I Have a Date with a Thousand-year-old Female Corpse
Chapter 1578 - 1579: I’m Next Door to You (5 Updates)
CHAPTER 1578: CHAPTER 1579: I’M NEXT DOOR TO YOU (5 UPDATES)
As you spoke, you looked at Bai Shu and laughed, "Besides, this kid Bai Shu has plenty of money in his pockets, he couldn’t spend it all in several lifetimes. Didn’t Little Shenyang say, the most painful thing in life is dying without spending all your money? As a brother, we definitely have to share a bit of that burden for him."
Bai Shu rolled his eyes at you, "The only person who can say such shameless words so righteously is probably you, Old Shu."
The past few days together have made everyone’s relationships grow stronger, and they’ve become more candid with each other.
"Actually, this stuff tastes no different from Nongfu Spring." Xiao Feng also grabbed a bottle, drinking several large gulps with a "gulp."
"Don’t drink it too quickly, if you rush it, you’ll get diarrhea," Zong Wangyue said as he supported Liu Yaoyao, and everyone sat down together.
Xiao Feng, looking at Zong Wangyue, shook the bottle of glacier water and laughed, "Zongzi, you know the joke about this, right?"
Zong Wangyue was stunned for a moment, then smiled and said, "Of course I know, your factory is next to mine."
"What?" Bai Shu and the others were somewhat shocked upon hearing this, "When did Xiao Feng start a business?"
Xiao Feng shook his head, laughing, "No, it’s a joke about two mineral water manufacturers."
"What joke? Let’s hear it." Chen Susu looked at the two and said.
"Since everyone wants to hear it, let’s give a one-on-one performance," Zong Wangyue and Xiao Feng exchanged a glance and laughed.
Zong Wangyue cleared his throat and laughed, saying, "Ahem, I now represent a mineral water manufacturer. Our slogan, oh no, our product declaration is that all natural waters are good, and ours is one of them."
"Your factory is next to mine," Xiao Feng said seriously.
Zong Wangyue shot Xiao Feng a glance, continuing with a chubby face, "Our water can be used for cooking, making tea, and beautifying skin. Long-term consumption promotes metabolism and helps you live a long and healthy life."
Xiao Feng remained serious, "Your factory is next to mine."
Zong Wangyue raised his head, "Our ice spring is one of the top three good waters in the world!"
"Your factory is next to mine."
Zong Wangyue got a little anxious and hastily said, "We don’t carry surface water!"
Xiao Feng remained calm, "Your factory is next to mine."
Zong Wangyue continued, "One of our water sources supplies the whole world!"
"Your factory is next to mine," Xiao Feng repeated, but this time there was a slight curve to his mouth.
Zong Wangyue pointed at Xiao Feng and exclaimed, "Can’t you change your line?"
Xiao Feng shrugged, chuckling lightly, "Our Changbai Mountain natural mineral water, one yuan per bottle."
"Pfft—" Zong Wangyue acted so well, he spat out the water in his mouth like it was blood.
However, as he spat, Liu Yaoyao and Chen Susu, in their excitement upon hearing the punchline, couldn’t help but spray water all over Zong Wangyue’s face.
Watching Chen Susu and Liu Yaoyao laugh so heartily, without any reaction, you asked the equally unamused Bai Shu, "Is this a cold joke?"
Bai Shu shrugged, clearly he shared a high threshold for humor with you, as he wasn’t amused by Xiao Feng and Zong Wangyue.
"Hey, what are we having for lunch?" Bai Shu brought up what everyone was most concerned about.
You yawned. Ever since you came back to Yuhang, you developed a habit of taking afternoon naps, and it was almost that time. Normally, you would rest on time, as it’s said that napping can prolong life.
"Let’s just do takeaway again, like yesterday. Although the store’s small, it’s clean, and the taste is just acceptable."
Xiao Feng and Zong Wangyue naturally agreed with you. Bai Shu was about to speak when Chen Susu’s phone rang. Not many people knew her number, so it rarely rang, usually just a decorative accessory. Hearing the ringtone, Chen Susu seemed a bit anxious because there was only one person who would call her at this time.
"Hello, is it Little Jie?"
A woman’s voice came from the other end, "Are you Chen Jie’s elder sister?"
"Yes, I am. And you are?" Chen Susu was somewhat surprised to hear a woman’s voice.
"I’m her homeroom teacher, also named Chen."
"Hello Teacher Chen, the fact that you’re calling personally, does it mean Little Jie got into trouble?"
"Yes," Teacher Chen on the other end paused, then sighed softly, "Little Jie’s grades have always been excellent, he’s one of the top students in our class. He usually behaves well and listens. But for some reason, this time he got into a fight with a classmate. That classmate is now in the hospital, and the child’s parents are causing a scene at the school. I won’t say much more, but you should come quickly and preferably bring his parents too."
"Okay, I’ll come right over!"
With that, Chen Susu immediately hung up the phone, put on her coat, and hurriedly prepared to leave.
"It’s already happened, no point in worrying so much," He Shi, already standing beside Chen Susu, looked at her and said, "I’ll go with you; since the child’s parents are making a scene, we should be cautious. It wouldn’t be good if there’s a conflict."
"Old Shu, we’ll come too!" Zong Wangyue and Xiao Feng got up quickly.
You shook your head, saying, "Such a small matter doesn’t need a lot of people. Too many people will just get in the way."
You glanced at Yan Zisu and said to Zong Wangyue and Xiao Feng, "Help me out, take Zisu back home."
The two exchanged a look and nodded, "Alright, but Old Shu, be careful. If things do escalate, call us first."
Bai Shu also said to you, "I have a friend at the police station, let me call him and ask him to send a couple of officers over to keep things in order."
"Mm, that’s a good idea. With the police there, they wouldn’t dare to go too far. Plus, there’s definitely more to this. Having the police involved is best." With that, you gave Yan Zisu a slight smile and left with Chen Susu.
Seeing Chen Susu and you leave, Liu Yaoyao said to Yan Zisu, "Zisu, Mu Yun and Susu are leaving together, aren’t you worried? After all, everyone knows Susu is pursuing Mu Yun."
Hearing this, Zong Wangyue tried hard to signal to Liu Yaoyao, not to bring up this topic.
Yan Zisu smiled slightly and said with a peaceful tone, "I trust him."
"Men are reliable, and pigs can climb trees."
Bai Shu habitually said this line, which immediately drew the attention of the four people around him.
Realizing he misspoke, Bai Shu pressed his lips together and said to the four in front of him, "My mistake, that was just a worldly comment directed at Zisu’s statement, haha."
Zong Wangyue and the others shook their heads, internally sighing that this handsome guy, even more beautiful than a woman, is indeed different; there are even people who would destroy their own image. Only Yan Zisu smiled gently, giving Bai Shu a meaningful look.