I Was Found Out Pretending To Be a Rookie in a Paranormal World?!
Chapter 3 – Although it's trash, it's quite delicious
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Do you know you're about to die?
The Slit-Mouthed Woman was truly enraged.
I ask you, am I beautiful?
And you ask me if you're impressive?
Are you damn polite?
The Slit-Mouthed Woman approached step by step, her chilling aura enveloping Jiang Che, rendering him immobile.
"Am I beautiful?"
The Slit-Mouthed Woman raised her blood-red scissors, this time using a bit of mystic power to influence Jiang Che's mental will.
To keep it going, breaking a few rules shouldn't matter.
In her eyes, this kid was doomed!
However, Jiang Che only felt a sharp pain in his brain.
Then...
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[Ding~ Uncanny threat detected, System activated!]
[Deception and lies stained her hands with blood, ugliness and loneliness filled her with vengeance, but who knew she once longed for a kiss, a touch of warmth.]
A line of bloody text suddenly appeared in his mind.
The essential cheat for transmigrators, it's here!
"......"
"......"
Huh?
That's it?
Where's my dragon-slaying saber? My supreme bone? My Great Mighty Heavenly Dragon?!
Just... a hint?!
System, are you serious...
Jiang Che's face turned darker than a coal miner's!
Don't panic, stay calm.
At that moment, the blade was only 0.01 centimeters from my throat.
But after a quarter of a stick of incense...
The owner of that blade will completely fall for me.
Because...
Although the cheat only gave one hint, it was enough to deduce the mechanism to deal with the Slit-Mouthed Woman!
Taking a deep breath.
Focused on her chest.
At this moment, the Slit-Mouthed Woman spoke again: "Am I beau..."
Before she could finish, a middle finger gently pressed against her full lips.
Slit-Mouthed Woman: "???"
Jiang Che: "Shh—listen to me~"
"Once, there was a sincere love placed before me, I didn't cherish it, and only regretted it after losing it..."
Slit-Mouthed Woman: "???"
Did she use too much mystic power and turn him into an idiot?
Jiang Che: "If heaven could give me another chance..."
Slit-Mouthed Woman: "Speak human language."
Jiang Che looked deeply into the Slit-Mouthed Woman's eyes: "Do you believe in love at first sight?"
Slit-Mouthed Woman: "Huh?"
Not giving her time to react, he directly embraced her slender waist.
Jiang Che: "(* ̄3 ̄)"
Slit-Mouthed Woman: "You, you, you..."
"Mm! Mmm mmm!!!"
The Slit-Mouthed Woman was stunned.
This, this, what's happening?!
"(。ŏ_ŏ) Mm~"
Something strange slipped in.
Her eyes trembled, her mind went blank.
The Slit-Mouthed Woman wanted to struggle, but for some reason, she couldn't muster any strength.
And to save his life, Jiang Che, mouth to mouth, was getting into it.
This should be warm enough!
Soon, the Slit-Mouthed Woman's body completely softened.
At this moment, time seemed to freeze.
Aside from a bit of a bloody taste, it wasn't bad.
There was even a hint of sweetness.
After a long while.
They separated.
"......"
"I, I..." the Slit-Mouthed Woman stammered, hesitating.
Gone was any sign of ferocity, the cracks on her face had vanished.
She looked like a shy girl next door, at a loss for what to do.
"I... will take responsibility for you."
Jiang Che looked deeply at the Slit-Mouthed Woman, gently touching her hair styled like steel needles...
"I, I..."
"I, I'm called Little Slit..."
The Slit-Mouthed Woman stomped her foot, covered her face, and ran away.
Watching the Slit-Mouthed Woman disappear into the grove, Jiang Che finally breathed a sigh of relief.
Hmm? What did she just say her name was?
Never mind, it's not important.
Just then, a notification sounded.
"Congratulations on completing the Hidden Quest—Redeeming the Slit-Mouthed Woman!"
"Reward received, bound F-level Taboo Object: [Blood-Stained Scissors]"
[Blood-Stained Scissors (F)]: Scissors aren't just for cutting hair~ (A keepsake left by the Slit-Mouthed Woman, non-tradeable)
Taboo Objects are produced from the Uncanny, generally divided into six levels: A, B, C, D, E, F.
Beyond these six levels are the extremely rare S-level, SS-level, SSS-level...
Unexpectedly, I got a Taboo Object right at the start!
Too bad it's bound, otherwise, I could sell it for at least a hundred thousand outside!
Maybe even more!
Suddenly, Jiang Che felt a great interest in this challenge.
With the protagonist's halo, why should I be scared?
He strode towards the hospital, encountering no more uncanny events.
Before long, Jiang Che arrived in front of a crooked building.
Netherworld Hospital—Inpatient Building.
As soon as he stepped into the inpatient building's entrance, a task notification sounded in his ear.
"Main Quest: As a caregiver, you need to take good care of your patients."
"Task Duration: Seven days."
"Friendly Reminder 1: A good doctor-patient relationship can earn you extra points, but making the patients angry can be very dangerous."
"Friendly Reminder 2: After dark, just sleep quietly, and don't open your eyes."
"Task Comprehensive Difficulty: E."
The main quest is like a baseline task, completing it guarantees a basic reward.
This is the task most people choose.
As for the so-called extra points, they enhance the basic reward.
What truly drives people to risk their lives is the challenge task hidden behind the main quest.
It's just the beginning, and Jiang Che doesn't know what the challenge task is yet.
As for the final task comprehensive difficulty, it can be understood as the dungeon level.
First-timers usually start with F-level, E-level dungeons are quite rare.
However...
Jiang Che's eyes burned with determination.
Bring it on, let the storm rage on!
At this moment, a voluptuous nurse approached.
Short skirt nurse outfit, paired with black stockings...
Jiang Che's eyes were glued.
This kind of modeling, he's only seen in anime.
Do you know the bio-babes in Fireline?
The one in front of him is bigger and more thrilling than those bio-babes!
"Newcomer."
The Head Nurse spoke, her voice icy: "You're responsible for the patients on the 4th floor, today a female patient in room 401 needs special service, go handle it, and come back here after six in the evening to settle your pay."
Female patient? Special service?
Could it be an injection?!
Jiang Che was a bit confused, yet a little expectant...
After speaking, the Head Nurse was about to leave, but Jiang Che asked, "Excuse me, are there others besides me?"
This challenge was arranged by the school, there should be several classmates assigned to the same scenario.
But so far, he hadn't seen anyone else.
The Head Nurse glanced at Jiang Che, revealing a strange smile, and said.
"You'll find out after work."
"But one is already dead, though a waste, still quite delicious!"
Saying this, the Head Nurse stuck out her pink tongue and licked her lips...
Jiang Che: "???"
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