156: Chapter 152: Two Mistresses 156: Chapter 152: Two Mistresses Sun Wukong’s mouth twitched, and he glared at everyone and said, “It’s not what you’re thinking.”

Everyone had smiles on their faces, but none of them believed Sun Wukong’s words.

Lu Dongbin even sighed and said, “I thought the Great Sage had truly rid himself of those desires and was pure of heart and scant of want, but it turns out you just set your sights much higher than us.

Indeed, only a goddess from ancient times like Nu Ba would be worthy of the Great Sage’s attention.”

Sun Wukong shot him a glance and said irritably, “If you don’t talk, no one will think you’re a mute.”

Lu Dongbin closed his mouth, but the smile on his face betrayed his thoughts.

Just then, Sun Wukong suddenly widened his eyes.

She came too.

Outside Huaguo Mountain, Lady Dragon of Wealth and Nu Ba encountered each other, and the two female immortals instantly sensed something.

After exchanging glances, they could each see the intense hostility in the other’s eyes.

“Wukong, Lady Dragon of Wealth has been at a critical juncture in her cultivation lately.

I want to give her some different insights, so let her stay with you for a while,”

came the voice of The Bodhisattva Guanyin.

Of course, she herself definitely wasn’t here, still at the South Sea.

This was a message sent by a spell.

Sun Wukong was flabbergasted.

Isn’t this adding to the chaos?

Nu Ba coming was one thing, but why let the Dragon Girl come over too?

Besides, he really had no interest in women.

“A fight between two women over a husband, ah.”

Lu Dongbin immediately exclaimed, excited, for this was the Great Sage Equalling Heaven’s juicy gossip.

Sun Wukong wore a dark expression and glanced at Lu Dongbin, saying coldly, “If you dare to go out and spout nonsense, you’re dead.”

Ignoring Lu Dongbin’s mischievous smile, Sun Wukong opened up the barrier.

The Dragon Girl and Nu Ba descended.

One was an ancient goddess in blue clothes, Nu Ba, the daughter of the Yellow Emperor and also one of the powerful generals.

She had already reached the realm of Heavenly Venerate and could be considered one of the top powerhouses in the Three Realms.

The other, as the Wealth Dragon Maiden, a disciple of The Bodhisattva Guanyin, was incomparably holy, having cultivated since childhood, and was absolutely pure and unsullied, unique in her sanctity.

Either one could be considered a dazzling pearl among the Three Realms.

Wherever these two went, the immortals and Buddhas of the Three Realms would treat them as honored guests.

But at this moment, Sun Wukong just felt a headache.

Isn’t this adding to the chaos?

The bonds of husband and wife from the mortal world had already faded in his mind.

But now, faced with Nu Ba again, those memories became clear once more.

As for the Wealth Dragon Maiden, they had spent some time together and were quite familiar with each other.

Nu Ba greeted everyone, “I pay my respects to all the immortal friends here, oh, Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva, you’re not dead.”

She stared at Ksitigarbha with surprise on her face.

It was rumored outside that Ksitigarbha had died, and yet here he was at Huaguo Mountain.

It seemed Ksitigarbha had faked his death to escape, and now he had taken refuge with the Great Sage Equalling Heaven.

Ksitigarbha smiled slightly and said, “I pay my respects to Princess Nu Ba.”

“I prefer to be called General Nu Ba,”

Nu Ba stated proudly.

Even though she was a woman, her heroic bearing was no less than that of a man.

Possessing an extraordinary beauty that could bring down countries, she was more charismatic than some of the seemingly weaker female immortals.

The people immediately took a liking to Nu Ba.

Ksitigarbha said with a smile, “My apologies, I misspoke.

Please forgive me, General Nu Ba.”

“No problem,”

Nu Ba said, revealing a smile.

She quite liked the title of general.

At that moment, the Wealth Dragon Maiden stepped forward and also paid her respects to everyone.

“I pay my respects to the senior immortals.”

The people returned the greeting, saying they dared not accept such respect.

Then, the Wealth Dragon Maiden quietly stood by Sun Wukong’s side and said no more.

She was of a quiet and gentle disposition and not one for many words.

“How did you end up coming here?”

Sun Wukong whispered.

The Wealth Dragon Maiden hesitated for a moment before replying telepathically, “The Bodhisattva said a threat was looking for you and asked me to come here to fight for myself.”

Sun Wukong: “…”

Isn’t the Bodhisattva just making things more complicated?

He, Sun Wukong, had absolutely no interest in romantic affairs with men or women.

Nu Ba also walked over, and she gave Sun Wukong a punch, expressing her dissatisfaction, “You monkey really aren’t considerate, getting into a fight and not even calling me to join, and we were even husband and wife for a while.”

The gazes of those around them changed again.

With a wry smile, Sun Wukong said, “It was just a mortal epiphany.

Our bodies merely touched by accident, it wasn’t a real union but a convergence of mana into a mortal body.

Why are you so fixated on that?”

Nu Ba looked perplexed.

She sighed and said, “You might not care because you’re male, but I can’t disregard it.

If you were really a mortal, I could just wait for you to die, and everything would be settled, but you’re not dead, are you?

You know every single hemorrhoid on my body, how could you say I shouldn’t care?”

This explosive?

The pupils of everyone there nearly popped out of their heads; they looked at the pair with excited anticipation.

Sun Wukong was on the verge of going mad.

He glared at Nu Ba and scolded, “Should you even say such things?

There are so many people around.

Can’t you keep your mouth shut?”

Nu Ba was reprimanded but didn’t care in the least.

She spoke with a smiling face, “As you wish.”

Then, to everyone’s amazement, she actually kept quiet and stood to the side obediently.

This utterly docile attitude shocked everyone.

Everyone knew what it meant for Nu Ba to behave in such a way.

Sun Wukong felt overwhelmed and quickly said, “Forget it, you all chat.

I’m going out for a walk.”

Without waiting for their replies, his figure flashed, and he left the place.

The corners of Nu Ba’s mouth lifted in a smile as she said, “What a timid monkey.”

The Wealth Dragon Maiden frowned, and although she didn’t say anything, she seemed unhappy.

Bengba approached.

Seeing the Wealth Dragon Maiden, he immediately jumped over, excited.

“Mistress, Mistress, you’re back.”

He hopped happily by the Wealth Dragon Maiden’s side.

“It’s you, you little smart spirit.

I didn’t expect you’ve become an Earth Immortal, that’s wonderful.”

The Wealth Dragon Maiden replied with a smile.

She was also very happy, appraising Bengba from head to toe with a look of admiration.

Mistress?

That title instantly made Nu Ba’s face darken.

She slapped Bengba, and he immediately sprawled to the ground.

He felt as if a giant dragon had rammed into him.

“Second Hostess, why did you hit me?”

Bengba asked, utterly confused.

Second Hostess?

Nu Ba was taken aback and then somewhat angry.

She kicked Bengba away, not at all interested in being second.

“Why did you kick him?”

The Wealth Dragon Maiden couldn’t hold back any longer and glared at Nu Ba.

“What, is there a problem?

If I feel like kicking, I kick.

If you are not happy, hit me back,” Nu Ba said arrogantly.

“Thump.”

She was punched hard by the Wealth Dragon Maiden.

“Fine, you foul seafood, how dare you hit me?

Let’s fight it out,”

“You crude woman, where do you think you’re punching?

Witness my ‘Immortal Points the Way’.”

Nu Ba: “Black Tiger Steals Heart.”

The Wealth Dragon Maiden: “Demon-Subduing Seal.”

Nu Ba: “Monkey Steals Peach.”

The Wealth Dragon Maiden: “You’re shameless.”

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