My Debauched Devotion
Chapter 11
There are many fake wines in the end of the law.earlier.Ling Zhouye accepted a trash apprentice today, and she was in such a good mood
that she drank too much fake alcohol, and Chunmeng was annoying, so that she
would hush before dawn.In the Age of the Last Dharma, the spiritual energy is thin, resulting in
impure herbal medicines. As a result, the cultivator causes the spiritual
veins to be unsmooth, and it is easy to accumulate all kinds of filth in the
body.If passing through the spiritual veins, these filths are forcibly discharged
from the skin and airways, not to mention using spiritual energy, and it is
more likely to cause secondary infections.Therefore, some low-level monks still retain the mortal excretion method,
which is green and environmentally friendly, and it is easier to integrate
into Taoism and nature...Of course, for Ling Zhouyue, who has a peculiar physique and a tyrannical
cultivation base, there is only one reason to pee--Too much fake wine!shook his body in a daze, and walked out of the hut.She has always been strong, strong, slow, and lazy.The moonlight is dim and the dream is so elusive that she didn''t find the
disciple room on the other side of the hut.When she was ** in the grass of Xiya and preparing to go back to sleep, she
found the disciple room opposite.Following the new mud in front of the disciple’s room, he found the precious
disciple who was digging a hole.As far as digging, are you here to shit?This is her instinct.But she is a noble teacher, she must pay attention to her identity in front of
her disciples. This kind of crude language cannot be said.then sullen his face, pretending to be cold, under the bright moonlight, like
a pure fairy."what are you doing."wine fragrance, water stains, fishy...Xiao Ran couldn’t understand how little fairies in the past life didn’t shit,
and they all put rainbow farts. How can the true fairies who have long been
bigu in the cultivation world still pee?This is unreasonable.Especially what the eyes can see is that Master’s face is as bright as the
moon, painted as picturesque, and heroic, and what the nose smells is indeed
the faint fishy smell of wine.Xiao Ran said——I can not accept!But the same iron facts prove that fairies also have to hush, especially the
fairies who love to drink, and what they hush is the fragrance of wine.This topic touched Xiao Ran''s blind spot of knowledge.He really doesn''t want to start this topic with a fairy, especially if the
fairy is still his master.bluntly said:"The disciple built a disciple room, built an inner toilet in the room, and
drained the domestic sewage out of Zhijian Peak through the buried bamboo
pipe."This is also ok?Well, as long as it is not a matter of spiritual practice, it is worthy of
encouragement.Ling Zhouyue Road:"You have a lot of ideas, please appreciate your house for the teacher."Xiao Ran:"Master, please give me some advice."Ling Zhouyue came to the disciple’s room.good fellow!is so big.Wait, this house...Ling Zhou Yuejian frowned slightly, feeling something was wrong.then slipped the wine bamboo tube and walked around the house.I saw this disciple Fang Feige Liu Dan, carved beams and embroidered pillars,
antique and at the same time tall and straight, majestic, as if it is a
wonderful workmanship, carved by gods and ghosts, giving people a kind of
impact on the road to the simplicity!Especially when the bright moonlight hangs on the roof of the disciple room...So beautiful.And I took a closer look at the location of this room''s fixed base, he was
holding the second golden node of the underground spirit vein of Jianfeng.What''s even more bizarre is that this seemingly chaotic gossip foundation is
actually more efficient in absorbing spiritual power than her hut.I asked you to imitate, but not to transcend!Ling Zhouyue looked lost.For a moment, she seemed to have a glimpse of the secret of heaven, and
realized the beauty of heaven that she had never experienced before.She suddenly remembered her dream...impossible.There are no gods in this world.This is just an ordinary house, no restrictions, no formations, or even the
slightest spiritual power!After a long time, Ling Zhouyue asked Xiao Ran."Who did you find to build this house?"Xiao Ran bluntly said:"Miscellaneous Office.""Is there such a person in the handyman''s office?""Well, they are very professional.""Are you stupid as a teacher?"Are you stupid!Xiao Ran added:"I only drew a design drawing without explaining a word, and they built the
house perfectly... This is called professionalism."The wine bamboo tube that had just reached his lips stopped abruptly."The picture of the design you drew?"Ling Zhouyue was half-believing, her spiritual consciousness reached its
maximum in an instant, and she watched Xiao Ran up and down, inside and out.is definitely the five-element equalization, the capital of natural waste, and
it is the kind of less pure five-element equalization, which is even more
mediocre.As far as physique and talent are concerned, this disciple does not have any
advantages except for his special strengths.But looking at those simple eyes, there is no sign of lying.hard to explain.she asked tentatively:"Is your ancestor the royal craftsman?"Xiao Ran didn''t know how to explain.can not be said, it is a skill that is worth buying from your filial piety."That''s it."Seeing that Xiao Ran didn’t explain too much, Ling Zhouyue was inconvenient to
ask more, took a sip of wine, and sighed:"Unexpectedly, there are talents in the mortal world. It may not be accidental
that I found you in the crowd as a teacher."may not be accidental?In other words, the previous motivation was entirely accidental?Looking for a junk in the crowd to be a personal disciple?Xiao Ran frowned, trying to figure out Master''s motives.Ling Zhouyue hurriedly said:"Don''t think about it, take the teacher to your house and have a look."Xiao Ran:"Yes."opened the wooden door and entered the disciple room.good fellow!Ling Zhouyue''s beautiful eyes twitched.This luxurious space, this furniture configuration, this big bamboo bed, this
bamboo veil, this open and transparent feeling, directly let the moonlight
into every place...Besides, you are a disciple room, but you have two floors, one for sleeping
and one for practicing?What’s even more hateful is that there are actually independent toilets,
independent bathing rooms, and a large bathtub like a boat...Damn mortal!This is the realm of comprehension, what are you doing!Ling Zhou sullen his face, and suddenly pointed at the star fire that suddenly
appeared outside the window."Hey, why is my hut on fire!"Xiao Ran:"……"伶舟月:"The wine is fake, and the fake wine has spontaneously combusted!"Xiao Ran:"……"伶舟月:"Hurry up and help the teacher put out the fire!"I will kill you!Xiao Ran convinced the master. UU reading Obviously, he looks so beautiful and brave, how can he talk and do things like
a rascal, three-year-old child?But then again, as far as the object of the wool is concerned, this kind of
master who is greedy for enjoyment is perfect.Looking at it this way, the master in Xiao Ran''s eyes is a bit cute again."No need to destroy, Master will live here in the future."Ling Zhouyue pretended to pose and waved his hand:"That''s so sorry."Xiao Ran bluntly said:"The disciple was originally a disciple room built for the master.""Ok?"Ling Zhouyue was slightly startled.Looking carefully at this disciple, he seems to be getting handsome.Xiao Ran stepped up his efforts."When the disciple was digging a drain just now, he found circulating warm
groundwater on the top of the mountain. In this way, we can dig a hole in the
bath room, use a siphon bamboo pipe to pump hot water up, and introduce the
bath tub, so that the master will You can take a hot bath every day.""There is this design?"Ling Zhouyue could not imagine this avant-garde design.Until a moment later, Xiao Ran dug a three-foot-deep hole in the south corner
of the bathroom, and inserted a siphon bamboo pipe into it to draw warm water.The warm groundwater flows along the bamboo pipes and flows into the oversized
bathtub. The surface of the water is clear and misty, and the dried flowers
and grasses that come with the bathroom are floating.Now, she has a sense of picture.Which woman can stand this kind of stimulation?Had it not been for the difference between men and women, she would have been
slippery and slippery."Master, please."After speaking, Xiao Ran withdrew by himself.Only Ling Zhouye stayed in the bath room with a blank face.This architectural genius!I found the treasure?