I Have a Date with a Thousand-year-old Female Corpse
Chapter 1833 - 1834: At Least Let Me Eat My Fill First
CHAPTER 1833: CHAPTER 1834: AT LEAST LET ME EAT MY FILL FIRST
Seeing that you were unmoved, Yuan Xi could only go out and instruct his subordinates to prepare enough food for ten people for you.
While you were feasting and enjoying the food and fullness, outside Chenliu City, Lü Bu, clad in heavy armor and holding the Fang Tian Hua Ji, stood arrogantly before the world like a Demon God.
About ten minutes later, the gates of Chenliu City slowly opened, and three people rode forth from inside the city on horseback.
As soon as the hooves of one of them stepped beyond the city gate, he roared with a thunderous shout: "You whelp Lü Bu, come taste my spear!"
"That fool Zhang Fei, he usually seems uncouth and manly, who would’ve thought he was so lewd? Tch tch tch, you really can’t tell." Somewhere on the city wall, you sat down on a battlement, holding a bamboo tray on which were placed three roast chickens and some pig trotters. Your actions naturally attracted a lot of attention, and you even stole the spotlight from Liu Bei and his two brothers below, who were about to engage in a bloody battle with Lü Bu.
Coincidentally, your words reached the ears of Cao Cao and others not far away. Cao Cao, being a clever person himself, couldn’t help but laugh and ask, "Why do you say that?"
Without turning your head, you took a big bite of the chicken leg in your hand, chewing the bone and meat together in your mouth, and replied somewhat unclearly: "Who says they’re going to show their manhood in a duel? This guy clearly seems like a bit of a ’Longyang.’ Oh, ’Longyang’ is a dialect term, meaning a lover of men."
Swallowing the food in your mouth, you appeared unsatisfied and continued, "Tch tch tch, too lewd, really too lewd, three against one. Even if the opponent is the killer king Lü Bu, it’s rare to see such a situation on the battlefield, tch tch tch. And these are the relatives of the Han Dynasty, oh dear, it’s unbearable."
Saying that, you buried yourself in eating the bamboo tray contents, watching you eat so heartily made many soldiers around you swallow their saliva secretly.
Meanwhile, on the battlefield, Lü Bu’s Fang Tian Hua Ji was slowly lifting. At this moment, as you were burying yourself in eating, your head suddenly shot up, and at the sight of Lü Bu, your expression changed instantly. After that, you began to eat faster, as if you had foreseen something.
Similarly, at the instant Lü Bu raised the Fang Tian Hua Ji, Guan Yu, who was charging behind Liu Bei, was utterly shocked. He could hardly believe that Lü Bu’s strength could be so terrifying! Others might not detect it, but with the eyes of someone who practiced Inner Family Kung Fu, he saw Lü Bu as a silent Demon God, his aura gradually releasing, seemingly enormous from a distance.
"Second Brother, Third Brother, the three of us brothers will take Lü Bu’s head together and become famous across the land!" Liu Bei, perhaps overly stimulated by you, was completely oblivious to Lü Bu’s terror. With dual swords in hand, he charged towards Lü Bu on horseback!
"Elder brother, be careful!" The momentum of Lü Bu in Guan Yu’s eyes suddenly changed, the terrifying aura that was outward suddenly contracted. When Liu Bei was less than fifty meters from Lü Bu, the Red Hare Horse under Lü Bu let out a neigh and transformed into a red lightning bolt, a red flash cutting through everyone’s sight, shooting towards Liu Bei!
"Azure Dragon Roar!"
At this moment, Guan Yu was so frightened that his soul almost left his body. Liu Bei was the hope of their tribe and could not fall here. For this, Guan Yu exerted all his strength, an overwhelming power emerged around him, his entire body enveloped in a blinding light. Accompanied by a heavenly dragon’s roar, Guan Yu transformed into a cyan giant dragon, rushing towards the red lightning!
"Boom!"
"Clang!"
"Bang!"
Due to the extreme speed of both, beyond the tracking ability of human eyes, people could only hear the incessant sounds of fierce battle. With each fierce impact, people seemed to see sparks bursting out like an illusion, dazzling and brilliant.
And initially, Liu Bei and Zhang Fei, who fantasized about besieging Lü Bu with Zhang Fei and Guan Yu, stood there dumbfounded, realizing they couldn’t help at all. Lü Bu and Guan Yu’s speed was truly too fast, each strike beyond their sight. Liu Bei’s hands, gripping the dual swords, were even slightly trembling. He couldn’t explain why, but at this moment, a strong sense of regret surged through him. When faced with an irresistible opponent, Liu Bei naturally developed this intense feeling, which could also be termed the threat of death. Watching a genuine master duel up close, Liu Bei felt as if he was standing under the knife of the Death God, ready to be claimed by death’s grasp at any moment.
"Boom!"
Suddenly, the red and green lights in the clash disappeared, and a silhouette was thrown back heavily, landing beside Liu Bei. Liu Bei turned to look, and was immediately scared out of his wits: it was Guan Yu!
Lü Bu slowly rode towards the trio. Just as Liu Bei was pondering whether to abandon Guan Yu and flee alone, Zhang Fei beside him roared, spinning the spear in his hand, lunging directly towards Lü Bu!
"Clang!"
A beautiful arc streaked by, Zhang Fei’s spear was easily knocked away for over ten meters, and Zhang Fei himself was sent flying, similarly crashing down beside Liu Bei.
Liu Bei’s hands trembled even more violently, his face was pale, and his lips trembled irregularly, as if he was saying something to Lü Bu, but those on the city wall couldn’t hear clearly.
Hearing Liu Bei’s words, Lü Bu initially did not respond, then angrily rebuked with disdain: "Scram!"
Without giving himself the slightest pause for hesitation, Liu Bei turned his horse around and left. He didn’t return to Chenliu but rode away from the battlefield alone. Guan Yu and Zhang Fei exchanged glances, both sighing inwardly. Then, they each mounted their horses and followed Liu Bei.
"Tch, what a pity. If I’d known, I would have gone down and finished the job properly." Your words were nothing but cold sarcasm. To you, Liu Bei and his brothers were no different from lost souls. Like Lü Bu, you had no interest in taking action against them.
"The killer king Lü Bu, indeed, not a false reputation." Cao Cao sighed deeply, stepping forward, mimicking you standing on the battlement. He called out commandingly to Lü Bu below, "Lü Bu, you once served under Ding Yuan, a pillar of our great Han. Why do you now serve the traitor Dong Zhuo?"
Lü Bu did not speak, his gaze slowly shifting to where you were still devouring meat on the battlement. Upon seeing you, Lü Bu’s eyes flashed momentarily. He hadn’t expected you to appear here.
Seeing Lü Bu ignore him and instead turn his head towards you, everyone, including Cao Cao, shifted their attention to you.
"Burp! Mmm, not bad, finally full." You burped, noticing everyone staring at you, shrugged and laughed, "Even the little soldiers need to eat well before fighting. You want me to duel with Lü Bu, at least let me eat my fill first."
Saying this, you tossed the bamboo tray to a soldier behind you, stood up, and stretched lazily on the battlement. Then you slowly extended your hand, picking up the Verdict lying nearby, and suddenly, a smile full of fighting spirit appeared on your face.
Under the watchful eyes of all, you leapt directly from the over ten-meter-high city wall, your body crossing over the moat and crashing to the ground—"Boom!"