Chapter 1528 - 1529: Poor Class Monitor - I Have a Date with a Thousand-year-old Female Corpse - NovelsTime

I Have a Date with a Thousand-year-old Female Corpse

Chapter 1528 - 1529: Poor Class Monitor

Author: Luoshen 2
updatedAt: 2025-08-23

CHAPTER 1528: CHAPTER 1529: POOR CLASS MONITOR

"I’ve said it before, he didn’t come to class this afternoon, he’s hiding!"

"I don’t care."

"Rui Kai, don’t push me!"

Yu Zixiao once again forcefully pushed the little thug in front of him, bloodshot eyes appearing, his pupils slightly red.

This stance was like a TV drama, if everyone didn’t already know this was a skit, they’d probably believe it was real.

"Damn, Yu Zixiao, I’ve tolerated you again and again, don’t push your luck!" Rui Kai’s temper flared up.

Yu Zixiao, at this moment, was like a mad dog, oh no, a frenzied beast, shouting angrily at Rui Kai: "Rui Kai, let her go, or you’ll face the consequences!"

"Clearly I have more people than you. You dare to provoke me? Everyone, get him, then throw him out!"

With Rui Kai’s command, the prepared thugs around rushed towards Yu Zixiao.

"Wait!"

Yu Zixiao suddenly shouted, standing tall, with an arrogant stance, facing the crowd with the momentum like he was sent from heaven.

Facing Yu Zixiao’s posture, the thugs around backed off, surrounding him in the center but not daring to move forward.

"Pfft—pfft—"

At this moment, someone released two loud farts.

"Hahaha—"

Suddenly, the whole second class classroom erupted in laughter.

"That fart was well-timed! Yu Zixiao’s acting is so pretentious, I can’t take it, I need to step aside and laugh for a while."

Xiao Feng was already laughing, doubled over on the desk, unable to stand up. Many of the guys around him were the same.

Originally, Yu Zixiao’s acting wasn’t too bad. But with everyone already knowing the context, watching him felt particularly comical, even embarrassing.

"Quick, look at Scholar Yan’s expression!"

At this moment, you directed the camera to Yan Zisu. Everyone spotted her, usually so calm and collected, slightly turn her head and roll her eyes.

"Seeing Scholar Yan roll her eyes, my life isn’t wasted!"

A boy immediately shouted.

Yu Zixiao was fully engaged and didn’t see Yan Zisu’s expression.

He shouted at Rui Kai: "Rui Kai! Let’s make a man’s agreement!"

"Interesting, go on!"

"I... I really can’t stand it, can we change the channel or fast forward?"

"This is too fake!"

"Yeah, Class Leader, you need a lot of improvement in your acting skills."

While everyone complained about being blinded, Zhao Lirong suddenly shouted: "Quiet! If it weren’t for Mu Yun’s detailed explanation earlier, you all might be moved to tears right now!"

With Zhao Lirong’s words, everyone calmed down. After all, the teacher speaks with authority.

Her words sounded simple, but in essence, they touched upon the issue of immersion. Your initial statements had turned the whole class from spectators to mere onlookers.

Spectators and onlookers are two completely different groups.

As spectators, unaware of the plot, they are easily swayed by fabricated scenes, images, and dialogues, absorbed by them.

Onlookers differ; they often view everything with indifference, as if they’ve seen through its essence, thus won’t immerse their emotions in the unfolding plot, offering nothing but cold chuckles and possibly grievances.

Yu Zixiao and Rui Kai cast themselves as noble heroic figures, making passionate agreements.

"Rui Kai, today I won’t use bodyguards, I’ll defeat all your men with my strength, including you. If I win, let Zisu go!"

Rui Kai scoffed: "And if you lose?"

"I won’t lose, I’ll never lose!"

Actually, while saying this, Yu Zixiao couldn’t help but recall your extremely detestable face. Because of your appearance, he lost twice, each time worse than before!

"Hey, let me tell you guys something." Xiao Feng suddenly addressed the people around him.

"Save it for later, don’t you see they’re dueling now."

Xiao Feng didn’t relent, directly saying: "I tell you, Class Leader Yu has already lost twice. First to Old Shu, the second time to Bai Shu from Class One. It’s said it was also because of Old Shu, he lost a high-end sports car worth over twenty million to Bai Shu."

"Really?" Everyone was shocked.

"Of course, this is known by the people in Class One, I heard it from Zong Zongzi in Class One."

"Aw, poor Class Leader."

"Quiet, the teacher’s here!"

Rui Kai naturally accepted Yu Zixiao’s "suggestion," leaving Yu Zixiao to face twelve thugs alone.

The "battle" soon began, Yu Zixiao seemed energized, his eyes bloodshot, shouting angrily as he kicked and punched, like he was possessed by Bruce Lee.

Of course, in acting, realism is key. Earlier, Yu Zixiao conspired with these thugs, agreeing they’d hit everywhere except the face. Fighting without injuries in a brawl is impossible; this isn’t a TV drama.

The battle was fierce, Yu Zixiao fought more bravely, and the thugs were reasonably knocked down or intimidated by his fierce aura.

In the end, this seemingly spectacular farce concluded with Rui Kai’s applause: "Young Master Yu, indeed you live up to your name. For your sake, I won’t trouble Classmate Yan, but I won’t let that coward Li Muyun off!"

With that, Rui Kai waved his hand, and the four thugs surrounding Yan Zisu backed off, granting her freedom.

"Zisu, are you okay?"

Yu Zixiao quickly ran forward, facing Yan Zisu with the demeanor of a returning hero.

Yet Yan Zisu still looked at Yu Zixiao with her usual indifferent expression, giving no comment on this farce.

At this moment, Yu Zixiao looked at Yan Zisu affectionately, his disheveled hair and visible "wounds" showcasing his "battle achievements."

Just as Yu Zixiao was about to speak, a voice came unexpectedly from the room’s ceiling: "Zisu, as the female lead, you could say something like ’thank you for your efforts’ or ’sorry for the trouble’, then the scene would perfectly conclude."

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