CHAPTER 113: I’M NOT A PREDATOR... I JUST USE CALENDAR REMINDERS

[ He changed the name of all the seven continents. ]

’...’

Jack and I stared at each other. Our eyes asked, ’That’s the worst thing he came up to do with Moral? I thought he would construct brothels and force the women to work as an intern there and his soldiers would get everything free of cost. Then I could dress as a soldier and reap the benefits. But since Malthus didn’t do this, it only shows how less qualified he is to be a super villain.’

[ You both said that much just with your eyes? Word to word? You both are the final boss of perversion. I hope from all my artificial intelligence being that you two never get a girl. You will devour her with her clothes still on. ]

’Nice. You tell good jokes. But you are wrong, I won’t devour if she is wearing a furry coat. I will wait for her to undress then. Anyway, is there any more thing I should know about Malthus?’

[ Yes. Since Malthus had become a tyrannical Emperor of Moral just like he said he would, he knew there would be some brave people who would raise their voices against him.

So for that, he had instructed his soldiers that whoever speaks anything bad about Malthus or does any sort of rebellious movement, they should be sent to the prison—this very same prison that you are in right now. This prison had stopped working because there were no crimes and bad people but Malthus started operating it again. ]

’Wait... so now this prison has guards?’

[ This prison always had guards! Which prison is without guards? But yes, now there are more guards. Earlier there were only two to four guards in each floor but now there are twenty guards in each level. They keep an eye on each prisoner just like you keep an eye on young girls so that you can have the first try as soon as they hit eighteen. ]

’... Who is telling you all this? That’s a lie. I don’t keep an eye on young girls. I just set a reminder on my phone for their eighteenth birthday.’

[ And that makes it better? ]

’Well, that does help me to not look like a predator at least. But forget it. Tell me this, Malthus was saying something about the core of this planet? What is all that?’

[ Only supreme Man could have explained that. Before dying he had said that his body will be hidden somewhere, you have to find him, revive him and ask him. Till then, you can try to find the answer yourself. ]

’Okay. So my job is to restore Moral, save people, save my family, get a harem, save the Supreme Man and then kill Malthus. Is that it?’

[ ... Did you think I won’t hear the harem part if you sneak it in between? ]

’I tried my best.’

[ Anyway, yes. Except the harem part, all that is your job. ]

’Cool. Now where is Erect and Sexis?’

[ They are in this prison. I don’t know which level but they are here. ]

’How many levels this prison has?’

[ Ten. And each level has hundred cells. ]

’Which level am I at?’

[ Ten. This is the bottom level. This is where the most heinous criminals are kept. Supreme Man sent you here because this level has maximum security. And if you ask me, he chose the right level for you. You deserve only this level of room service. Your mind is full of heinous crimes. ]

I ignored the system’s remark and looked at Jack. "So this guy is here because hundred years ago, sexual assault was a heinous crime?’

[ It was always a heinous crime! What is wrong with you? ]

’Yeah. Fine. How many prisoners are kept in one cell anyway? And I have heard that in prison the scariest man is a white man. Because you know that he is actually guilty.’

[ You will bring all of us in jail with you one day. ]

’Just answer me. How many prisoners in one cell?’

[ Just one. And before you ask how you are in the same cell as Jack, it’s because the Supreme Man chose a cell at random. He didn’t had the luxury to handpick a cell for you while being stabbed by ten hands of Malthus. ]

’Makes sense. Anyway, you said this prison is located under the ground, but which ground, I mean, which continent?’

[ Yes. This prison is located underground and the ground it is under in is Gangbang continent. ]

’.... Er, isn’t this the same continent that..’

[ Yes. This is the same continent where Malthus lives. Though this continent has a new name now. Now, it is called— Lord Malthus’ Home. ]

I smacked my head.

’So right now I am right under the house of the man who almost ate my heart? Like a man who stays in the same closet where his wife’s boyfriend used to hide?’

[ ... Yes, I guess? And you should know, Malthus had instructed his soldiers that if they saw anyone who even looked like the human king—which is you—kill them. Your posters are roaming around the streets of each continent. Malthus would not sit still until he eats your heart. ]

’... So it is only a matter of time until I die? What kind of revival did Supreme Man give me? That’s not how you play an online battleground game.’

[ It is what it is. You have to deal with it. ]

’Wait... you told me the Supreme Man gave me some of his divinity. After Malthus ripped one of his hands, Supreme Man was left with fifty percent of his power and he sent all of that to me. Yes. I am a half god right now, right?’

[ No. You are not a half god but surely a full idiot. ]

’What? He gave me his divinity for sure. I saw a golden light coming towards me. He said this is his last hope while dying.’

[ Yes. He said all that. But when he was left with fifty percent of his divinity, he used twenty percent on Erect and Sexis to heal their wounds and revive them. ]

’Oh. So I don’t have fifty percent divinity but only thirty percent. That’s still a good amount.’

[ No. After healing and reviving Erect and Sexis, the Supreme Man was left with thirty percent of divinity, then he used ten percent of it to heal your chest, and regenerate your severed hands. ]

’Alright. Alright. So he spent twenty on Erect and Sexis, ten on healing me, therefore I have twenty percent of divinity now. Is that right?’

[ No. ]

’Da fuck? Why are you tripping, bitch? I know this much maths, alright. I only struggled with formulas. I can do subtraction just fine.’

[ I will explain. After healing you, the Supreme Man was left with twenty percent of his divinity, but then he used ten percent to teleport you, Erect and Sexis in this prison. ]

I clenched my jaw, took a deep breath. ’So I only have ten percent of divinity right now?’

[ No. ]

Motherfuc—

"Are you running low on wifi? What the hell is wrong with you?"

[ You are not talking through your mind now and you stood up as well. ]

"Fuck my mind."

"I am ready."

"No, Jack. You stay down. Not now."

"Sure."

"System, screw the maths. Tell me how much divinity I have right now. Just give it to me straight."

"I am ready."

"Shut up, Jack. I don’t want that straight. Pull your pants back up!"

"Sure."

I sighed. "System, tell me."

[ Okay. Listen, the amount of divinity you have is... ]

I waited.

The System replied right away.

[ A whole 1 percent! Wait... oh, right. Correction, after deducting some tariffs and miscellaneous costs, you have a whole 0.5 percent of divinity! Congratulationssss! ]

"..."