I Only Care About Making Money And Not Love. I'm The Best Professional Simp!
Chapter 84 - Different Beds, Same Dream
"Mmm..."
Liu Qingqing on the other end of the phone was relieved of her discovery.
Lu Xing let out a sigh of relief.
He lowered his head.
"Mmm..."
Song Junzhu's brow furrowed tightly, a flush of pink flying across her usually pale cheeks, as if she were dreaming about something.
She subconsciously moved closer to Lu Xing.
Lu Xing: ...
Heh.
Number one sister on the leaderboard, you're in luck, you got to hear it too.
But he had to say.
Psycho Song was really tired from crying today. She had no energy at all, completely like she had passed out.
It was good that she was tired from crying.
Otherwise, with both Song Junzhu and Liu Qingqing awake at the same time, it would have been really difficult for him to handle.
Thanks to Professor Song's elderly-like sleep schedule.
"Lu Xing."
Liu Qingqing on the other end of the phone suddenly called his name, startling him.
"Hey, I'm here."
As soon as the words came out, Lu Xing suddenly felt like he was that artificial intelligence.
Xiaoxing, Xiaoxing. I'm here, I'm here.
Hahaha, so fun.
Lu Xing had amused himself, but Liu Qingqing on the other end of the phone asked again.
"The money is still sent to your Alipay."
"You work during the day, and you're still doing this at night. Won't you be too tired?"
Hmm?
Not right!
Lu Xing was suddenly on alert and immediately said, "It's okay. My work is usually quite leisurely."
"And being busy, being busy is good."
"That way, I won't feel bored."
What kind of crazy is Liu Qingqing having?
Why is she suddenly making small talk with him?
Usually at this time, she would have already entered her post-nut clarity!
No.
I absolutely cannot let Liu Qingqing know that I'm still in school!
But thankfully.
Liu Qingqing seemed to have just mentioned it casually and didn't ask further, which made Lu Xing let out a sigh of relief.
Beep—
The call was hung up. Liu Qingqing had fallen asleep with satisfaction, but Lu Xing's heart was pounding.
Why did it feel like something was wrong?
He checked his WeChat. There were no messages from any clients.
Oh.
Except for the one from his ex-client, Chi Yueshan.
E-heh!
There's a video this time?!
Lu Xing took a closer look.
"So scheming. She even deliberately blurred the video thumbnail."
That way.
If he wanted to see clearly, he would have to click on the video to watch it.
No need to even think about it.
Click!
In the video, there was Chi Yueshan in her most beautiful poses, trying to capture Lu Xing's attention!
Tsk, tsk, tsk.
Lu Xing couldn't help but sigh.
This Chi Yueshan really has something.
If she were to become a professional simp in the future, her achievements would definitely not be less than his.
Sigh, my sect is really becoming more and more prosperous!
Sect Master Lu was greatly pleased. He clicked, downloaded, and saved the video in one go.
So awesome.
Now I just have to wait for Chi Yueshan to become a big star!
He's seen that even towels used by celebrities to wipe their sweat can be sold. Then it's not excessive for him to sell an exclusive video of Chi Yueshan, right?
Besides.
Lu Xing still had his morals. After all, Chi Yueshan was fully clothed.
If she wasn't...
Uh.
He would just pretend to be blind.
Hehe.
All of today's tasks were completed, and there was an unexpected gain. Lu Xing wanted to have a comfortable sleep.
He looked down.
Song Junzhu was stuck to him and couldn't be pulled off. Her cheeks were also unusually warm.
Alright.
She probably got hot from listening.
Lu Xing placed his hands on his chest, obediently maintaining a funeral posture, and closed his eyes.
I am a piece of wood.
I am a piece of wood.
I am a piece of wood.
...
Sunday.
Lu Xing found that Song Junzhu was quite a conscientious person.
After finding out about his background, she probably really felt guilty. She even spoke to him gently.
So shocking.
He really wanted to film this and show it to Song Junzhu's students. It would probably add a few dislocated jaw patients for Zhang Yue!
Song Junzhu was wearing silk pajamas, her hair scattered on her shoulders.
She didn't care about anything, just propped her chin on her hand and stared at Lu Xing, who was doing practice problems.
Before, Song Junzhu would definitely have thought that this was a sick waste of time. But now she didn't think so.
Lu Xing is so handsome.
Long eyelashes, bright eyes, the corners of his mouth always lifted, and his eyes are full of tenderness.
Last night.
Song Junzhu was already prepared to welcome Lu Xing's revenge.
But.
Not only did Lu Xing not take revenge on her, but he also gave her the most unforgettable hug of her life.
The strength was so great that it made her realize she was still alive, not a soul wandering in the human world.
He's so good.
Song Junzhu's mood was extremely pleasant.
Last night, she had also dreamt of Lu Xing. She had really become Lu Xing's teacher.
The Lu Xing in the dream was completely different from the one now.
Rebellious and didn't like to study, and also...
Mm.
The real Lu Xing is still better.
Song Junzhu thought, since Lu Xing was unwilling to take revenge on her, then she could make it up to him in other ways.
Anyway, she had a lot, a lot, a lot of money.
Thinking of this, Song Junzhu picked up her phone and began her purchasing plan.
Lu Xing carefully glanced at Song Junzhu out of the corner of his eye.
Seeing her gaze fall on her phone, he finally let out a sigh of relief.
Holy f*ck!
This damn psycho is truly an excellent inheritor of face-changing. The difference between yesterday and today is too damn big!
Truly a psycho!
Just now, Song Junzhu had been staring at him, making his back break out in a cold sweat.
He was afraid that Song Junzhu had heard him reading the script for Liu Qingqing last night.
Thankfully, thankfully.
Looking at Song Junzhu's current state, she probably didn't know.
He had to thank his usual diet of both meat and vegetables, and his accumulation of good karma, to have such good luck.
***
In the evening
Seeing Lu Xing pick up his schoolbag to leave, Song Junzhu suddenly said.
"There are many rooms here. The ground outside is not easy to walk on after the rain."
Lu Xing silently rolled his eyes in his heart.
You know there are many rooms here now. Why didn't you arrange one for me before?
"It's okay, Professor Song."
Lu Xing showed a professional smile.
"I found that the pot of bamboo seemed a little wilted yesterday. The soil at my place is fertile. I'll go home and experiment. If the soil is really good, I'll bring some next week."
Song Junzhu was taken aback for a moment. She suddenly thought of that pot of "song junzhu" (giving you bamboo), and a myriad of feelings welled up in her heart.
She hadn't expected it.
Not only did Lu Xing not hate her, but he could also notice such things.
He's so good.
...
"Psycho."
Lu Xing got on the bus to the hospital.
[Alipay arrival, fifty thousand yuan]
Lu Xing: ???
As soon as the sound was heard, everyone on the bus looked at Lu Xing strangely.
Damn it.
Is a rich bro taking the bus to experience life?
Lu Xing immediately opened Alipay.
On it was a transfer from Song Junzhu, with a note that said—
[Soil transportation fee]
Lu Xing was silent.
Lu Xing smiled.
Lu Xing was ecstatic.
"Professor Song! You are simply my dearest little darling. Mwah, mwah, mwah, I'm going to kiss you to death!!!"
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