CHAPTER 80: CHAPTER 80: THE HILARIOUS INFERTILITY_1

Zhang Bin and Ma Rufei sat on a rock at the foot of the mountain.

Zhang Bin asked, "How did you find out?"

"How could I not? All of China knows about it," Ma Rufei said. "I just don’t understand, Master. You’re not someone to be trifled with, so why are you letting people push you around?"

"There’s an old saying: ’The people don’t fight the officials.’ I’m just a small farmer. How could I possibly retaliate?" Zhang Bin feigned a dejected look.

"Master, you’re no ordinary farmer. You’re a martial arts expert with incredible medical skills," Ma Rufei said. "If you don’t fight back or make any preparations, more and more people will try to take over the Bright Eye Liquid and Weight Loss Pills."

"Fight back? How? Should I march over to their home and exterminate the entire Diao Clan? I’m a law-abiding citizen." Zhang Bin shook his head repeatedly, his face clouded with worry. "If only I were a hacker as powerful as the Rabbit King."

"A hacker like the Rabbit King is a myth, just like it is for us in the martial world to reach the Golden Core Realm. So stop daydreaming. You should be making the most of your own strengths. Even if you don’t fight back, you should at least make some preparations, right?"

"What kind of preparations?" Zhang Bin asked, surprised.

"Preparing means increasing your own power. For example, by connecting with influential people," Ma Rufei said cautiously, watching Zhang Bin.

"Not interested," Zhang Bin said with a shake of his head.

He needed to focus on his cultivation now; he had no time to be making friends and forging alliances. The only way to truly increase his power was to become stronger himself.

"Master, you’re going to be at a disadvantage if you keep this up," Ma Rufei said earnestly. "If the Diao Clan really tries to take your company, even hackers will be useless, because they can just use another pretext to seize it. Without someone incredibly powerful protecting you, you’ll end up doing all the hard work for someone else’s benefit."

"My sword is very sharp," Zhang Bin said, his voice thick with killing intent as he drew the bamboo sword from his waist.

"Master, no matter how strong you are, can you be stronger than a master at the Liquid State?" Ma Rufei asked.

The Liquid State? How long will it take for me to reach that level of cultivation? Zhang Bin wondered, but he said aloud, "It’s precisely because there are masters stronger than me that I must spend most of my time on cultivation to enhance my own strength. Borrowed power isn’t reliable and doesn’t last."

He knew all too well that what Ma Rufei was suggesting—making connections—was just a euphemism for asking for help, which was the thing he hated most. Besides, he refused to believe that he couldn’t protect his own wealth with his own strength.

Ma Rufei was suddenly at a loss for words. His eyes darted around for a long moment before he finally said, "Alright, let’s drop it. Master, I have a friend whose ’little brother’ has a problem. He can’t have children, so he’s been childless all this time. Do you think you can cure him?"

"Infertility?" Zhang Bin looked at Ma Rufei as if he were an idiot. "I don’t mean to brag, but if I say my medical skills are second in the world, no one would dare claim to be first. So, what do you think? Can I treat infertility?"

"Master, I know you’re not only number one at picking up girls, but your medical skills are number one as well. However, my friend is a soldier, and his ’little brother’ was shattered by a shell. So now, he has neither a ’little brother’ nor ’eggs.’ Master, can you cure his infertility?" Ma Rufei said awkwardly.

Zhang Bin was so angry he nearly spat blood. "Is that what you call infertility? With no ’little brother’ or ’eggs,’ he’s a eunuch! Do you think it’s possible for a eunuch to have a child?"

"But Master, you made my ’little brother’ grow several times larger. Surely you can make his ’little brother’ and ’eggs’ grow back," Ma Rufei stubbornly argued. "He’s my best friend. I can’t bear to see him live as a eunuch. Please, Master, help him!"

"Nonsense! Making something grow larger and making something grow back from nothing are two completely different things. They’re worlds apart," Zhang Bin said irritably.

"Master, you’re the number one Divine Doctor in the world. Surely you have a way to treat him?" Ma Rufei goaded.

"Of course I have a way. Did I say I couldn’t? I just said it wasn’t infertility," Zhang Bin declared proudly.

"Really? You’re not kidding?" Ma Rufei jumped up in delight.

"Of course it’s true. However, your friend must keep this an absolute secret. Otherwise, I won’t treat him," Zhang Bin said. "Also, what about the medical fee?"

"Master, you shouldn’t always be so focused on money. Just do me a favor and treat him for free," Ma Rufei said, rubbing his forehead. "Remember, you have to give to get. Curing my friend would be a tremendous favor. If you accept money, the favor is nullified. Don’t you think I’m right?"

"You have a point," Zhang Bin said, a thoughtful expression on his face. "Alright, as a favor to you, I’ll treat him for free. But just this once."

"This is the most brilliant decision you’ll ever make," Ma Rufei’s whole body trembled with excitement. "Come on, let’s go now."

"What? It’s free, and you expect me to make a house call? No way. Have him come here," Zhang Bin said, shaking his head like a rattle-drum.

Ma Rufei tried to persuade him for a while longer, but it was no use. Zhang Bin absolutely refused to go.

Ma Rufei had no choice but to step aside and make a call in a low voice.

He even has to hide from me to make a call. I can’t be bothered to eavesdrop. Zhang Bin shook his head and went home for dinner.

After about ten minutes on the phone, Ma Rufei also headed to Zhang Bin’s house to eat.

After dinner, he asked again anxiously, "Master, you’re not pulling my leg, are you? A man isn’t a gecko. If his penis and testicles are gone, can they really grow back?"

"As long as he was born a man, it’s fine. If he used to be a woman, then there’s nothing I can do," Zhang Bin said with a shrug.

I hope you’re not just boasting, Ma Rufei muttered to himself as he dragged Zhang Bin out the door.

WHIRR... WHIRR... WHIRR...

The sound of rotors thrummed through the sky.

A moment later, a helicopter slowly descended, landing on the open ground in front of Zhang Bin’s house. It was a military helicopter.

A large man in a black suit disembarked, flanked by two fully armed bodyguards.

"Dawei, you’re incredibly fast," Ma Rufei said as he trotted up to greet him.

Zhang Bin was stunned, as were the many villagers watching. After all, anyone who could use a military helicopter undoubtedly possessed an extraordinary status.

"Rufei, if you’re tricking me, I’ll show you why flowers are so red," the large man said menacingly.

Ma Rufei’s neck shrank back in fear. He quickly led the man over to Zhang Bin and made the introductions. "This is Zhang Bin, the Divine Doctor. This is my good friend, Zhao Dawei..."

After a brief exchange of pleasantries, Zhang Bin led the large man into a room. Ma Rufei naturally followed, while the two bodyguards remained on high alert. One stood guard outside the door, and the other entered the room with them.

Zhang Bin had the large man sit on the bed and ordered, "Take off your pants."

"Can you really make my penis and testicles grow back?" Zhao Dawei still looked incredulous, his eyes fixed on Zhang Bin.

"If you don’t believe me, you’re free to leave," Zhang Bin said proudly.

"If you’re just messing with me, I might just beat you to a pulp. I’ll break every bone in your body," Zhao Dawei threatened.

"The three of you together are no match for me," Zhang Bin said disdainfully. "So stop acting tough. It’s ridiculous."