far as Keaton

was concerned.

So, when they heard Oriana’s nephew had been bullied, they rushed to confront Elysia, eager to

defend Oriana.

In their minds, even if they publicly beat Elysia and her son to death, with Oriana’s influence, Keaton

would ensure they walked away scot–free.

Oriana, with a twisted ankle, sat on the ground clutching her face, ring at Elysia with hatred.

“You dare hit me?”

Elysia held Emmett close, her face a mask of anger. “We’re all adults here. If you’ve got a problem,

take it up with me. What kind of lowlife bullies a child? I thought you were just a typical mean girl, but

you’re worse than that! You’re not even human, attacking a kid like that!”

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