Chapter 1136: Chapter 87: If He Can Go, Why Can’t I?

“Things aren’t over here yet, I won’t be coming back tonight.”

Wang Yunxiao had a lot of young women’s scents on him and wasn’t confident he could fool that someone’s keen nose.

But in all fairness, it wasn’t his fault, right?

Those girls at the dojo charged at him like they were crazy. He couldn’t just knock them out one by one; he could only hold them down and give them a light tap on the back of the head. Even so, quite a few were scared into wetting their pants on the spot. Can you say that leaves a good impression?

After much consideration, Wang Yunxiao decided to ditch Li Mumu.

It’s not that he’s afraid Li Mumu will get irrationally jealous; Eldest Miss Li is ultimately sensible. He’s mainly worried that being too emotional would harm her health. Her body hadn’t fully recovered yet, and if she couldn’t resist messing around with him, it would be bad if it resulted in internal injuries.

Yes, that’s the reason.

It has nothing to do with Yagyu Junko’s sincere invitation to stay over at the dojo.

“Heh heh.”

Li Mumu’s icy laugh came from the other end of the phone.

“I see your guts are getting bigger. Do you really think of me as leftovers in a pot?”

“No, no, absolutely not!”

Wang Yunxiao hurriedly explained, “It’s really for work. In three days, we have to destroy a heretical sect’s sacrificial ritual; I can’t leave right now. I need to conserve my energy.”

“Conserve energy? Really?”

“I swear to the light I wouldn’t mess around outside.”

“I can’t believe you at all. Give me a reason to forgive you now, or we’re done!”

Wang Yunxiao thought for a bit, tentatively said in a low voice, “When you’re fully recovered, I’ll take you to have fun.”

“Well well well, finally admitting you’re having fun outside, huh! What are you playing at?”

“Hot spring, massage, Fusang cuisine.”

“Oh?”

“And there are performances.”

“What kind of performances?”

“Song and dance, Sword Dao.”

“Anything else?”

“That’s all.”

“Can’t be, isn’t there anything more exciting?”

“I don’t know, I haven’t experienced it.”

Wang Yunxiao thought to himself, everything I’m saying is the truth.

The grinding sound of Li Mumu’s teeth came from the other side of the phone.

“There are beauties, right?”

“No.”

“Hmm?”

“They’re average. You know I have always had high standards.”

“Young girl swordsmen singing and dancing, performing Sword Dao, right?”

“They’re just sprigs, little brats.”

“Little girl swordsmen singing and dancing, performing Sword Dao, right?”

“You know that’s not my type.”

“I want to go right now!”

“You…hmm?”

Wang Yunxiao looked up at the sky, “Now?”

“Yes.”

“Isn’t it inappropriate… that kind of place.”

“What’s inappropriate about it, or are you worried it’ll spoil your fun?”

“Not at all, I’m just saying we should wait until we’ve finished our business and then…”

“Don’t waste time, give me the address.”

“It’s a members-only recommendation system here.”

“Do you think a young master of the Mu Family can’t get a membership card?”

Young master?

That’s not… what are you up to?

After hanging up the phone, Wang Yunxiao was full of sorrow.

Something worse than having your wife come over to check up on you has happened.

My wife wants to come and learn the skills with me.

Li Mumu, oh Li Mumu, I’ve never realized you have a thing for lolis!

This scoundrel, sneaking off to enjoy himself without me!

At the Navy Academy gate, Li Mumu clenched her fists, gritting her teeth.

The Cause and Effect Line can only show the rough events, it’s not a 2K HD movie that can stream detailed content.

All she knew was that the guy surnamed Wang was sneaking around, she didn’t expect him to be having such a good time.

Hot spring baths, little girls doing Sword Dao or whatever.

Ugh, do you even get it, do you?

Thinking of this, she flipped out the Bronze Mirror.

“Old Shen, Old Shen, calling Old Shen.”

“…”

“Eldest Miss Shen, are you busy?”

“…”

“Want to go for a hot spring bath?”

“What kind of hot spring?”

“The kind that offers massage services from technicians.”

“Li Mumu, are you out of your mind? Do you know how many mouths I have to feed every day when I open my eyes? Do you think I’m like you, marry a smelly man and hide away to peacefully nurture a child?”

“Just say if you’re going or not.”

“Going, where is it?”

“Liusheng Dojo, ever heard of it? It’s members-only; do you have a membership?”

“Dojo? Hot spring bath? Massage? A foot massage place?”

“Yes, just like you’re thinking. A dojo where lots of pretty girls provide technical services; my husband doesn’t even want to come home after staying there.”

“Tsk tsk tsk, never heard of it, let me call my third uncle.”

A few minutes later, Shen Qingxi came back.

“My third uncle says it’s a high-end consumption place; can your husband even afford it on his salary?”

“Why should I care if he can afford it? As long as I can afford it.”

“Are you really going?”

“Aren’t you?”

“Going, going, going! Where shall I pick you up?”

An hour later, two “handsome young men” wearing designer suits walked out of a department store and got into a car.

“Why do I have to wear men’s clothing too?”

Shen Qingxi was quite puzzled.

“Girls going to such places is too inappropriate.”

“You know it’s inappropriate?”

Li Mumu put on gold-rimmed glasses, using the rearview mirror to tidy her hair slicked back.

Hmm, it’s that kind of greased back hair, the kind that looks very refined… a scoundrel.

“Wang Yunxiao can go, but I can’t?”

Shen Qingxi was still a bit hesitant, “What if we meet some indecent men? I’m still a young maiden…”

Li Mumu rolled her eyes at her, “Then just scream loudly.”

“What if I scream till my throat hurts but no one comes to save me?”

“Then just keep screaming, scream even louder.”

“Then your husband will come descending from the heavens on a cloud?”

“He’s already married, so don’t get any ideas.”

“Isn’t that even better?”

Shen Qingxi wrapped an arm around Li Mumu’s shoulder with a lecherous smile, “Want me to test him out for you?”

Li Mumu gave her the middle finger.

“That’s all it is? Then you won’t be very happy… Ow, I’m just kidding!”

When the car arrived at the Liusheng Dojo, it was already late.

Shen Qingxi stepped out of the car with a cane, put on sunglasses, then bit down on a neatly cut cigar.

She raised her hand, shook her sleeve, took out a pure gold lighter, and lightly puffed at the cigar.

“Cough cough cough cough——”

Nearly coughed her lungs out.

Damn, forgot to mechanize the body.

The receptionist at the front desk was dumbfounded.

This bad off and still out for fun?

Won’t she have tuberculosis or some contagious disease?

But in the next second, a roll of large bills slipped from Shen Qingxi’s fingers into her chest.

“I’m a guest of the Shen Family.”

The magical power of the cash instantly made the girl overlook many oddities in front of her, and she promptly bowed in greeting.

“Irasshaimase! Young Master Shen has already called ahead, please follow me inside!”