Chapter 1 — Blow all of heaven and earth to smithereens! ? Prologue ?【Magical Girl】A thread to talk about retired magical girls△◇

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    1 ? No Name Magical Girl Lover

    This is a thread to talk about real life retired magical girls.

    Let’s reminisce, compare them to current magical girls, or talk about them as you like.

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    2 ? No Name Magical Girl Lover

    Posting a thread

    Below is a list of abbreviations for witches :

    【Already Retired】

    Sun : Rising Sun

    Random Fire : Trigger Happy

    Time : Chrono Keeper

    Knight : Round Knight

    Eastern Imperial Eagle : Harpy Eagle

    Hellfire : Prime Flame

    Acceleration : Accel Drive

    Tightly Drawn Bow : Robin Hood

    Hedgehog : Hedgehog

    Denial : No-Way

    Thunder : Monarch Sprite

    Illusion : Imaginary Friend

    Foresight : Oracle Talker

    Bomb : Clear Bomber

    Courage : Dreadnought

    Rotation : Spin Order

    Locust Swarm : Grasshopper

    【Student Taking】

    Sleep : Lazy Lady

    Poisonous Insect : Discause

    Doll : Wigs Crosseau

    Winged Argonaut : Doppelganger

    Frozen Ground : Permafrost

    Gravity : Redball

    Sorceress : Dragoncall

    Magnetism : Ex-Magna

    White Rabbit : Rabbit Foot

    Brave : Simeracres

    Shark Evocation : Bull Shark

    3 ? No Name Magical Girl Lover

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    I told you that only 1 is a template.

    Go away, troll.

    4 ? No Name Magical Girl Lover

    Moderator Kitter is suddenly here.

    6 ? No Name Magical Girl Lover

    I’m not saying I’m a moderator, but it’s actually the only one with a temp, so it’s a distraction.

    6 ? No Name Magical Girl Lover

    I was pretty helpful when I first got here.

    7 ? No Name Magical Girl Lover

    Don’t let the trolls get to you.

    Anyone who responds is trolling.

    Well, that’s it, Roaring Thunder-chan is retiring today—

    8 ? No Name Magical Girl Lover

    You say…

    Monarch Sprite-chan was pretty old school, wasn’t she?

    How long have she been doing this?

    9 ? No Name Magical Girl Lover

    I thought they were already there about 10 years ago.

    I don’t remember—

    10 ? No Name Magical Girl Lover

    I looked at the unofficial WIKI and it looks like they’ve been doing this for 13 years.

    I guess I’m not old enough to be a little girl anymore, hahaha

    11 ? No Name Magical Girl Lover

    Hah? Magical girls don’t age, though, do they?

    12 ? No Name Magical Girl Lover

    I mean, she hasn’t retired yet, so it’s a slippery slope, isn’t it?

     I think you’re wrong about the second one too.

    13 ? No Name Magical Girl Lover

    12 It’s urban legend

    14 ? No Name Magical Girl Lover

    I feel like this thread is all about witches.

    Let’s talk about regular magical girls too.

    Have you ever heard of Clover-chan?

    15 ? No Name Magical Girl Lover

    I don’t know

    16 ? No Name Magical Girl Lover

    I don’t know

    17 ? No Name Magical Girl Lover

    I don’t know

    18 ? No Name Magical Girl Lover

    15-17 Y’guys are awful

    Well, to be honest, I don’t know either.

    I’m too biased in my name recognition to talk about it properly unless she’s a witch.

    19 ? No Name Magical Girl Lover

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    If she have a special weapon, she don’t have to be a witch to be famous.

    20 ? No Name Magical Girl Lover

    I mean, all these girls look like they were one step away from being witches.

    21 ? No Name Magical Girl Lover

    And then there’s the idol magical girls.

    22 ? No Name Magical Girl Lover

    Those are the kids who came out recently, so I’m guessing most of them aren’t among the retired guys.

    23 ? No Name Magical Girl Lover

    I wanted to be shot by Trigger Happy-chan my whole life.

    24 ? No Name Magical Girl Lover

    A pervert—!

    25 ? No Name Magical Girl Lover

    But I understand.

    I wanted to be kicked by those beautiful legs of Grasshopper-chan.

    26 ? No Name Magical Girl Lover

    I don’t understand getting shot or kicked, but I would have liked to have met them.

    27 ? No Name Magical Girl Lover

    I’ve seen one before!!

    28 ? No Name Magical Girl Lover

    You’re lying

    29 ? No Name Magical Girl Lover

    Uploading evidence

    30 ? No Name Magical Girl Lover

    I guess magical girls aren’t real.

    They’re fighting in a special world.

    We don’t know what they’re fighting for.

    31 ? No Name Magical Girl Lover

    Eh—?

    You’re right, I did see it.

    32 ? No Name Magical Girl Lover

    Poor thing……

    I can’t believe I missed her so much that I hallucinated…

    33 ? No Name Magical Girl Lover

    31 I’ve heard people say similar things before, but in the end there’s no proof

    They seemed to have a hazy memory.

    34 ? No Name Magical Girl Lover

    I mean, now that I think about it, what is a magical girl?

    I’m getting excited about it before I even know what it is.

    35 ? No Name Magical Girl Lover

    When you put it that way, what is it?

    I don’t really know.

    36 ? No Name Magical Girl Lover

    As long as it’s cute, all the better!

    I don’t care about the details!

    37 ? No Name Magical Girl Lover

    Spider

    38 ? No Name Magical Girl Lover

    It’s the truth.

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    Learn more

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    578 ? No Name Magical Girl Lover

    I don’t care about quality, witches are so numerous nowadays.

    579 ? No Name Magical Girl Lover

    When it was less, there were maybe five of them–

    580 ? No Name Magical Girl Lover

    Was there ever a time when there were that few?

    I just got into it recently, so I didn’t know.

    581 ? No Name Magical Girl Lover

    This is fate, it must be so.

    There’s gonna be a big fight coming up.

    Let the festivities begin!

    582 ? No Name Magical Girl Lover

    Where’s the vertical reading? Here?

    583 ? No Name Magical Girl Lover

    578 A confrontationist

    584 ? No Name Magical Girl Lover

    I don’t know how strong the enemy is, so I can’t make a clear comparison.

    I don’t know who’s stronger, the old witches or the new witches.

    585 ? No Name Magical Girl Lover

    Speaking of then and now, though, Permafrost-chan have been around for a long time, haven’t you?

    586 ? No Name Magical Girl Lover

    I told you, magical girls don’t age.

    587 ? No Name Magical Girl Lover

    Permafrost-chan’s skirt has more layers every year.

    Do you know what this means?

    I don’t either.

    588 ? No Name Magical Girl Lover

    I thought magical girls were supposed to be attacked.

    Like Rising Sun-chan, she’s not a witch, but she’s still a magical girl.

    589 ? No Name Magical Girl Lover

    588 Well? Not that I have any idea.

    590 ? No Name Magical Girl Lover

    What I’m doing is idolizing.

    Turn on the TV and you’ll see them all the time.

    Even more through the screen.

    591 ? No Name Magical Girl Lover

    So magical girls have come of age in an era of diversity.

    592 ? No Name Magical Girl Lover

    But Permafrost-chan has always been a witch.

    593 ? No Name Magical Girl Lover

    I mean, you’re talking about a witch who isn’t retired.

    Let’s talk about our idol, Imaginary Friend-chan!

    594 ? No Name Magical Girl Lover

    Imaginary Friend-chan may have a loner’s name, but she’s not a loner.

    In fact, she’s popular because she uses her friend’s magical girl magic.

    595 ? No Name Magical Girl Lover

    I know!

    That’s because she was such a good girl.

    596 ? No Name Magical Girl Lover

    Oh? Do you want to brag about being a good girl?

    My Oracle Talker-chan is no slouch either, huh?

    596 ? No Name Magical Girl Lover

    Since when did she become yours!