CHAPTER 83: CHAPTER 083: TRADING GUNS FOR CANNONS_1

"What kind of medicine is this? Can it really make my little ding-ding grow back?" Zhao Dawei was extremely curious and couldn’t help but ask.

"This medicine is more precious than gold and more miraculous than an elixir of life. I only have this tiny amount," Zhang Bin said with a serious expression.

The liquid was, in fact, Bright Eye Liquid, which only he could cultivate. Bright Eye Liquid had the magical ability to restore wounds, reverting them to their state before any injury or disease. Thus, Bright Eye Liquid could regenerate severed limbs. Of course, the effect wasn’t instantaneous. It also required Longevity Qi to accelerate the process, prompting rapid cell division to regrow the penis and testicles. Otherwise, even with Zhang Bin’s stimulation using Longevity Qi, Zhao Dawei would have only grown a large lump of muscle tissue, not a complete organ. This was entirely different from breast enhancement or from making Ma Rufei’s penis grow larger.

Zhao Dawei fell silent, his eyes fixed on the area in hopeful expectation. Zhang Bin, however, was already busy. He gripped the pine needle and began to continuously channel Longevity Qi through it.

"It’s so itchy!" Zhao Dawei cried out in surprise. "So itchy..."

"Endure it," Zhang Bin said coldly.

"Don’t worry, I won’t move a muscle," Zhao Dawei said through gritted teeth.

Zhang Bin continued to channel Longevity Qi to stimulate rapid cell division, while his left hand applied more of the Bright Eye Liquid.

"Master, let me help you apply the liquid..." Ma Rufei offered eagerly from the side.

"Keep it moist. Don’t let it dry out," Zhang Bin instructed.

So, Ma Rufei took over applying the Bright Eye Liquid while Zhang Bin focused on channeling Longevity Qi to stimulate his patient’s cells into dividing quickly.

Then, something miraculous happened. The area began to swell rapidly, gradually forming a small penis the size of a Facing-Heaven Pepper, and two small testicles grew in beneath it.

"My God, how is this possible?" Qian Bing, the other bodyguard, and Ma Rufei all stared with wide eyes, looking as if they were about to pop out of their sockets.

As for Zhao Dawei, his mouth was stretched open in a massive, goofy grin. He looked like a poor man who had just won a five-million-dollar lottery.

The treatment continued. Half an hour passed quickly. His penis and testicles were completely regrown, and even the pubic hair had come in. All the scars had vanished, leaving the skin looking as if it had never been injured.

Zhang Bin stopped channeling Longevity Qi. His face was a little pale as he wiped the sweat from his brow. "It’s completely restored now, exactly like it was before. You can have as many children as you want."

"My God, this is the greatest miracle in the world!" all four men shouted frantically, their faces masks of pure shock and ecstasy.

Qian Bing even choked up as he said, "The Commander will be overjoyed."

The other bodyguard, Sun Tie, added, "Young Master, call the Commander and tell him the good news!"

"What Commander?" Zhao Dawei glared, his presence suddenly imperious. The two men immediately fell silent, but they couldn’t hide the overwhelming joy on their faces.

"Brother Dawei, congratulations!" Ma Rufei said excitedly.

"I owe you my thanks," Zhao Dawei said gratefully. He turned his gaze to Zhang Bin and declared in a resonant voice, "Zhang Bin, from this day forward, you are my brother."

"Your brother? I’m not so sure you’re qualified," Zhang Bin said with a wicked grin.

"I’m not qualified?" Zhao Dawei howled in anger. If Zhang Bin hadn’t just regrown his penis, he would have punched him already.

"That’s right, you’re not qualified. Your little ding-ding is too small," Zhang Bin said, his grin widening. "To be my brother, you need to have a huge bird. Rufei, why don’t you show him your huge bird?"

Without a trace of embarrassment, Ma Rufei dropped his pants, his face a mask of pure pride.

"My God," Zhao Dawei stammered in English, his face a picture of disbelief. "Is that a cannon?"

His face immediately turned crimson with shame. My own little ding-ding really is too small. It’s not a matter of quality; it’s the comparison that’s devastating.

The two bodyguards were also dumbfounded, staring blankly for a long moment before they could process what they were seeing.

"Hehe... It’s all thanks to my Master’s treatment," Ma Rufei whispered in Zhao Dawei’s ear. "Before, mine wasn’t even half the size of yours. Now, my woman is completely at my beck and call..."

In an instant, Zhao Dawei’s face lit up with wild joy. "Zhang Bin, my brother!" he said excitedly. "Quick, turn my little ding-ding into a huge bird! Just make it a little bigger than Ma Rufei’s!"

"Trading a pistol for a cannon? Then you’ll have to give me that pistol, won’t you?" Zhang Bin said, eyeing the gun at Zhao Dawei’s waist with envy.

"What do you want a gun for?" Zhao Dawei asked, astonished. He looked at Zhang Bin as if he were a monster. I have no idea what goes on in this kid’s head. His train of thought is just too unpredictable.

"I want to use it for sword practice," Zhang Bin explained. "Someone will shoot at me, and I’ll block the bullets with my sword."

The four other men could only stare at him with bewildered expressions. Is this guy even sane?

"So, are we trading or not?" Zhang Bin asked with a wicked grin.

"We’ll trade! Of course, we’ll trade!" Zhao Dawei said excitedly. "But first, I need to get you a gun permit before I can give you the gun. I can have it done by tomorrow."

"Waiting a day is no big deal," Zhang Bin laughed. He knew full well that Zhao Dawei’s identity wasn’t simple, which was why he had made this request. Otherwise, even if he got a gun, he wouldn’t dare use it, as that would be illegal.

Without further delay, Zhang Bin immediately channeled his Longevity Qi, transforming Zhao Dawei’s small penis into a massive cannon. Zhao Dawei was so overjoyed he nearly fainted.

For a man, the greatest source of pride is the size of his member. If it’s too small, you can’t hold your head high. But now, his was so enormous he could dominate every man except Zhang Bin. It didn’t matter if they were from China or from another country; none of them would be as big as him.

Zhao Dawei didn’t stay long. After thanking Zhang Bin profusely once more, he left in the helicopter, disappearing into the vast night sky.

Zhang Bin didn’t ask Ma Rufei about Zhao Dawei’s identity. Instead, he immediately sat down to cultivate diligently, using Spiritual Water to do so. He had just expended a great deal of Longevity Qi, an amount he never could have afforded if he didn’t know the art of Qi gathering.

When he awoke from his cultivation, it was already midnight.

Tutu’s voice suddenly sounded, "Master, your girlfriend called just now."

"Which girlfriend?" Zhang Bin asked.

"Liu Ruolan," Tutu replied.

Zhang Bin called Liu Ruolan back. "Sister Lan, sorry, I was cultivating just now..."

"Xiao Bin, the Diao Clan has finally caved to the pressure," Liu Ruolan said, her voice a mixture of pleasure and worry. "They’re coming to my house tomorrow night to discuss canceling the engagement. However, they made a strange request: they insist that you must be there."

"That’s fine. I’ll meet them tomorrow night," Zhang Bin said. "Don’t worry, your husband has everything under control."

"You Big Bad Egg," Liu Ruolan chided sweetly. "I’m not listening to you anymore, you’re always talking such nonsense." Despite her words, she chatted with Zhang Bin for a long time before finally hanging up.