Chapter 80 - Chem-Chem-Chem-Chem-Math-Math-Math-Math-Bio-Bio - I Only Care About Making Money And Not Love. I'm The Best Professional Simp! - NovelsTime

I Only Care About Making Money And Not Love. I'm The Best Professional Simp!

Chapter 80 - Chem-Chem-Chem-Chem-Math-Math-Math-Math-Bio-Bio

Author: 长叹一声
updatedAt: 2026-02-23

"It's pulling on me."

"Slower, slower."

"Ugh, no, I can't take this."

"Ah!"

"..."

At this very moment.

Lu Xing finally understood how an emperor felt.

From the moment he entered the house, a group of inexplicable people rushed in and stripped all his clothes off!

Then, all sorts of new clothes were piled onto his body.

After this group of people finally left, Lu Xing was thinking of taking a breath when another group, a medical team with professional equipment, came to the door.

Lu Xing felt like a lab mouse.

He was surrounded by a group of doctors in white coats, as if they wanted to inspect every part of his body!

Only at this moment did Lu Xing have a sudden realization.

Song Junzhu's villa was always so cold and empty because she liked peace and quiet. Otherwise, she could absolutely live like an emperor!

"Can you all be a little gentler?" Hearing Lu Xing hiss, Song Junzhu stood to the side with her arms crossed, frowning.

"Okay, okay."

The doctor bandaging Lu Xing's hand was sweating profusely!

Damn it.

When they came, they thought Song Junzhu had lost an arm or a leg.

But it turned out...

It was just a little scratch on a little brat's hand.

Heh.

The bandaging doctor suddenly felt a sense of despair, like he was using a machete to cut an apple.

If they had come any later...

This wound would have already fucking healed!

He thought to himself, this kid's online name is probably 'Candy is slightly sweet'!

Damn it.

The bandaging doctor secretly glanced at Lu Xing's face and couldn't help but sigh. This kid is smart.

He didn't waste his great youth and great looks, and directly took a broad, open road!

Lu Xing looked left and right.

He had never seen so many doctors in his life. There was even a doctor taking his pulse?!

Lu Xing was shocked. "Aren't you a Western doctor?"

The pulse-taking doctor let out a silly laugh. "I work at a hospital that combines Chinese and Western medicine."

Lu Xing: ...

Oh, hehehe.

What a cold joke.

"But this of yours..."

The pulse-taking doctor's expression suddenly became serious. He sighed every now and then, making Song Junzhu directly nervous.

Lu Xing was also dumbfounded.

These days...

You're not afraid of a Western doctor smiling, but you're afraid of a Chinese doctor with downcast eyes!

Lu Xing blinked his eyes and asked nervously.

"Am I pregnant?"

Smack.

Song Junzhu couldn't hold it in and gave Lu Xing a slap on the back, both angry and amused.

"If anyone's pregnant, it would be me!"

Her nervousness was completely broken by Lu Xing. She had no idea how Lu Xing's brain worked!

If Lu Xing could get pregnant, she would have to write a paper and publish it overnight.

The pulse-taking doctor shook his head. "No, I was just a little tired from running over, so I was sighing to catch my breath."

Lu Xing: ...

Song Junzhu: ...

Hold it in.

Hold it in!

I can't throw him out!

The pulse-taking doctor smiled, removed his hand from Lu Xing's wrist, thought for a moment, and suddenly said.

"You have an exam soon, right?"

Lu Xing nodded.

"That's it, then."

The pulse-taking doctor patted the back of Lu Xing's hand and comforted him.

"Life isn't just one exam. Don't be too nervous. Your body is very healthy, but your spirit is too tense."

"This will cause problems."

"Young man, life is a marathon. If you want to sprint right at the beginning, it will be very difficult later on."

Lu Xing tugged at the corners of his mouth.

He suddenly felt that he was truly exposed in front of this Chinese medicine doctor.

This Chinese medicine is really a bit interesting.

The process was wrong, but the result was right.

"Okay, thank you, doctor. I'll pay attention."

Lu Xing smiled and nodded.

Song Junzhu sized up Lu Xing's face. So Lu Xing has been nervous about the exam.

It seems the preparations she had made for Lu Xing last time were not sufficient!

At this time.

Another doctor touched Lu Xing's shoulder and neck and asked, "Are you uncomfortable here?"

Lu Xing nodded. He really did feel a little sore.

"A little."

The doctor nodded and said, "Then you should go to the hospital for an instrument check-up later. If it's scoliosis, you'll need treatment."

"They'll have to cut open your back first, spread your skin, and then use nails..."

Hiss—

Lu Xing suddenly grabbed the doctor's hand and said, sweating profusely.

"No, no, no, I'm not in pain now. Not at all. A miraculous recovery, doctor!"

Hahaha.

The doctor laughed out loud, thinking, no wonder Song Junzhu likes this kid.

He's really quite fun!

"I was just reminding you to pay attention to your posture. Actually, your physical condition is quite good. You don't have those modern people's diseases."

"Mm... no nearsightedness, no rhinitis, and your teeth are also very good."

(SHMOLL: I guess I am one of modern ppl now, huh.)

Seeing Lu Xing get nervous, the other doctors quickly comforted him, afraid that Song Junzhu's pretty boy would be unhappy.

Song Junzhu listened to Lu Xing's healthy check-up report, and her brow relaxed a lot.

But.

She still kept the words of that Chinese medicine doctor in her heart.

Lu Xing's spirit is tense...

After the medical team left in a flurry, Song Junzhu looked at Lu Xing and said.

"It doesn't matter if you don't get into university."

Lu Xing: ???

Sis!

How can you be like this!

You're cursing me right off the bat, are you?

Song Junzhu sat down beside Lu Xing and said calmly.

"If you don't get in, I'll send you to study in England."

After a pause, Song Junzhu shook her head.

"No, no, the weather in England is not good. Then let's go to Germany. No, Germany is not easy to graduate from."

Song Junzhu had already started to screen which country would be good, but Lu Xing, sitting on the side, felt the hairs on his back stand on end!

Not right!

In a few months, Song Junzhu is going abroad to teach, but at this time she says she wants me to go abroad to study?

How is that possible!

Besides.

He's not tense because of the exam at all!

Lu Xing tugged at the corners of his mouth, lowered his head, and said embarrassedly.

"I, I don't want to go abroad. I just like it here. I can't always trouble you. And I think I can do well on the exam. I've looked at all the materials you gave me, Professor. I will definitely not let down your hard work!"

Hmm?

Song Junzhu's planning was interrupted. Not only was she not angry, but she looked at Lu Xing with appreciation.

Suddenly, Song Junzhu thought of To the Oak.

(TL: A poem)

[If I love you—

I will never be a climbing trumpet creeper,

Using your high branches to show off myself.]

Song Junzhu was even happier.

He's so good.

She had paved a broad, open road for him, yet he showed no sign of being moved at all. Instead, he wanted to work hard himself.

Since Lu Xing has such thoughts, then she should help him.

Thinking of this.

Song Junzhu glanced at Lu Xing's hand. Mm, it's the left hand that's injured. The right hand can still write.

"You rest for ten minutes first. In a bit, we'll start reviewing chemistry. In the afternoon, we'll review biology and math. Tomorrow morning, we'll review physics."

After a pause, she added.

"I'll review with you."

Lu Xing: ???

No!

Sis!

Is this how you schedule classes?

Isn't this the fucking "Chem-Chem-Chem-Chem-Math-Math-Math-Math-Bio-Bio" schedule from the blackboard back in the day?

Just looking at it, Lu Xing felt like he was going to faint.

Most importantly.

Song Junzhu was going to personally review with him.

Good, good, good!

This directly rendered Lu Xing speechless.

He had heard of paying to attend classes, but this was the fucking first time he had seen someone paying to give a lecture!

Song Junzhu curled her lips in a good mood.

Of course, she hoped that the better Lu Xing did on his exams, the better. It didn't matter which university he went to.

Anyway, she could go with him.

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