Episode-686 - My Anime Shopping Tree & My Cold Prodigy Wife! - NovelsTime

My Anime Shopping Tree & My Cold Prodigy Wife!

Episode-686

Author: LordNoname
updatedAt: 2026-01-20

Chapter : 1351

The steam train rattled rhythmically against the iron tracks, creating a hypnotic, clanking lullaby that usually put travelers to sleep. But Lloyd Ferrum was wide awake. He sat in a private first-class compartment, staring out the window as the green countryside of the kingdom blurred into a smudge of color. He wasn't looking at the cows or the trees. He was looking at his own reflection in the glass, and for the first time in weeks, he didn't look like a man who was being hunted by three different women who wanted to marry him. He looked like a man who had successfully escaped a burning building with his eyebrows still intact.

"Freedom," Lloyd whispered to the window. "Sweet, silent, non-political freedom."

He took a sip of tea. It was terrible train tea, watery and bitter, but to him, it tasted like victory. He had left the capital. He had left the drama. He had left the terrifying prospect of explaining to the Sultan why he couldn't marry Princess Amina for now because his first wife, whom he was supposedly divorcing, had decided to become a terrifyingly possessive ice statue in his living room. And let’s not forget Faria, who was probably currently setting fire to something because his mother had promised him to her.

"I should write a book," Lloyd thought. "'How to Ruin Your Life in Ten Days: A Guide by Lloyd Ferrum.' It would be a bestseller."

But he wasn't here to write books. He was here for a rock. Well, a very specific, very expensive, very old rock.

Lloyd reached into his bag and pulled out a thick folder of notes. The title on the first page read: Project Aegis: Core Failure Analysis. He flipped through the pages. They were filled with drawings of his battle suit and big, angry red X marks over the head section.

The suit was a masterpiece of engineering. It was strong. It was fast. It was durable. But it was brainless. The Lilith Stones he had risked his life to get were good at basic tasks, like "move left arm" or "fire laser," but they couldn't think. They couldn't adapt. If he programmed the suit to walk forward and there was a hole in the ground, the suit would walk into the hole and then stand there at the bottom, waiting for the next instruction.

"I need a brain," Lloyd muttered. "Not a rock. A brain."

That was why he was going to Ramos. Ramos was the City of Scholars, a place where people cared more about old books than current wars. It was also home to the Ramos Old Military Museum. And inside that museum sat the Golem Heart.

Lloyd turned the page in his folder to a sketch of the Heart. It looked like a complex sphere of stone and crystal, covered in carvings that made no sense to modern mages. It was 500 years old. It was created by a genius named Anubis.

"Anubis," Lloyd said, tapping the paper. "The man who invented artificial intelligence five centuries before the steam engine. And then he died and burned all his notes because he was a paranoid genius. Thanks, Anubis. Really helpful."

The Golem Heart was legendary. Stories said it powered a guardian that defended an entire city by itself. It didn't just follow orders; it made decisions. It protected civilians. It prioritized threats. It learned.

To the rest of the world, the Heart was just a cool antique. It was a paperweight. A very expensive decoration that sat in a glass case. Mages had tried to turn it on for hundreds of years. They poured mana into it. They cast spells on it. Nothing happened. So, they decided it was broken. A relic of a lost age that would never work again.

"They gave up too easily," Lloyd thought. "They think it's a magic item. It's not. It's a computer. A computer made of stone, but a computer nonetheless."

Lloyd had tried to replicate it. He had built five different prototypes based on the few descriptions he could find in books. Every single one of them had failed. They either did nothing, or they hummed for three seconds and then exploded. He still had scorch marks on his workshop wall from Prototype Number 4.

"I can't build it from a description," Lloyd realized. "I need to see the original. I need to look inside it."

Chapter : 1352

That was his secret weapon. His [All-Seeing Eye]. The power he had bought from the System that let him see through walls, skin, and stone. He could look at the Golem Heart and see the internal circuits. He could see the flow of energy. He could reverse-engineer the genius of Anubis without ever touching the glass case.

"One look," Lloyd said to himself. "That's all I need. Just one good look at the internal structure, and I can build my own. I can fix the Aegis. And then..."

He leaned back in his seat. "And then I can fight monsters without dying instantly. That would be nice."

The train whistle blew, a loud, shrill sound that echoed through the compartment. Lloyd checked his pocket watch. They were making good time. They would arrive in Ramos by evening.

He felt a thrill of excitement. This was a scholar's mission. No swords. No demons. No angry wives. Just him, a museum, and a piece of ancient technology waiting to be understood.

"It's practically a vacation," Lloyd smiled. "What could possibly go wrong?"

He closed his eyes, imagining the museum. He would walk in, buy a ticket like a normal person, stare at the artifact for an hour, memorize its schematics, and then leave. He would have the secret to the ultimate weapon, and nobody would even know he was there.

It was a perfect plan. And Lloyd loved perfect plans. They were so rare in his life. Usually, his plans involved improvised explosions and a lot of running. But this time, he was determined to be boring. Boring was safe. Boring was good.

"Just a boring trip to a boring museum," Lloyd affirmed. "I will be the most boring person in Ramos."

He picked up a sandwich he had packed. It was ham and cheese. Very boring. Perfect. He took a bite and watched the world go by, blissfully unaware that the universe had a very different definition of "boring" than he did.

The train chugged along, winding its way through the mountain passes that separated the central kingdom from the western territories. The scenery was getting more rugged. Tall peaks capped with snow loomed in the distance. Ramos was a mountain city, built on stone and mining. It was a place of hard rock and hard heads.

Lloyd finished his sandwich and wiped his hands on a napkin. He pulled out another book from his bag. This one wasn't about engineering. It was a guidebook: The Traveler’s Guide to Ramos: History, Hotels, and Hygiene.

"Let's see," Lloyd mumbled, flipping through the pages. "Best places to eat. 'The Stone Soup Tavern.' Sounds appetizing. 'The Rusty Gear Inn.' Sounds like I need a tetanus shot just to sleep there."

He wanted to find a hotel that was comfortable but obscure. He didn't want to stay at the luxury hotel where all the nobles stayed. He wanted to be invisible.

"Here we go," he pointed at an entry. "'The Scholar’s Rest.' Quiet. Clean. No loud music allowed. Strict curfew. It sounds like a library with beds. Perfect."

He marked the page. Staying at The Scholar's Rest would help his cover. He was just Professor Ferrum, a humble academic interested in ancient gears. He wasn't Lord Ferrum, the man who accidentally started a war with a devil cult.

"I wonder what the others are doing right now," Lloyd mused.

He imagined the chaos back home. Mei Jing was probably taking over the world, one bar of soap at a time. Tisha was probably charming the entire population of the capital. Ken was probably staring at a wall, worrying about Lloyd's safety.

"Sorry, Ken," Lloyd thought. "But if I brought you, everyone would stare. You are too big. You look like a bear wearing a suit. You are conspicuous."

Lloyd stretched his legs. The compartment was small, but it was private. He had paid extra for privacy. He didn't want to make small talk with strangers. He didn't want to hear about someone's sick cat or their opinion on the weather.

He looked back at his notes on the Golem Heart. The key to the artifact was the "Will." The legends said Anubis found a way to imprint a basic consciousness into the stone. Not a soul, exactly, but a reflection of intent.

"If I can figure that out," Lloyd thought, "I can program the Aegis to protect me automatically. I can program it to dodge. It would be like having a second nervous system made of steel."

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