I Was Found Out Pretending To Be a Rookie in a Paranormal World?!
Chapter 27 – Social Bull Syndrome Ceiling
After a dizzying sensation, Jiang Che found himself standing at the entrance of a classroom once his consciousness cleared.
The sun was shining brightly, and there was a faint scent of osmanthus in the air.
Inside the classroom.
A middle-aged man with glasses, who looked rather sharp-featured, was standing at the podium, smiling at him.
The students sat upright, each looking spirited and friendly.
Everything seemed normal, even a bit warm and healing.
But Jiang Che didn't recognize any of these people.
So, in this trial, is my identity that of a student?
Jiang Che frowned slightly, sensing something amiss.
Just then, a notification sound for the task rang in his ears.
"Main task: Attend the final exam at Fractured Bone High School in five days."
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"Task duration: Five days. (Cannot voluntarily exit in the first two days.)"
"Friendly reminder 1: As a temporary transfer student, make sure to quickly build good relationships with your mentor and classmates."
"Friendly reminder 2: Always listen to your mentor at school, or else the mentor will get angry."
"Overall difficulty: E-level."
...
Damn... isn't this just bullying?
Jiang Che, who initially planned to exit as soon as he entered, suddenly felt deflated.
After all, he had just completed a trial and hadn't even had a chance to enjoy life properly.
And now he couldn't voluntarily exit for the first two days?
Why is it like this?
Could it be that Zhou Yong tampered with the entry device?
When the Mystic World first appeared, those who entered couldn't leave voluntarily.
You either completed the task or died.
This led to large-scale death events globally.
It wasn't until the Mystic Stone appeared that there was a chance for resurrection and permission for voluntary entry and exit.
But now, Jiang Che was facing a mandatory two-day experience.
"...Really a trap."
At this moment, the skinny mentor said with a smile, "You two, come in."
Two?
Jiang Che glanced behind him and indeed saw another person.
Judging by the appearance, they seemed to be from Class 1.
Like him, they were also a challenger in this Uncanny Trial.
The two exchanged a glance and then reluctantly walked into the classroom.
"Come, let's welcome the new students," the mentor said with a smile.
"Clap, clap, clap."
Sparse applause sounded in the class.
"Clap, clap, clap."
A student at the back clapped so hard that their hand broke...
They nonchalantly picked it up and continued clapping.
Motherfucker, a true fan indeed.
"I am your homeroom teacher, Mentor Ma. New students, please introduce yourselves," Mentor Ma said.
Jiang Che and the other challenger remained unmoved.
Mentor Ma frowned slightly and said, "Come on, you go first."
Mentor Ma pointed at the other challenger.
"Ah, oh..."
He slowly walked to the podium, looking a bit unwell.
Although he volunteered for this trial, it didn't mean he wasn't scared.
At this moment, Mentor Ma said, "Your self-introduction should be unique. We don't want any dull students in our class."
"..."
"Hi, everyone."
"My name is Wang Defa, I'm 18."
"I like singing, dancing, rap, and basketball."
"I also play PUBG, and I'm great at controlling recoil..."
"..."
"I'm done."
The expressions of the classmates below seemed frozen.
Beside him, Mentor Ma's face was spreading with red lines of blood.
"Once you're done, you can step down," Mentor Ma said.
Wang Defa let out a long sigh of relief and quickly stepped down from the podium.
However, as he passed by Mentor Ma, a slap suddenly struck him!
"Bang!"
A terrifying force poured out.
Before Wang Defa could react, most of his head was smashed.
Blood mixed with fragments splattered all over Jiang Che's face.
Mentor Ma wiped the fragments off his hand, smiling at Jiang Che.
"Student? What are you waiting for?"
"Remember, your self-introduction should be memorable. The one just now was too low."
Hiss—
Jiang Che took a sharp breath, his scalp tingling.
A poor self-introduction could get you slapped to death?
Xiaoman!
Xiaoman!
Come out! Damn it, I'm about to die!
Xiaoman: "Actually, forcibly controlling your body just now violated some contract terms, consuming too much power. I need to rest now."
"???"
Sis, you did it on purpose, didn't you?
Jiang Che was dumbfounded.
Looking at the expectant Mentor Ma, his scalp tingled.
At this moment, a line of bloody words appeared in his mind.
[The monotonous life, the repetitive work, the uneventful days, I've become numb. I really hope this transfer student will be interesting. That would be so much fun...]
"???" This one is hoping for an interesting student?
The muscles on Jiang Che's face twitched a few times.
Just then, Wang Defa, who had been slapped to death, revived at the door.
His face looked terrible.
Unable to exit for the first two days, and already using up the revival chance at the start.
This is simply unplayable...
At this point, Jiang Che reluctantly stepped onto the podium.
After clearing his throat, he began his self-introduction.
"Hello everyone, my name is Jiang Che, as you can see, I'm a person."
"I've been breathing independently since I was young, can eat three meals a day, can speak human language, can use a smartphone, am easily fooled in love, and can recite the multiplication table!"
"My family conditions are average, my dad drives a Ferrari, my mom drives a Bentley, and I’m just kidding."
"My self-introduction might not be very unique, but rest assured, I can guarantee that I am unique!"
"Also, my health code is green, my hobbies are yellow."
"Normal bowel movements, promising future."
"Come."
"Now when I say Jiang Che, you shout awesome."
Jiang Che: "Jiang Che!"
Classmates: "Awesome..." ×3
"Jiang Che!"
"Awesome!" ×11
"Jiang Che!!!"
"Awesome!!!" ×27
"Alright, that's enough!"
Looking at the dumbfounded Mentor Ma.
And Wang Defa, who was already kneeling outside the door...
Jiang Che said calmly.
"Mentor, how was my self-introduction?"
"Should I do it again?"