Miracle Farmer with Special Abilities
Chapter 237 - 0237 Crazy Women are Scary_1
CHAPTER 237: CHAPTER 0237 CRAZY WOMEN ARE SCARY_1
The sun had already risen over ten feet high, its golden rays showering Mantou Ridge.
Xiao Fang had been up early for work. Although the Wenwu Group now had another source of income—the Star Interlanguage School—the pharmaceutical factory remained the foundation of the Wenwu Pharmaceutical Group, so no slacking was allowed.
Zhang Bin, however, was still lying in bed, snoring like thunder.
He was now living the good life: sleeping until he woke up naturally and counting money until his hands cramped.
Of course, his sleep was different from others. When he slept, his spirit and consciousness entered the virtual world created by Tutu.
In the virtual world, he studied alien technology and practiced his painting and calligraphy, hoping for a major breakthrough.
Moreover, he had recently discovered that he could also practice martial arts, train his Special Ability, and even cultivate the Qingmu Longevity Technique and Pure Heart Mystique in the virtual world. The results were in no way inferior to his cultivation in the real world. The only thing he couldn’t do was perform Qi gathering, as the plants in the virtual world contained no Spiritual Energy.
Therefore, he now spent most of his time sleeping, which was, in reality, time spent improving himself. His waking hours, of course, were for enjoying life to the fullest.
He was also considering ways to make more money. After all, the Hero Auction was only about two months away. With his current wealth, it was uncertain whether he could successfully bid on the medicinal herbs he wanted. It was impossible to make several hundred million US dollars in two months through normal means, and he was unwilling to resort to nefarious schemes. He felt it would go against his conscience and negatively affect his cultivation. So, he didn’t force the issue. If he couldn’t acquire enough medicinal herbs this year, there was always next year. After all, he now had two cash cows constantly generating wealth for him.
Suddenly, his phone rang.
Zhang Bin instantly awoke, grabbed the phone, and saw it was Liu Ruolan’s number.
A bright smile appeared on his face as he thought, Are you missing your husband again? Don’t worry, I’ll come keep you company tonight.
"There’s big trouble..."
Liu Ruolan, ignoring Zhang Bin’s teasing, said anxiously, "A huge crowd of women has surrounded our company. We can’t even get to work properly."
"What? A crowd of women has surrounded our company? What’s going on?" Zhang Bin jumped up, incredulous. He almost suspected Liu Ruolan was joking.
Otherwise, how could such an absurd thing be happening?
"It’s the mess you caused," Liu Ruolan said sullenly. "You’re too promiscuous, and now your debts are coming due."
"I’ve never loved and left any woman! They’re trying to extort me! Call the police!" Zhang Bin fumed. I’ve never messed around, so how could I have run up this kind of romantic debt?
"Come over first. You’re the only one who can handle this," Liu Ruolan said, her voice sounding a little strange.
"Alright, alright, I’m on my way! I’d like to see who dares to extort me. Do they have a death wish?"
After his angry outburst, Zhang Bin leaped out of bed. He washed up hastily, grabbed the breakfast Xiao Fang had left for him in an insulated pot—porridge and eggs—and quickly devoured it.
He rushed out the door like a gust of wind. Soon, he was driving near Wenwu Pharma, where he was completely dumbfounded. A veritable sea of women had truly surrounded the Wenwu Pharmaceutical Group building.
They were also holding banners and placards.
"WE DEMAND BUST ENHANCEMENT!"
"WENWU PHARMA, HAND OVER THE BREAST ENHANCEMENT MEDICINE!"
"IF THE HEAVENLY QUEEN CAN DO IT, SO CAN WE!"
"ZHANG BIN, STOP FOOLING AROUND WITH THAT LANGUAGE SCHOOL AND GIVE US THE BREAST ENHANCEMENT MEDICINE WE NEED!"
From time to time, they erupted into angry chants:
"Women are furious, and the consequences will be severe!"
"Breast enhancement, breast enhancement, we want breast enhancement!"
Many police officers had also arrived, but they didn’t disperse the crowd. After all, these were just women demonstrating to protect their rights.
Damn, women are terrifying when they get riled up, Zhang Bin muttered, a bitter expression on his face.
Breast enhancement drugs were unlike beauty products; he hadn’t developed them yet. His laboratory wasn’t even built, and much of the equipment was still in the design and manufacturing phase. He had no way to analyze the properties of Earth’s medicinal ingredients.
However, Heavenly Queen Zhu Danyan had announced at a press conference that she took a breast enhancement medicine developed by Zhang Bin, which caused her to go up several cup sizes.
With the Heavenly Queen’s massive fanbase, virtually every woman in China now knew about this miraculous medicine. They had naturally flooded Wenwu Pharma with calls, but none could get a release date for the product. It was understandable that their impatience had boiled over into a full-blown siege.
Zhu Danyan, you’ve really screwed me over this time, Zhang Bin thought, pacing frantically. He finally understood why Liu Ruolan had said only he could handle this.
He parked his car in front of a shop, circulated his True Qi to alter his appearance, then quickly walked to the entrance of the Wenwu Pharma building. He even shouted along with them, "My wife wants breast enhancement! Zhang Bin, get out here!"
The surrounding women burst out laughing, feeling they had gained a new ally, and their chants grew even more vigorous.
Amid the commotion, Zhang Bin slowly squeezed through the crowd. When he reached the front, he waited for a moment when no one was looking and dashed through the doors.
The security guards at the gate only saw a blur as if someone had slipped inside, but when they turned to look, there was no one there.
Damn, just getting inside was a hassle, Zhang Bin thought, wiping sweat from his brow as he climbed the stairs.
"Good day, Chairman."
Finally, a few employees spotted Zhang Bin and greeted him with coy smiles.
"Ladies, you’ve worked hard!" Zhang Bin replied with a mischievous grin as he walked past.
"The one working hard is you, Chairman," one of the women teased.
"I live to serve the beautiful ladies!" Zhang Bin declared earnestly.
"Pfft..."
The group of beautiful female employees burst out laughing. Even Liu Ruolan, who had come to meet him, was bent over in hysterics.
"You’re still in the mood to joke? Look at this mess. How are we going to handle it? One wrong move and we’ll be in big trouble," Liu Ruolan said with a playful pout.
"This just shows our weight loss pills have a huge market and are incredibly popular. Heavenly Queen Zhu Danyan gave them the best advertisement possible," Zhang Bin said.
"Then can you produce the breast enhancement medicine right now?" Liu Ruolan asked with an expectant look.
"I can’t produce it right now. First, let’s pick a few women, and I’ll make a sacrifice and personally... enhance them," Zhang Bin said.
"You dare!" Liu Ruolan was furious.