Chapter 1610 - 1611: The Performance - I Have a Date with a Thousand-year-old Female Corpse - NovelsTime

I Have a Date with a Thousand-year-old Female Corpse

Chapter 1610 - 1611: The Performance

Author: Luoshen 2
updatedAt: 2025-09-20

CHAPTER 1610: CHAPTER 1611: THE PERFORMANCE

After walking out of the classroom, Xiao Feng said to you, "Old Shu, changing clothes and stuff is fine, but this makeup, let’s not do it. If we as grandpas wear makeup, won’t we be laughed at."

"Today’s performance is on an outdoor stage, our program is quite early, the show time is around three in the afternoon. At that time, we won’t need lighting. Optically speaking, if we wear makeup we’ll look like clowns, whether male or female, it doesn’t matter." At this point, you look down and see Chen Susu and Yan Zisu holding hands and walking toward the gym.

The gymnasium was built according to the number of teachers and students in the whole school, and so it became the largest auditorium. The outdoor playground in the middle had started setting up a stage two days ago, completed by last night, and now several teams of professionals are testing equipment and arranging the layout.

"Old Shu, according to what you said, we don’t need to wear makeup?"

You smiled, saying, "I don’t need to, but you at least need to apply some BB cream. Who told you to have pimples on your face these past couple of days?"

"What’s BB cream?"

You were stunned for a moment, not expecting Xiao Feng to ask this question. After thinking for a bit, you asked, "Haven’t you watched Korean dramas?"

"I’ve glanced at them occasionally, mostly because of a couple of actresses I like."

"How’s the skin of those actresses in the dramas?"

"Uh, good, no, very good."

"They just applied BB cream or similar stuff and then polished it a bit through software. This stuff is for concealing, repairing skin color, if used well, it makes people look refreshed and like they have beautiful skin naturally."

Upon hearing this, Xiao Feng suddenly realized, "Oh, that’s it! No wonder all the men there are little white faces, turns out they all use this stuff."

"Goryeo is after all a small place, with a small population, so the number of handsome guys and beauties is limited. To fill the entertainment circle, sometimes even odd ones need to be dragged in. Therefore, besides plastic surgery, they must also have extraordinary makeup skills."

Xiao Feng nodded, and just as he was about to speak, it seemed like he saw something. He casually pointed ahead at a couple not far away, "Hey, isn’t that Zongzi?"

You turned your head to look, and saw two people standing beside the side door of the sports field. The boy was indeed Zong Wangyue, but the girl standing with him wasn’t Liu Yaoyao. Instead, she was a slender girl, compared to Liu Yaoyao she could be called plump, and she was the type that made young men aged below twenty and above fourteen unable to take their eyes off her.

Since it was a dozen meters away, you couldn’t see clearly, only vaguely felt that the girl looked familiar.

"Wow, that bastard Zongzi dares to sneak around, and it’s broad daylight! Old Shu, let’s go teach him a lesson and stand up for Yaoyao!"

As you got closer, you were slightly surprised; you found the girl’s movements in front of Zong Wangyue seemed a bit awkward, feeling a bit stiff, while Zong Wangyue wasn’t captivated by her figure, instead he had a worried look on his face, constantly talking to her like he was trying to persuade her to give up.

Before getting too close, Xiao Feng started shouting at Zong Wangyue, "You bastard Zongzi, what are you doing!"

Seeing you and Xiao Feng coming over, Zong Wangyue hurried forward and said to you, "Old Shu, help me persuade Yaoyao."

"Yaoyao? Oh my, you still address her so intimately, Zongzi, you’ve got some guts, daring to go behind our Yaoyao’s back... Hmm? Wait a minute!" Xiao Feng seemed to have just realized it, hurriedly stepping forward, staring at the plump girl, circling her twice, then finally recognized her identity, "Oh my god! It’s really Little Fatty!"

"Dead Wood! Who are you calling fat?" Liu Yaoyao put her hands on her hips, and with a loud "pop!" you saw a button fly off from Liu Yaoyao’s back, coincidentally hitting Chen Susu who was walking toward you.

"Yaoyao, are you throwing hidden weapons?" Chen Susu held her forehead, somewhat amused and helpless, saying being hit by a flying button surprisingly hurt.

"You all persuade her, she insists on wearing a corset, she’s almost out of breath, and performing on stage like this, something could easily go wrong." At this time, Zong Wangyue’s behavior was seen by everyone, and Chen Susu saw his attentiveness, feeling a certain admiration.

Liu Yaoyao was one of Chen Susu’s few friends, although they hadn’t had much interaction before, after getting to know her, Chen Susu found that Liu Yaoyao was actually a very kind girl.

After Zong Wangyue started dating Liu Yaoyao, Liu Yaoyao often talked to Chen Susu about bits and pieces of her time with him, which made Chen Susu quite envious, and she imagined when she might also be in the arms of someone she loved, like Liu Yaoyao.

After hearing this, you solemnly said to Liu Yaoyao, "How about this, Yaoyao, loosen the corset a bit, at least let you move freely. I remember the three of you have a dance, at your current situation, you can’t move at all, even if you force it, the corset might tear open, which would be troublesome."

Your words made Liu Yaoyao lower her head. Actually, her biggest worry had always been her weight, and now to be able to present herself at the school’s centennial celebration, this was something she never dreamed of, wanting to show her best moment on stage. She knew maybe this was the one chance in her life, she really didn’t want to give it up.

"I have an idea."

At this time, a voice gentle as a spring breeze brushed into the ears of the five people.

Turning around, you once more stood frozen, momentarily lost, in a daze, you saw not far behind a person standing, the first thing your eyes focused on was a hint of light purple, as that person gradually formed, a flawless face appeared before you, their tall figure looking elegant and refined, as the breeze moved the edge of their skirt, it was breathtaking.

The wind blew, not touching a shoulder-length hair, instead stirring the heartstrings of everyone present.

The first not to speak wasn’t Xiao Feng, who seemed so stunned he couldn’t utter a word, as if something was stuck in his throat, even feeling like the air solidified, making it hard to breathe.

Nor was it Zong Wangyue, who simply repeated the action of turning and looking back.

Zong Wangyue was afraid this girl would completely fill the space in his heart that Yaoyao occupied, so he turned his head; but he couldn’t resist wanting to admire the most beautiful thing in his life, so he couldn’t help turning his head to look a few more times, fearing she would disappear at any moment.

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