Chapter 1594 - 1595: Sis, You’re So Virtuous - I Have a Date with a Thousand-year-old Female Corpse - NovelsTime

I Have a Date with a Thousand-year-old Female Corpse

Chapter 1594 - 1595: Sis, You’re So Virtuous

Author: Luoshen 2
updatedAt: 2025-09-22

CHAPTER 1594: CHAPTER 1595: SIS, YOU’RE SO VIRTUOUS

Li Qiyi listened and couldn’t help but chuckle softly, "My silly little sister, others can only envy a figure like yours! You should know how many women worldwide would destroy their body structure for a figure that makes men drool."

"But I still feel it’s quite inconvenient."

After Li Qiyi said this, Du Yanan felt much better and even showed a slight curve at the corner of her mouth. Speaking of body figures, due to years of training, Du Yanan has a solid figure with graceful curves, which Li Qiyi had praised several times while she was in the shower earlier. Seeing her elder sister, whom she’s admired since childhood, compliment her was indeed a small joy for Du Yanan.

"Your cup size has reached E, which will naturally be somewhat inconvenient. However, there is a good bodysuit available now. Tomorrow afternoon, let’s go to the mall, and I’ll pick out a couple for you so it’ll be more convenient for you when you travel on missions in the future."

"Hmm, thanks, sis."

In front of others, Du Yanan is a tough deputy detective; only in front of Li Qiyi and her family does she reveal such a little girl persona.

"You’ve been calling me ’sis’ for twenty years now, still so formal."

"Hey, sis, can I ask you a question?"

"Go ahead."

"Why did that guy suddenly run off after seeing me just now?" Du Yanan asked somewhat embarrassedly yet opened up to inquire.

Li Qiyi pursed her lips into a smile, glanced at the guest room where you are, and whispered, "Obviously, because he’s shy."

"Ah-Choo! Ah-Choo, ay ay!"

As you were watching the goddess’s wet butterfly stroke activity on TV, you suddenly let out a long sneeze. You rubbed your nose and couldn’t help but say, "Dang, someone must be talking about me."

As soon as you spoke, the sound of two girls laughing joyfully and crisply like silver bells came from outside the door.

You shook your head, opened the door, and poked half your head out, looking at Li Qiyi and Du Yanan, "What’s up, you two?"

Du Yanan glanced at you, her originally sharp eyes already smiling into crescent moons, made a baby gesture at you, stuck her thumb between her sexy red lips, and imitated a baby: "Mu, mu, mama, sis, porridge, porridge."

The term porridge was something you said when you were about one year old, meaning you wanted to eat congee, which is soaked and cooked with boiling water.

You have always been a glutton from an early age; after eating, you sleep, and upon waking, you call out "porridge."

Thus, the term "porridge" has destined to be with you for life. Previously, your mother would sometimes bring it up and tease her son, laughing heartily, without the dignity expected of a mother.

The term porridge only circulates within your family, with fewer than six people knowing about it, and now, evidently, there is a seventh person.

You looked at the two women sullenly, said "Boring," quickly closed the door, and went back to watching TV.

You fell asleep to the laughter of the two women; it’s said that sleeping to sounds that make your ears itch and your heart scratch, is truly remarkable.

The next morning, when Du Yanan habitually got up at six in the morning, she found that Li Qiyi had already gotten up. She was standing in front of the dressing mirror combing her hair, presenting Du Yanan with a figure that could only be described as a perfect S-shape. At this moment, even as a woman, Du Yanan felt an urge to rush forward and hug her from behind. So beautiful!

"Sis, you’re up early, huh—"

As Du Yanan yawned, tears welled up in the corners of her eyes.

She had chatted with Li Qiyi for a long time last night, and both sisters laughed heartily, so waking up in the morning, Du Yanan felt some muscle cramps in her abdomen.

"Did you sleep well last night?" Li Qiyi gently turned her head.

"Not bad." As soon as Du Yanan finished speaking, she discovered Li Qiyi turning around; however, when she looked up, it was your face!

"Ha!"

Du Yanan suddenly opened her eyes wide, discovering she was still lying in bed, staring at the pale blue ceiling above, doing two deep breaths to steady her heart rate.

At this moment, Li Qiyi came out of the bathroom, drying her face with a towel: "What’s wrong? Had a nightmare?"

"Hmm, a very disgusting nightmare." Du Yanan wouldn’t mention this somewhat abnormal nightmare to Li Qiyi.

When Du Yanan and Li Qiyi walked out of the room, they found the living room empty, and even the door to your room was wide open.

"Hey, did this guy get up so early?" Du Yanan was somewhat surprised at your early rising. She deliberately entered the guest room where you had slept last night, only to find the room very tidy, even the quilt on the bed folded neatly.

After Du Yanan walked out of your room from last night, she saw Li Qiyi cutting something in the kitchen. She walked up and asked, "Sis, what are you doing?"

Li Qiyi didn’t respond verbally; instead, she placed two steaming bowls of red date porridge on the table.

"Wow, red date porridge, multigrain buns, boiled eggs, pickles, and bean curd! Sis, you’re amazing!" Du Yanan showed an expression of excitement as if discovering a new world.

Li Qiyi served the side dishes and main meal from the stove to the table, sat down, and said to Du Yanan, "These were all made by Mu Yun."

"Ah?"

As Du Yanan was scooping a small bite of red date porridge with a spoon, she stopped in her tracks when she heard this. Who would have thought that such a sumptuous breakfast was made by you!

"Hiss, that’s hot!" Due to her stunned posture, some red date porridge spilled into Du Yanan’s mouth, causing her to cry out in pain.

Seeing this, Li Qiyi hurried to remind, "This porridge has just been made; it’s hot, eat carefully."

"No, this doesn’t make sense." Du Yanan simply could not believe that the specialized female-targeted food in front of her was made by you, the snot-dribbling little rugrat.

Red date porridge is for replenishing qi and blood; saying you made it, Du Yanan remained skeptical; however, the multigrain buns, rich in dietary fiber, beneficial for the intestines, were soft and delicious when bitten into, certainly not something a big man could make.

Li Qiyi naturally understood what Du Yanan was thinking and smiled, "The red date porridge was indeed cooked by him. There is a breakfast shop a few hundred meters outside our community that has been operating for over a decade, all handmade by the owner. These multigrain buns must have been bought from there."

"Running that far early in the morning just for a few buns, that guy really is..."

Alright, Du Yanan found herself unable to describe you. Calling you a fool, but as a younger brother, running a few hundred meters to buy buns for his sister seemed reasonable.

Yet, Du Yanan still couldn’t understand why you left so early.

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