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Human Brain Farm

Chapter 28 - 26: On Postpartum Care for Chives

Author: Three Hundred Jin of Smiles
updatedAt: 2025-08-21

CHAPTER 28: CHAPTER 26: ON POSTPARTUM CARE FOR CHIVES

Time is shorter than I imagined!

In reality, only a little over a month has passed, and the fact that such civilizational achievements can be made so quickly delights him.

After all, Zhu Zhengwei’s abilities are very simplistic, just basic hypnosis stemming from the "Entering the Dream" superpower, but truly mastering a system of extraordinary cultivation is enough to make him ecstatic!

This will give him the power to protect himself!

Moreover, he has no doubt that this power can be used in reality, because the essence of the "Qi Eating" system is to cultivate the soul energy of the brain.

"The weapon system of the Bronze Kingdom is very difficult for me to easily create in reality!"

"But the path of the Seaside Ghost Kingdom, which is the Energy-Introducing Skill, can be tried instead."

Zhu Zhengwei saw two roommates playing games, and enthusiastically sneaked into an empty bathroom, planning to secretly learn.

According to the method he obtained in his mind, he used the Energy-Introducing Skill to initiate the "Grip of the Nether."

He stretched out a hand toward the toothpaste.

"Grip!"

There was no reaction at all.

Quickly Zhu Zhengwei discovered a problem: this world lacks the Heaven and Earth Qi.

It makes sense, what kind of Heaven and Earth Qi is there here!

This is the lower world of the mining machine.

He pondered for a while and soon found a solution, "Since I can’t sense the Heaven and Earth Qi, then I’ll pull the stored Qi in my own mind."

"Grip!"

"Grip of the Nether!"

Still no reaction.

He kept practicing for more than half an hour.

"Grip!"

Poof!

With a sound, the toothpaste finally started to sag.

Zhu Zhengwei suddenly wanted to burst into laughter, a heartfelt joy kept surging up, "It seems only as powerful as squeezing toothpaste by hand, nowhere near the overwhelming force of Emperor You You in the world..."

After all, one involves harnessing the Power of Heaven and Earth, the other is merely channeling one’s own strength— not the same type.

Yet this still makes Zhu Zhengwei ecstatic.

After all, this is telekinesis!

This is equivalent to telekinesis; this is true spirit magic!

In a certain sense, he has already become the first cultivator in the real world.

With this excited feeling, Zhu Zhengwei returned to bed,

"Ah, it indeed works! Using a bunch of servers to mine, blockchain technology, continuously excavating a vast map world, deducing and exploring paths of extraordinary civilization within!"

"On Earth, there’s never been a possibility of another civilization system, but in this brain mining area, I can mine step by step and uncover it!"

"The map being excavated, the advancing civilization, are all guinea pigs for me to explore the path of immortality."

Although now he can only squeeze a toothpaste, even worse than the lowest telekinesis in movies, it doesn’t stop him from looking forward to the future of civilization!

At this time, two roommates beside him said, "Hey! Zhu Zhengwei, the game we’re helping test is causing quite a stir! The forum is super lively right now!"

Lively?

Is everyone excited?

Zhu Zhengwei was still excited, but hearing this, he felt something might be wrong.

Zhu Zhengwei pressed his temples, recalling his previous actions...Hmm, indeed excessive!

On the surface, it’s a desktop scenery wallpaper, secretly installing a trojan horse virus to mine.

Moreover, the recent few times, to grow the octopus, he had excessively harvested, overly concocted, causing their sleep scenes to become dull?

Have those chive players become completely bored with "Minesweeper," getting tired of watching the beautiful scenery desktop wallpaper daily?

If that’s the case, then it could be troublesome. With plenty of server resources at hand now, he would rather not return to that resource-scarce state, cautiously seeking outside, with the potential for creating a big fuss.

The silly players are always the best chives, diligently grinding in-game, tirelessly, yet needing good nurturing and gradual harvesting.

After all, it’s well known that peanut oil yield is generally 40%-50%, while chive oil yield is 120%.

"What happened?" Zhu Zhengwei asked.

"Check the game’s built-in forum, you’ll know." they said.

The game allows users to log into its built-in forum while viewing "wallpaper," after all, constantly looking at the scenery is indeed boring. Zhu Zhengwei opened up a forum to enable users to watch scenery while simultaneously participating in forum chats, making a chat simulator of sorts.

Zhu Zhengwei pretended to put on a VR headset, logged into the interface, and discovered the forum extraordinarily lively.

The highest-ranked pinned post was one titled "I Encountered Octopus Brother in My Wallpaper Scene."

[Video 3:01]

The footage shows the perspective of an ocean plant.

Above the plant, a giant octopus creature, like a mythological shadow, swam, with each of its tentacles gripping a human head, every eye wide open, blank, indifferent.

"Don’t come here! I’m Pai Daxing, Octopus Brother, have you forgotten our friendship!!" Accompanied by a scream, the footage ended.

Many people commented below.

"Wow, so cool, mysterious, like a deep-sea demon giant beast from epic mythology!"

"Crispy, although very scary footage, the real experience feels tranquil, like the happiness of a plant being eaten, that chewing sound is a beautiful hypnotic melody!"

"I was also watching wallpaper underwater, the scenery is so beautiful, colorful fish swimming back and forth, in the distance, a mysterious magnificent undersea kingdom, it’s fantastic!"

Everyone was chatting, praising the fantastic wallpaper game.

Although nothing could be moved, only scenes watched, yet each scene was unmatched in its exquisite detail and so amusing; it had a sense of randomness and could truly be considered an exceptionally attentive piece of work.

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